The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
But this would not have been a story if someone just lifted the grate. It is only 3-4' deep and those grates are not locked down.
TIL Never really thought about it, nor had need to .
Well, most people probably have never thought about what holds a storm drainage grate in place. In most cases it is just gravity and mass/inertia.
But, as a man who was once a boy who took all of his toys apart to see how they came apart and worked (and to a large extent I still do the same at 38 years of age) if I did not have the experience that I do and was in that crowd I would have looked over the grate to see what held it in place, when I did not see any visible locks or bolts or anything I would have asked someone to help me try to lift it.
These people apparently thought it was JFM.
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@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
"Love finds a hole"?
I think it's "home", but I'll accept "Horn", "Hold", "Holp", "Host", "Hone", "Hoax", "Hope", "Hoe", "Hoen", "Hose", "Hobo", "Ho", "Hole", "Hove", "Hot", "Hock", "Hosh", "Hoil".
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@tsaukpaetra On the price tag it says "Love finds fox".
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@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I think it's "home", but I'll accept "Horn", "Hold", "Holp", "Host", "Hone", "Hoax", "Hope", "Hoe", "Hoen", "Hose", "Hobo", "Ho", "Hole", "Hove", "Hot", "Hock", "Hosh", "Hoil".
Hook.
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@zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I think it's "home", but I'll accept "Horn", "Hold", "Holp", "Host", "Hone", "Hoax", "Hope", "Hoe", "Hoen", "Hose", "Hobo", "Ho", "Hole", "Hove", "Hot", "Hock", "Hosh", "Hoil".
Hook.
I stopped after a reasonable amount. Didn't wanna bore y'all. ;)
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@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Didn't wanna bore y'all.
Then why are you posting at all?
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@luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Didn't wanna bore y'all.
Then why are you posting at all?
Sometimes I take chances. Sometimes those changes lead to mistakes. Oftentimes those mistakes are quite messy.
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@tsaukpaetra “Love finds a hobo”? Nice for the hobo I guess, but I still Do Not Want.
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TIL "pedometer" does not mean "1,000 pedophiles".
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@el_heffe Of course not, it's a tool that measures the distance to the nearest pedophile.
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@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@tsaukpaetra On the price tag it says "Love finds fox".
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@anonymous234 That's more than funny.
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https://twitter.com/dianne_garza22/status/825890091482611713
https://twitter.com/ElfwickGodfrey/status/907028614939648000
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@boomzilla Those all need to be actual things.
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@antiquarian said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla Those all need to be actual things.
VS:SDR
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I know it's a real thing, but still:
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Apple talking about their users:
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@xaade That commenter is tr, as very minor research shows that you only need to buy that latest expansion regardless of the amount of years you stayed off WoW as the base game always includes all expansions except for the latest.
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@atazhaia said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@xaade That commenter is tr, as very minor research shows that you only need to buy that latest expansion regardless of the amount of years you stayed off WoW as the base game always includes all expansions except for the latest.
Hmm. Good to know, I guess.
My best moment was leaving the game.
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@xaade said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@atazhaia said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@xaade That commenter is tr, as very minor research shows that you only need to buy that latest expansion regardless of the amount of years you stayed off WoW as the base game always includes all expansions except for the latest.
Hmm. Good to know, I guess.
My best moment was leaving the game.
My best moment was discovering I never actually left the introduction area and not feeling any shame over that.
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My best moment was never playing any multiplayer games. If I wanted to socialise, I wouldn't be playing videogames.
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@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
My best moment was never playing any multiplayer games. If I wanted to socialise, I wouldn't be playing videogames.
Silly @obeselymorbid! You don't play multiplayer videogames to socialize! You play them to generate hate and foster animosity between friends!
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@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
My best moment was never playing any multiplayer games. If I wanted to socialise, I wouldn't be playing videogames.
Same here. Except for local multiplayer.
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@zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
My best moment was never playing any multiplayer games. If I wanted to socialise, I wouldn't be playing videogames.
Same here. Except for local multiplayer.
Mario Party saga FTW!
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I don't really remember water being free.
I mean the water itself might, but only if you like dingy water.
We've just outsourced the effort to make water usable.
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@xaade said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I don't really remember water being free.
Yeah, it isn't completely free. For example right now I'm paying 1.28 EUR + VAT for 1 cubic metre of the stuff. This means around 0.0015 EUR per litre. It tastes great.
The cheapest bottled water (not even mineral water, just the bottled drinking water, probably from the same source as the tap in my flat) is around 0.3 EUR for 1.5 litres.The only rational use of the bottled water is if you are buying it to consume somewhere outdoors or on the way and are too lazy to fill a bottle at home.
As for porn, I'm likewise amazed at people who pay for the stuff despite the abundance of free porn available.
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@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
despite the abundance of free porn available.
With the number of people that forget to close their blinds... you don't even need the internet.
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Might as well link to the source: http://www.eatliver.com/fake-posters/
I got there from boomzilla's post.
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This would work better with a picture of Larry Tate instead of Mr. Bean.
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