The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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[I don't know why the iFramely is fucked with Twitter (stupid twitter), but I'm trying to link post 198.]
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@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
or ????
I almost can't believe someone actually made that. But now the joke could actually be real!
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@El_Heffe I find the related products even funnier
Especially—UFO Detector
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@El_Heffe I was going to ask Google how much that is according to sane measurements and...
It's certainly a very popular search topic too!
(FYI: Google says a little bit over 200l, so bathtub sized, in case anyone would like to bathe in lube.)
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@Atazhaia said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
in case anyone would like to bathe in lube
I thought that was obvious from the product page featuring people in the drum?
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@Luhmann Oh, I didn't look at the product page because I'm at work with other people around. Maybe when I am alone in my office I can browse for lube...
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@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
or ????
They're still listing that thing?
A couple of years ago Weng had posted it when discussing the Christmas trolling gifts which didn't make the cut.
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@Polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@hungrier said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I assumed it was a Poe. I assumed wrong.
I was not the only one.
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@Polygeekery I swear we talked about this here...somewhere in the past. TFA is from 2013.
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I've only gotten around to reading the article and I can't help but wonder if she was hungry enough would she eat her young.
The comment section is golden. Some of the best trolling I've ever seen. I fucking hope so anyway.
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@Polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I assumed it was a Poe. I assumed wrong.
It's the Grauniad. That should have been a huge clue.
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@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Polygeekery What even? In this scenario how does telling a little girl that she should do small shits actually make the shits smaller?
She should get a Koala. Give her more shit to write about.
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Living dangerously...
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@Tsaukpaetra minus the kidney failure, one of my students pulled a no-show on her partner for their final project. The partner was not exactly pleased. I only hammered the AWOL person's grade.
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@Benjamin-Hall said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra minus the kidney failure, one of my students pulled a no-show on her partner for their final project. The partner was not exactly pleased. I only hammered the AWOL person's grade.
Praise you for this. Nothing worse than teachers giving the whole group a bad grade because something something you have learn how to work in groups and that’s how it works in the real world when your group project fucks up. True, but still unfair to the pupils.
Coincidentally, I hated group projects.
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technical and skill-based gameplay
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Benjamin-Hall said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra minus the kidney failure, one of my students pulled a no-show on her partner for their final project. The partner was not exactly pleased. I only hammered the AWOL person's grade.
Praise you for this. Nothing worse than teachers giving the whole group a bad grade because something something you have learn how to work in groups and that’s how it works in the real world when your group project fucks up. True, but still unfair to the pupils.
Coincidentally, I hated group projects.
First, I hate group projects too. That's why I assign them, to force people to toughen up
Second, I'll admit that the consequences I'd impose are very situation dependent. Here, one person just did nothing; the other person did a competent job as if she was working alone from the beginning. If the group had just done a crappy job and had collectively signed off on that, that's a different story. If you assign person X to do job Y and they suck, but you turn it in anyway, I'm going to ding you for not doing checking. But if, for example, the person in charge of turning it in for the group screws that up and turns in the wrong format (which also happened this week), that's on that person, not the group.
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Not sure if satire...
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@pie_flavor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
technical and skill-based gameplay
OMG the mouse cursor though!
Edit: I don't get it. What's the funny?
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@PJH said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Living dangerously...
I call fake! Everyone knows restaurants carry one or the other - never both!
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@Benjamin-Hall
I'm not sure if this guy was a satirical response, or a serious response:
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@dcon
That's a gas station / convenience store fountain, as evidenced by the 44oz mega-insulated cup and the cherry/lime/lemon/vanilla shot buttons. Which routinely have like 20+ nozzles and both Pepsi and Coke, though it's rare to see them intermingled like that.
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@izzion said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
That's a gas station / convenience store fountain,
With the advent of McDonald's, don't they count as 'restaurants' these days?
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@PJH
I suppose, if you consider spitting in your own food to be the self-service form of McDonald's
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@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@PJH said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Living dangerously...
I call fake! Everyone knows restaurants carry one or the other - never both!
That's the first thing I thought. There are almost always exclusive contacts involved and it would be extremely unusual to see both Coke and Pepsi in the same place.
On the other hand, a 44 ounce cup of just about anything qualifies as living dangerously, so, there's that.
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@Benjamin-Hall said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Not sure if satire...
Yes, the Babylon Bee is satire.
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@Tsaukpaetra Instead of serious defensive tactics, we just both rushed each other with a balloon and a punching bag in front. Mine was faster so I won.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/438412674326331432/522218060141297684/pMM9VPc.png
"How do you pronounce the word spelled you en eye oh en eye zee ee dee?"
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/317270154360782849/523433648666705920/unknown.png
But...the entire premise of Robin Hood is that Taxation is Theft.
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@djls45 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/438412674326331432/522218060141297684/pMM9VPc.png
"How do you pronounce the word spelled you en eye oh en eye zee ee dee?"
And that's no way to tell a joke, you see.
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@bb36e Oh hey, I actually found the original joke buried in there
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