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@boner That onebox is about a thousand times more readable than the article.
Also, she would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for those pesky
kidsmother-in-law…
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@tsaukpaetra quoted in In other news today...:
A debate began recently about whether the acceptable way to wipe your ass is the standing or sitting position
I'm fairly certain I've posted about that on here before...
Ah - here we go (Lounge post): https://what.thedailywtf.com/post/16714
@pjh said in PJH's <s>personnel department</s> thread:
- Marked one of the toilets out of bounds (to men - the women are unaffected) because one or two people were leaving them in an 'unsatisfactory condition' and we "need one them for visitors." Naturally what the condition was has been unstated. Rumours range from
Anyway, why I'm here:
In its entirety, emphasis mine:
Yesterday we published a statement condemning a decision to strip-search media workers at the Prime Minister’s Office in Downing Street. We now accept that this was incorrect. The information was provided from a trusted source. However, neither the source nor NUJ staff made the necessary checks before publication. The event in question did not take place in this country. We apologise unreservedly to all concerned.
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@dkf said in In other news today...:
That onebox is about a thousand times more readable than the article.
The ads are appropriate too.
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Five weekends in jail he'll get. And the sex offender treatment program.
That's kind of an insult to the justice system, but maybe they didn't have much of a case against him. I don't know.
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@anotherusername There was a World Series recently? Of what, poker, Starcaft, tatting?
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@boner the headline is wrong. She dumped him.
Being that she's a gynecologist, I'll take her word for it that her vagina did not actually smell bad or unusual and he was just an ass who deserved to be dumped. Although, odor fatigue is a real thing, and doctors aren't immune to it.
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Title:
My boyfriend dumped me because of my vagina smell
quote from the article
I had a light bulb moment and dumped his sorry ass
Which is it ?
There is always two side to a story
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@anotherusername said in In other news today...:
Haven't read TFA but I watched the whole series. Frankly, it's difficult to understand starting him again after his first outing. Last night was just embarrassing.
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@boomzilla
Clearly, both bad outings by Darvish are FAKE NEWS and the Dodgers had the World Series stolen from them by a sad, crooked press.
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@izzion said in In other news today...:
@boomzilla
Clearly, both bad outings by Darvish are FAKE NEWS and the Dodgers had the World Series stolen from them by a sad, crooked press.Did they score more total runs overall, and thus are the team who really deserves to have won?
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@boomzilla said in In other news today...:
@anotherusername said in In other news today...:
Haven't read TFA but I watched the whole series. Frankly, it's difficult to understand starting him again after his first outing. Last night was just embarrassing.
The only game of the series that I watched was the first one that Darvish pitched -- game 3. In that one, he did not appear to be capable of finding the strike zone with any of his pitches, and gave up 4 runs in 1 2/3 innings. I am utterly floored that he went out there again and did it again. I get them wanting to give him a chance to redeem himself, but damn if he didn't fail just as miserably the second time.
All by himself, he lost 2 out of the 7 games. They needed 4 games to win. He gave them no chance, no chance at all. Houston, for its part, pitched extremely well, and did not give the Dodgers any chance to claw their way back from the deficits that Darvish put them into, despite the fact that the Dodgers' relief pitchers pitched really well in both games.
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@masonwheeler
They scored the same number of runs, and I’m pretty sure ties go to the team with the biggest media market.
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@izzion #notMyWinningTeam
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@boner said in In other news today...:
I definitely find some people's natural smell off-putting and did decline an additional date with someone because of it. Your partner's natural smells should be pleasant to you.
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@karla said in In other news today...:
I definitely find some people's natural smell off-putting and did decline an additional date with someone because of it.
Cilantro?
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Glad I'll never have this problem, I hate perfumes and other artificial scents...
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@timebandit said in In other news today...:
vagina
ass
two side to a story
Not sure if you did what I see there.
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@scholrlea said in In other news today...:
So, how's that "pre-installed software advantage" going for you, Microsoft?
What percentage of PCs have Windows 10?
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BuzzFeed reports that typographers Michael Everson and Andrew West are two of the most vociferous critics, citing concerns that facial variations on emoji like the poop emoji — including a ‘Frowning Pile of Poo’ emoji — are “cheapening the Unicode Consortium’s long body of work.”
What's that saying about horses and barns?
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@hardwaregeek said in In other news today...:
@karla said in In other news today...:
I definitely find some people's natural smell off-putting and did decline an additional date with someone because of it.
Cilantro?
That would qualify.
It was years ago, and that is probably funnier than the truth, so we will go with that.
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@hungrier said in In other news today...:
For his part, West was concerned that allowing a variation on the traditional poop emoji would set a precedent and “open the floodgates for an open-ended set of ‘Pile of Poo’ emoji with emotions, such as ‘Crying Pile of Poo,’ ‘Pile of Poo with Look of Triumph.’”
I'm more concerned that we still only have one colour.
:Embarrassed White Pile Of Poo:
:Angry Yellow Pile Of Poo:
:Confused Pile Of Poo Tone4:
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@anotherusername said in In other news today...:
The story is interesting, but man does that website belong to the bad ideas thread... I don't think I could have come with a better way to hide the article in plain sight!
(yes, it's the bit on the far left. No, it's not a link to the article like the other ones on the right, it's the start of the article itself. The only clue to that is the larger picture.)
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@boner There's no "I" in Apple.
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@anotherusername said in In other news today...:
@boner There's no "I" in Apple.
@anotherusername But there is in AppIe.
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What hell hath man wrought?
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@polygeekery Thanks, Floribama!
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@boner said in In other news today...:
@anotherusername said in In other news today...:
@boner There's no "I" in Apple.
@anotherusername But there is in AppIe.
"These Chinese knockoffs are hillarious" thread is
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@hungrier Here's a better way to get rid of the notch
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@timebandit Yeah, no. I'm less than enamoured with my Pixel and I definitely don't want its successor.
For instance, the "No disturb" feature recently decided on its own that the email notification sound was so important that it should be emitted at max volume every time.
And the assistant is still a braindead moron in Germany.
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@rhywden said in In other news today...:
And the assistant is still a braindead moron in Germany.
Wow, nifty. How much are they paying you?
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@anotherusername said in In other news today...:
@rhywden said in In other news today...:
And the assistant is still a braindead moron in Germany.
Wow, nifty. How much are they paying you?
Are you interested? Because I can tell you right now that, circumstances nonwithstanding, they have some standards so you might have some problems on that front.
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@rhywden I could probably manage to pretend to be a braindead moron, if the price was right. I am not willing to relocate to Germany for the job, though.
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@anotherusername said in In other news today...:
@rhywden I could probably manage to pretend to be a braindead moron, if the price was right.
Yeah, those brain transplants can be expensive...
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"Actually, I am happy to see you."
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Finally a bit of good news on the SESTA front...
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Article iFramely box for link @masonwheeler posted said in In other news today...:
Senator Ron Wyden
Double-took as it looked like @Rhywden at first glance.
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Well, it looks like my dream of getting Terry Davis, Geri, Gavino, and @SpectateSwamp in a single thread at the same time and seeing what happens is going to have to wait a while longer.
Well, at least they haven't... oh, wait, no, they did catch him. Sad!</trump>
Filed Under: Anyone surprised by this? Me, neither.