Quotes Out of Context
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@Karla said:
I'm hot enough for modeling and/porn
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@Zerosquare said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Karla said:
I'm hot enough for modeling and/porn
Clearly thinking faster than I can type properly.
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@Karla also said:
I like snakes but do not have any desire to fuck around
I'm sure your husband is thankful for that.
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@Zerosquare said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Karla said:
I'm hot enough for modeling and/porn
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On the other hand, you can't be good at everything:
@Karla said:
I am definitely not qualified to work as a barista.
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Damn, I was on QOOC roll!
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@Gąska said:
Cows are fucked
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@Mingan said in Quotes Out of Context:
@pie_flavor said :
PayPal isn't on top of the bank
PayPal is a bottom?
JuxtapositionSex position thread is
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@Atazhaia said:
thanks to screwing with pig dicks I managed to forget about my troubles for a while.
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@heterodox said:
I am excited and even more excited to see what it tastes like in the morning.
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@pie_flavor seems to be having a little rendez-vous behind the bikeshed:
@error your thing doesn't work
Doesn't seem to be going well for them, though.
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@error_bot said :
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@hungrier Is it still a quote out of context if there wasn't any context in the first place?
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@levicki said
male to female and vice versa doesn't change anything.
Edit: And not in a topic either...
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@DogsB said :
apparently if you look for it you can find gay porn
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@hungrier said in Quotes Out of Context:
@DogsB said :
apparently if you look for it you can find gay porn
I've been looking for it. I've not being looking for it. I've always found it.
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While we're on this subject, @topspin is experimenting with new euphemisms:
I've boarded at the back door before.
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@error_bot said:
There is no D. Try again later.
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@dkf said:
The fundamental problem is that people don't actually understand each other
True in all contexts.
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my penis is too small
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@pie_flavor 'd. The up-a-post button must be broken again for you?
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@Tsaukpaetra
He has his browser set for discourse mode, so all other forums don’t work.
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@izzion said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Tsaukpaetra
He has his browser set for discourse mode, so allotherforums don’t work.
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Aw, guys, we hurt @error_bot's feelings
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@djls45 said :
the horny segment of the rhino
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@cvi said :
I don't think any of them would ever expose oneself to the full live feed
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@hungrier said:
However, despite the weird bulging bits [..] exploding out of the thing and drying, [..] still comes out the business end normally. I guess I'll just keep using it then.
With apologies to the English language for the bits I had to snip out, but it was worth it.
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@Tsaukpaetra said:
I attempted to use the tools provided by Microsoft, which was a mistake.
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@Zerosquare Was that following this advice by @levicki perhaps?
Fuck Cortana.
Based off the usual Microsoft experience I assume she would reboot for updates in the middle of foreplay and give you the Blueballs Screen of Death if you actually got to the stage where you could jack into her.
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@Vault_Dweller said in Quotes Out of Context:
@error_bot said:
There is no I
in team
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@Vixen said:
HIDDEN IN THE 'A' HOLE
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@Benjamin-Hall said:
it may be very hard, but it's not brought out
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@Vixen said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Vault_Dweller said in Quotes Out of Context:
@error_bot said:
There is no I
in team
Beautiful! If I could give you more upvotes I would.
*Edit post it to the funny stuff thread.
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@Tsaukpaetra knows how to handle "difficult" users:
the cone of shame doesn't work. I think we'll try the muzzle in combination....
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@Vixen said :
you wanted to be Hard. Get Hard.
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@hungrier said:
I know, but why would I let that stop me?
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@DogsB said:
I found myself cheering for Hitler!
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@Atazhaia said in Quotes Out of Context:
@DogsB said:
I found myself cheering for Hitler!
I should of known that would come back to haunt me.
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@Vixen My favourite "There's no I in Team" quote comes from Red vs Blue. I can't find a video for it, but it goes something like:
Church: There's no "I" in team, Griff!
Griff: Well, there's no "U" either. So I guess if I'm not in the team and you're not on the team, NOBODY'S ON THE GODDAMN TEAM! THE TEAM SUCKS!
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@Carnage said:
The father took being stabbed in the chest a bit negatively