Quotes Out of Context
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@Polygeekery said:
Have you had any issues with magazine insertion being very stiff?
Most people use purpose-built instruments for insertion, I hear it's potentially unhealthy to insert random foreign objects.
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@izzion said :
I can't help myself! It's a compulsion!
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@djls45 said
an upside-down cup locks over a ball
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@pie_flavor You probably think that post is about you.
Just because it's a reply to a post of yours and it specifically mentions you.
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@pie_flavor said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Gribnit said in Quotes Out of Context:
@pie_flavor Don't you (don't you (don't you.What?) what?) what.
FTFY ^.^
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It's not entirely untrue. :D
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@Gribnit said:
sucked all of the ass and I mean, all of the ass?
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This post is deleted!
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@stillwater Posting a quote from the lounge AND with context? A double faux pas! You may want to edit that post.
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@Atazhaia My bad. Apologies to all parties involved.
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@Luhmann said:
I am not getting more then Queer and Asexual out of this
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@Polygeekery Dammit, came here to post that.
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@Zecc as you walk on by (
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@Gribnit said :
to fit the last dick you're going to need to unhinge your jaw a little
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@blakeyrat said:
HhwapIouwhsds
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blakeyrat said:
You just plonk down a 2x4 and a few dried leaves, grab your bow and get grinding.
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@Benjamin-Hall said:
My go-to is the thigh, with the breast for a few applications.
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@Jaloopa said in Quotes Out of Context:
@pie_flavor said:
I never make any errors.
You're wrong there
no u
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@ben_lubar said:
I have the butt-penguin to prove it
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@dkf said in Quotes Out of Context:
@ben_lubar said:
I have the butt-penguin to prove it
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@Atazhaia said:
Let's start the butt-penguin club!
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@remi said:
I am tempted to find a picture of Hitler
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@Gąska Nothing like a quickie at the gas station restroom stall with a picture of good ol' Adolf eh!
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@stillwater said:
the whole "jerking off but now with sandpaper" situation. Maybe it's just me
WTDWTF is a "you do you" environment
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@stillwater said:
the whole "jerking off but now with sandpaper" situation. Maybe it's just me
@stillwater said :
at the gas station restroom stall with a picture of good ol' Adolf eh!
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@stillwater said:
better than 90% of people who fuck around with pandas for a living
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@Onyx said
it's now the time to become a dick
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@hungrier Maybe I went too far this time.
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@Tsaukpaetra said
WAIT, STOP! THAT'S NOT WHERE IT GOES!
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@Polygeekery said
so big that my wife sent it to me
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@stillwater said:
Pandas in ten mins and then working through the rest of the docs will make you better than 90% of people who fuck around with pandas for a living.
Including other pandas, given their reproductive rate....
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@Benjamin-Hall said in Garage Quickies:
I, for one, would rather ... eat bone, pulverized or not
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@dkf said:
It's a bit like someone's asked you whether they should wear two or three condoms when going to the PTA meeting.
@dkf also said:
It's like a teacher declaring in a PTA meeting that he always wears a condom when teaching;
@bb36e said:
those PTA meetings get pretty rowdy
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@The_Quiet_One said:
you're often so intimate with your approach that you're biased
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@MasonWheeler said:
I totally understand the whole "this was taken out of context" argument. It's a thing that happens all too often.
Also paging @Mason-Wheeler and @Mason_Wheeler
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@Luhmann said:
Does it come with spandex diaper pants?
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@heterodox said:
fifteen minutes later I got gangbanged
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@dkf
Just asking for a friend ...
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@blek said:
the
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@cvi said:
Although the ring is strangely oversized...
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@izzion said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Rhywden said
hump your rear bumper like some human
German fetishes are the best fetishes
True, but very, very falsse.
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@pie_flavor said
you could actually eat the bone. That's some good protein.