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@boomzilla /shudder
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@boomzilla said in Nope:
BACK ON TOPIC!
I want this in my butt!!!! Maybe!
Filed under: Probably not...
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@tsaukpaetra Excellent
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post.
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@boomzilla said in Nope:
@tsaukpaetra Excellent
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post.Thanks!
Sometimes you don't need any real content, just the building blocks to let others generate it themselves!
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@boomzilla Even thinking about that is a "Pass the brain bleach!" kind of Nope!
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@hardwaregeek said in Nope:
@boomzilla Even thinking about that is a "Pass the brain bleach!" kind of Nope!
Exactly! That's what makes it so dope!
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@pie_flavor That's not all that different from what some of my students would do on tests...it's quite believable. After all, numbers and variables are just magic symbols that can be arranged however, so does it really matter? /stupid
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@pie_flavor It's entertaining that that results in the right answer.
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@heterodox said in Nope:
@pie_flavor It's entertaining that that results in
theone of the right answers.The other is x = -3.
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@benjamin-hall said in Nope:
The other is x = -3.
Shhh, I just got a Master's degree; it's well known that that means I can't do basic math anymore.
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@heterodox said in Nope:
@benjamin-hall said in Nope:
The other is x = -3.
Shhh, I just got a Master's degree; it's well known that that means I can't do basic math anymore.
To be honest...I used Wolfram Alpha to get the other result. Because I'm terminally lazy. And with a PhD I know lots and lots...about very little.
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@benjamin-hall said in Nope:
@heterodox said in Nope:
@pie_flavor It's entertaining that that results in
theone of the right answers.The other is x = -3.
For those with short memories...
And some other random ones I found..
(Answer sheet was wrong.)
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@heterodox said in Nope:
@benjamin-hall said in Nope:
The other is x = -3.
Shhh, I just got a Master's degree; it's well known that that means I can't do basic math anymore.
Stupid humblebrag.
Filed Under: Congratulations!
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@benjamin-hall said in Nope:
To be honest...I used Wolfram Alpha to get the other result. Because I'm terminally lazy.
Wow, I won't deny that's pretty lazy. ;) But at least you even recognized that there was a second root.
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@heterodox Well I got my masters in maths nearly five years ago, and I guess it's wearing off because I worked out the answer in my head and then got disappointed that someone else had already corrected you.
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In y teens, I was quite often mistaken for a woman, for some strange reason. Me being 6'4" should have clued people into something being amiss.
Plenty of people think tall women are hot... :P
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@heterodox Well I got my masters in maths nearly five years ago, and I guess it's wearing off because I worked out the answer in my head and then got disappointed that someone else had already corrected you.
Not sure that means it's wearing off; sounds like it's going strong!
I'm one of those technical people who can't figure out how to program their VCRs. (And that's clearly a stereotype that needs an update in my head.)
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@heterodox said in Nope:
I'm one of those technical people who can't figure out how to program their VCRs.
My mom handed me the remote to her smart TV Hulu Netflix Youtube box thingy and was mad I didn't know how to operate it (I have never had TV, cable, or satellite since moving out and living on my own at age 18). Apparently, I should know how to use something I've never used before because I work with computers.
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@heterodox said in Nope:
I'm one of those technical people who can't figure out how to program their VCRs.
My mom handed me the remote to her smart TV Hulu Netflix Youtube box thingy and was mad I didn't know how to operate it (I have never had TV, cable, or satellite since moving out and living on my own at age 18). Apparently, I should know how to use something I've never used before because I work with computers.
That is exactly what you should know how to do.
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@pie_flavor said in Nope:
(Answer sheet was wrong.)
That's a borken link.
Works for me.
Did you pay your local ISP the net neutrality fee?
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@tsaukpaetra Suddenly started working.
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@pie_flavor said in Nope:
@tsaukpaetra Suddenly started working.
Gotta love that 90 percent uptime goal...
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@tsaukpaetra as a note, textbook companies (ie Pearson's, College Board, etc.) are the closest thing to the communist idea of a rapacious, exploitative capitalist entity that exists.
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@pie_flavor said in Nope:
(Answer sheet was wrong.)
That's a borken link.
WOMM. And this different one I tried it on...
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@pie_flavor He's been writing a novel apparently. Did you read the video description?
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@blakeyrat I did. My name's going to end up in the back of the book.
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@pie_flavor Toby Faire, I clean my keyboard using dish soap; any sign of finger oils drives me crazy (the matte covering on keys wearing off looks like oils and drives me crazy but I can't do anything about it). Just have to use a small amount of water so it doesn't penetrate beyond the keyboard.
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New, from the country that brought you the Hamburger...
It's INSEKTENBURGER!
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That's what happens when you have allergic reactions to bug bites. Hurts pretty bad, too. Not sure what kind of bugs they were, since the reaction is delayed. Probably not mosquitoes, I don't swell up like that for those normally.
And those red areas are inflamed and puffy, almost solid.
Edit: those are both from the same arm, the upper and lower portions of it. I don't have bites really anywhere else except a normal mosquito bite on a finger of the other hand.
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My mom handed me the remote to her smart TV Hulu Netflix Youtube box thingy and was mad I didn't know how to operate it (I have never had TV, cable, or satellite since moving out and living on my own at age 18). Apparently, I should know how to use something I've never used before because I work with computers.
Magically know how to use it? No, but you definitely should know how to figure it out...
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@benjamin-hall said in Nope:
That's what happens when you have allergic reactions to bug bites.
Just be glad you don't have allergic reactions to bee stings. My brother does, and it's absolutely insane. One time he got stung on his hand, and everything up to the elbow swelled up like a balloon. The doctor said that he got lucky; if the bee had stung him anywhere on his face or torso, it would have been life-threatening.
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@masonwheeler said in Nope:
@benjamin-hall said in Nope:
That's what happens when you have allergic reactions to bug bites.
Just be glad you don't have allergic reactions to bee stings. My brother does, and it's absolutely insane. One time he got stung on his hand, and everything up to the elbow swelled up like a balloon. The doctor said that he got lucky; if the bee had stung him anywhere on his face or torso, it would have been life-threatening.
I haven't gotten stung since I became really allergic to everything. Judging from this, it probably wouldn't be pretty. None of my allergies are lethal, just obnoxious.
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@masonwheeler A kid in my class died in second grade from a bee sting.
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@masonwheeler A kid in my class died in second grade from a bee sting.
My nephew (who is dangerously allergic to lots of things, including animals and nuts), where I'm just annoyingly allergic to most environmental factors) is allergic to bee stings. In the "swell up and die" sort of way.
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@masonwheeler said in Nope:
The doctor said that he got lucky; if the bee had stung him anywhere on his face or torso, it would have been life-threatening.
Yeah, I once got bit on the neck. Fortunately it was closer to the shoulder than to the wind pipe.
I should probably carry an epi pen, but... heh.In another incident I've discovered I am not allergic to wasp stings, which is nice. Wasps can sting more than once.
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In another incident I've discovered I am not allergic to wasp stings, which is nice. Wasps can sting more than once.
Wasp stings hurt like hell but they never leave any marks on me. On the other hand, I never feel bee stings, usually I just find a small welt with a dead bee sitting near it.
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@ben_lubar said in Nope:
@anotherusername I'm female according to a lot of people who have only ever seen the back of my head.
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Cross posting:
@pie_flavor said in The Official Cool Stuff Thread:
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