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@izzion said in Internet of shit:
@M_Adams said in Internet of shit:
Kids are distracted by the shiney
Such distraction. Much wow.Who would get distracted by...
looks at @izzion showing off his shiny pink snake
Pretty~
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@M_Adams said in Internet of shit:
leashes for kids
When I was a nipper reigns were a big thing in the UK for young children:
We then moved to Germany and my mother was soon accosted on the street by an apoplectic German woman:
Is it a dog!?!
Funny how something can be prudent safety in one culture and reprehensible in another.
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@Zerosquare said in Internet of shit:
@Cursorkeys said in Internet of shit:
Is it a dog!?!
Please tell me the child answered "Woof woof".
That's not what German dogs even say.
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@Zerosquare said in Internet of shit:
@Cursorkeys said in Internet of shit:
Is it a dog!?!
Please tell me the child answered "Woof woof".
I was a very shy child so I probably just hid behind my mother. I don't remember though, so lets hope :)
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@Cursorkeys: (sorry, I misread and didn't notice you were talking about yourself)
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@Gribnit said in Internet of shit:
@Zerosquare said in Internet of shit:
@Cursorkeys said in Internet of shit:
Is it a dog!?!
Please tell me the child answered "Woof woof".
That's not what German dogs even say.
It's "wau wau" for those who don't know.
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@kazitor said in Internet of shit:
@Gribnit said in Internet of shit:
@Zerosquare said in Internet of shit:
@Cursorkeys said in Internet of shit:
Is it a dog!?!
Please tell me the child answered "Woof woof".
That's not what German dogs even say.
It's "wau wau" for those who don't know.
Impossible. We all know there are no German words that short.
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@Zerosquare said in Internet of shit:
@Cursorkeys said in Internet of shit:
Is it a dog!?!
Please tell me the child answered "Woof woof".
No. The child decided to show her strong canine teeth. Then jumped onto that woman and bite her vigorously.
That taught her a lesson.
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@dcon said in Internet of shit:
@kazitor said in Internet of shit:
@Gribnit said in Internet of shit:
@Zerosquare said in Internet of shit:
@Cursorkeys said in Internet of shit:
Is it a dog!?!
Please tell me the child answered "Woof woof".
That's not what German dogs even say.
It's "wau wau" for those who don't know.
Impossible. We all know there are no German words that short.
Ach so.
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@TimeBandit said in Internet of shit:
@dcon said in Internet of shit:
We all know there are no German words that short.
Ja
I'm sure that's just an abbreviation for Jaffurmativeschittsenfrutenbrungerer or something.
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@BernieTheBernie said in Internet of shit:
@Zerosquare said in Internet of shit:
@Cursorkeys said in Internet of shit:
Is it a dog!?!
Please tell me the child answered "Woof woof".
No. The child decided to show her strong canine teeth. Then jumped onto that woman and bite her vigorously.
That taught her a lesson.Or he lifted his leg?
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@TimeBandit Also no fingers.
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@Gribnit I believe you need both to open it
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@TimeBandit said in Internet of shit:
@Gribnit I believe you need both to open it
That's intensely the worst and most stupid way to fucking anything ever.
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@TimeBandit According to the replies, the fingerprint reader on the lock itself never worked
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@hungrier said in Internet of shit:
the fingerprint reader on the lock itself never worked
This would still work
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@TimeBandit said in Internet of shit:
@hungrier said in Internet of shit:
the fingerprint reader on the lock itself never worked
This would still work
I'm sure this will too:
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@dkf said in Internet of shit:
@TimeBandit said in Internet of shit:
This would still work
I'm sure this will too:
It's the next logical step
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@TimeBandit Wait a minute. What about looking up the published exploit? It is after all a commercially available smartlock.
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@Gribnit said in Internet of shit:
@TimeBandit Wait a minute. What about looking up the published exploit? It is after all a commercially available smartlock.
Except the person who was locked out had no phone.
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@Gurth said in Internet of shit:
@Gribnit said in Internet of shit:
@TimeBandit Wait a minute. What about looking up the published exploit? It is after all a commercially available smartlock.
Except the person who was locked out had no phone.
Don't they still have their laptop?
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@Gribnit Maybe it’s in the office?
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@Gribnit said in Internet of shit:
Don't they still have their laptop?
He was locked outside of his office
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@TimeBandit said in Internet of shit:
@Gribnit said in Internet of shit:
Don't they still have their laptop?
He was locked outside of his office
Any computer at all available? Smart fridge maybe? Light bulb? Bitcoin Toaster could maybe be used to directly attack the crypto but the reconfiguration would be pretty involved.
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@TimeBandit said in Internet of shit:
@Gribnit said in Internet of shit:
Any computer at all available?
Yes, the smart-lock
Could try "fuzz testing" it with random radio noise but that might take... a long time. But, since this could in a very crude form consist essentially of menacing the smart-lock with a sparking wire, it might be worth doing anyway.
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@dkf said in Internet of shit:
I'm sure this will too:
Did you read the remainder of the twitter thread?
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@Zecc said in Internet of shit:
Did you read the remainder of the twitter thread?
No! Not until just now…
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Remember Superfish which backdoored any SSL connection by installing their own root certificate?
Here's another contender:
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Not sure if this is quite the right thread...
I walked into Home Depot. My phone buzzed as a notification came through, and when I checked it, it was "Home Improvement" deals from an Amazon app that at some point must have auto-installed itself to my phone without my permission.
I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
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@TimeBandit Will Elon Musk be there?
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e:
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@Zecc said in Internet of shit:
Will Elon Musk be there?
Once he's done building the hyperloop to Mars, probably
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@TimeBandit If it’s Amazon notifications that cause you to relocate to Mars, better to have Musk as your neighbour than his fellow space enthousiast, Jeff Bezos.
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in Internet of shit:
@TimeBandit said in Internet of shit:
Because a microwave is a complicated thing to use
A Scott Adams strip with the word "beta" in it. Eeeeeee... awkward.
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@Lorne-Kates
What exactly is awkward about that?
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in Internet of shit:
@Lorne-Kates
What exactly is awkward about that?It seems it could set off Adams' cult of intellectual conservatives off into a frenzy of hooting, and the hooting could be awkward maybe.
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@Gribnit said in Internet of shit:
intellectual conservatives
They try to keep the intellect they have?
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@pie_flavor Well, that'd be one way to approach it but it doesn't seem to be what has been gone with.
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@Gribnit said in Internet of shit:
seem be
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@pie_flavor said in Internet of shit:
@Gribnit said in Internet of shit:
intellectual conservatives
They try to keep the intellect they have?
Yes and no, they simply use it sparingly.
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@Lorne-Kates When I saw this strip loooong ago, I inferred that the joke was regarding the VHS and BetaMax cassette compatibility. It illustrated to me that they knew something about the tech, but dangerously little
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@dcon said in Internet of shit:
@kazitor said in Internet of shit:
@Gribnit said in Internet of shit:
@Zerosquare said in Internet of shit:
@Cursorkeys said in Internet of shit:
Is it a dog!?!
Please tell me the child answered "Woof woof".
That's not what German dogs even say.
It's "wau wau" for those who don't know.
Impossible. We all know there are no German words that short.
Ja. Das ist zehr gut
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@Gribnit said in Internet of shit:
@TimeBandit said in Internet of shit:
@Gribnit I believe you need both to open it
That's intensely the worst and most stupid way to fucking anything ever.
Two factor baby!
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@Jaloopa said in Internet of shit:
Ja. Das ist zehr gut
Finally! Watching all those German porn pays off.
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@Jaloopa
Skwi-wö-wä-ell! /ˈskwɪɹəl/