The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@boomzilla if that's what he was trying to do, he's done a terrible job of it. Because I'd consult dictionary first.
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla if that's what he was trying to do, he's done a terrible job of it. Because I'd consult dictionary first.
Have you any thoughts on sperm whales?
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@DogsB said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla if that's what he was trying to do, he's done a terrible job of it. Because I'd consult dictionary first.
Have you any thoughts on sperm whales?
They feature prominently in many erotic fictions...
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@Tsaukpaetra you read way too many erotic fictions.
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra you
readmis-genre way too many erotic fictions.I hear that's a crime in Canada, eh?
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@boomzilla the kick wasn't even going in. It was going to glance off the goalpost, outward.
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https://www.facebook.com/elpasozoo/posts/10156975632147622
And since the onebox leaves a lot to be desired..
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@DogsB said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
This guy has to become president.
That post makes way too much sense. He’s been hacked!!
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@brie said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla the kick wasn't even going in. It was going to glance off the goalpost, outward.
He probably couldn't precisely tell that from his angle and velocity.
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I've been explaining quinceañera to people as "Spanish for bat mitzvah".
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@Karla Legs on the edge, in the middle.
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@kazitor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla Legs on the edge, in the middle.
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@Karla As in, you still don't get it?
Imagine lying down in a bathtub with you knees up, looking down along your chest. Also in this scenario you are male.
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@kazitor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla As in, you still don't get it?
Imagine lying down in a bathtub with you knees up, looking down along your chest. Also in this scenario you are male.
I'm a girl. I don't have a penis.
I don't see it
And my joke has been murdered, eaten by aliens, and cremated...we can move on.
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@Karla … ooh.
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I don't see it.
You don't have one.
edit: I wondered if that was the joke. I should've read the replies, I guess.
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
And my joke has been murdered, eaten by aliens, and cremated...we can move on.
Don't worry, I'll shoot those aliens
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In eastern and central Canada, and the northeast US, we've been having a lot of snow lately. On the west coast, they have something similar:
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@DogsB said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Okay, this is the funny stuff thread and I may be whooshing, but why on earth would you need prime housing locating for pot farming? Unless you’re high literally 24/7, you can still drive the fucking pot over from a cheaper location.
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@topspin Oakland is, by reputation, the ghetto part across the bay from San Francisco. The tech workers are being driven out of the shitty neighbourhood by the bourgeois pot farmers.
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> be @JBert
> see a game from 19 years ago
> WTF reaction
> see that it was only 13 years old when the video was made
> all is fine now
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@Gąska You can’t greentext in here.
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@topspin I just did. What you gonna do?
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
> be @JBert
> see a game from 19 years ago
> WTF reaction
> see that it was only 13 years old when the video was made
> all is fine nowI'm mostly miffed that it's a 6 year old video. Haven't you got anything newer?
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@JBert said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I'm mostly miffed that it's a 6 year old video. Haven't you got anything newer?
It's probably only just made it to Poland
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@JBert of course I do.
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This article can make for several good quotes but pasting them here is work.
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@DogsB said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Okay, this is the funny stuff thread and I may be whooshing, but why on earth would you need prime housing locating for pot farming? Unless you’re high literally 24/7, you can still drive the fucking pot over from a cheaper location.
They're not setting up farms in housing space, they're setting them up in warehouse space. Basically, pot farming is more profitable per square foot than tech startup-ing is.
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@brie said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
pot farming is more profitable per square foot than tech startup-ing is.
With pot farming, you know your investment is gonna go high
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@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
how much damage could the National Enquirer seriously do? This is like the Alex Jones defamation thing.
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safe for work
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@hungrier is it just me or does he look a lot like David Hogg?
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