The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@Tsaukpaetra we're in this new digital age, and yet copies degrade in quality faster than ever before.
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@obeselymorbid It's always the same discussion about mowing the lawn too. If she wants to keep it, then she's going to have to take care of it. Just like any other pet or hobby. Me, I'd rather just pave the yard over. Would get more space for working on the car too, that way... </joke>
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra we're in this new digital age, and yet copies degrade in quality faster than ever before.
@error_bot xkcd digital data
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra we're in this new digital age, and yet copies degrade in quality faster than ever before.
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@LaoC said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@mott555 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
The penis mightier than the sword!
Never underestimate the power of LUST!!!
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@LaoC said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@mott555 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
The penis mightier than the sword!
Never underestimate the power of LUST!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEfir8C59Pc
Come to you across the divide
Looking out - a wrinkle in time
There is nothing less I would do
Than stand up - for truth.
In the cold dark ways of this lonely place
I will warm you - hold you
A gold shield glistens and your breath quickens
I stand - close by over you
Two hands held strong and sure
With the power of one
Reaching out past the walls
That can hold you
We are guardians, warriors
Come from somewhere to mind
What creates you and shapes
The Alchemy of Love
There is a chain of light out across the endless skies
And I see the energy that reflects me in your eyes
And keeps us both alive - and keeps us both alive
Evening and the shadows will come
To destroy - what we have done
But always will the power of love
Shine a light - bright as the sun
When the cold dark waves on the shores break
I'm around you - found you
A gold sword fires and night expires
A warm light - surrounding you
Two hands held strong and sure
With the power of one
Reaching out past the walls
That can hold you
We are guardians, warriors
Come from somewhere to mind
What creates you and shapes
The Alchemy of Love
There is a chain of light out across the endless skies
And I see the energy that reflects me in your eyes
And keeps us both alive - and keeps us both alive
When the cold dark waves on the shores break
I'm around you - found you
A gold shield glistens and your breath quickens
I stand - close by over you
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If you can’t see the virus, the virus can’t see you
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@Mason_Wheeler that kid is probably hispanophone
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@ixvedeusi Not sure if you mean "escribir" or "espéll".
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@ixvedeusi Verb. Noun. Same idea.
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Seen at the home of a relative who married a Scot:
Never run with claymores. You could lose an aye, or even get kilt!
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@Mason_Wheeler Paging @Groaner.
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@obeselymorbid my first thought: "I should stop promising close deadlines!" Only after reading the second post I realized what they actually meant.
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@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
beaver penises
They simply weren't happy with just the anus, they needed the penis as well!
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@obeselymorbid my first thought: "I should stop promising close deadlines!" Only after reading the second post I realized what they actually meant.
Your reading of it actually seems like a better advice.
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@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
( Beaver penises )
@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
( Irish midget )
Goddamnit, at least link to the original articles instead of giving some shady website ad revenue for copying satirical content:
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@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I've posted this elsewhere, seems fitting as a reply:
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@Polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I've posted this elsewhere, seems fitting as a reply:
Zippers are more trustworthy than buttons.
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Zippers are more trustworthy than buttons.
And faster to open up
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Tabs set to 1
When that guy is finally apprehended for a string of brutal and senseless murders some time in the future people who knew him will say there were subtle clues he wasn't of sound mind all along.
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@Polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
https://pics.me.me/when-you-are-dead-you-dont-know-that-youre-dead-32273954.png
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
rolling shutter effects are fun.
or photoshop. either or
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@error said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
He doesn't know what the word "carton" means, and neither of them can spell "avocado".
They deserve whatever happens to them.
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Superb Owl Sunday
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This interview is great! The way Patrick Stewart has clearly never seen Voyager is particularly funny, but the whole thing is great and full of laughs:
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@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
So, how much do VESA brackets go for nowadays?