covfefe
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@CreatedToDislikeThis said in covfefe:
@blakeyrat Being drunk is one example of a physical or medical incident.
Sorry, boss, no time to fix that. I'm getting my physical incident on!
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@CreatedToDislikeThis said in covfefe:
@blakeyrat Being drunk is one example of a physical or medical incident.
except Johnny boy doesn't drink.
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@dangeRuss said in covfefe:
@CreatedToDislikeThis said in covfefe:
@blakeyrat Being drunk is one example of a physical or medical incident.
except Johnny boy doesn't drink.
Since he moved to Washington, maybe he started smoking Marijuana
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@dangeRuss said in covfefe:
What does mean?
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@dangeRuss It's what you drink while you're on a , trying to smuggle your through and playing with
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@dangeRuss It's what you drink while you're on a , trying to smuggle your through and playing with
Yea, but all of these have trol in them, except tropical drink, unless you count tropical
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@dangeRuss said in covfefe:
Yea, but all of these have trol in them, except tropical drink, unless you can tropical
You can also use called a trolley in UK
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@blakeyrat said in covfefe:
that could truly harm the US and its interests!
Which, so far, has been making other people upset at us. People who have the normal reaction of blowing stuff up when they get upset. People who also blow stuff up when they aren't upset.
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@dangeRuss is the fastest way to , not sure why anyone bothers going all the way to
i just type the : and let the emoji handle the rest
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@boomzilla Obviously they meant to type "Chvefe"
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@boomzilla It's not just a typo, covfefe is something awesome that he had despite the negative press.
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@boomzilla said in covfefe:
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I think after watching a fair amount of
hisany politician's briefings, you begin to observe a reality-distortion field that would put Jobs in awe.FTF
@TimeBandit said in covfefe:
You can also use called a trolley in UK
Sure, but then us 'Muricans have no idea what you're talking about.
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@antiquarian said in covfefe:
Sure, but then us* 'Muricans have no idea what you're talking about.
And that's a bad thing ?
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@antiquarian said in covfefe:
Sure, but then us 'Muricans have no idea what you're talking about.
Well, most
VeteransRegularsDiscourse survivors just assume random emoji mean trolling.
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@TimeBandit @antiquarian any out of place emoji ==
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@blakeyrat said in covfefe:
There's so many hundreds of LEGIT things to criticize Trump about, and people are going on and on about a fucking typo.
It's funny because it makes more sense than all the other Trump tweets
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Now I'm confused. I thought posting here at all meant trolling. Now I have to look for emojis?
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Google has answered it's true meaning
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@antiquarian said in covfefe:
Now I have to look for emojis?
No one is forcing you to pay attention to them. If you mean to blend, actually, you'll ignore most of the words, too.
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There are already 59 repositories named "covfefe" on github.
This one gbkrk/covfefe has 309 stars and 21 forks. It does this:
> const covfefe = require('covfefe'); > covfefe('Despite the constant negative press'); "Despite the constant negative press covfefe" > covfefe.translate('I have good coverage of spray tan'); "I have good covfefe of spray tan"
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@boomzilla said in covfefe:
No one is forcing you to pay attention to them. If you mean to blend, actually, you'll ignore most of the words, too.
But does it blend?
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@masonwheeler It better, or it gets the hose again.
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LOL...in case you're not familiar with the original song:
The night Donald Trump took to Twitter
Elites had a terrible fit
Trump warned the world of covfefe
And Tweet streams were filled up with sh——Shaving cream.
Be nice and clean.
Shave everyday and
you’ll always look keen.There came many calls for impeachment
Reporters were having a snit
But sane men dismissed these as ravings
Made by weak minds stuffed chock full of sh——Shaving cream.
Be nice and clean.
Shave everyday and
you’ll always look keen.Yet Trump had not finished his trolling
He came back on line for a bit
What’s “the true meaning of covfefe“?
All reason and calm went to sh–—Shaving cream.
Be nice and clean.
Shave everyday and
you’ll always look keen.Elites were sure covfefe was code
A secret Trump had to admit
It’s true the meaning’s encrypted:
The elite Left is clean full of sh–—Shaving cream.
Be nice and clean.
Shave everyday and
you’ll always look keen.
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People who have the normal reaction of blowing stuff up when they get upset.
Germany?
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@blakeyrat said in covfefe:
People who have the normal reaction of blowing stuff up when they get upset.
Germany?
Yeah, sure.
I can't tell the difference between not America countries anyway.
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@wharrgarbl
I think green bar has drunk so much of the Kool-aid that not even a stomach pump could save him at this point.
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@wharrgarbl
I think green bar has drunk so much of theKool-aidcovfefe that not even a stomach pump could save him at this point.
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@wharrgarbl
I think green bar has drunk so much of the Kool-aid that not even a stomach pump could save him at this point.Reads like poe to me, but as always it's impossible to tell
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@wharrgarbl said in covfefe:
There are already 59 repositories named "covfefe" on github.
But user covfefe does not have a covfefe repository at this time. Sad.
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@boomzilla mentioned in covfefe:
Covfefe Sing-A-Long
Yesterday I heard Money for Nothing. Mentally I sang:
We got to install microwave ovens
Custom kitchen deliverie-ee-ee-ees
You've got to move these
Refridgerators
You've got to move these
Cov-fee-feeeees
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But user covfefe does not have a covfefe repository at this time. Sad.
And now WTDWTF has a covfefe user too! Hooray!
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I'm sure there's a reason why I registered...
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Yesterday I heard Money for Nothing.
Sting had it right on that track:
I want my, I want my, I want my covfefe.(Better yet, I found a version that doesn't mangle the awesome intro. Happy memories!)
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Maybe it's something like the Burma Shave Ads:
Crooked Hillary
Lock her up
Despite the negative press
Covfefe
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Alternatively:
How to Write a Manifesto
Today, we write a manifesto.
Today, our second sentence starts with the first word of the first sentence.
We write a short sentence.
Then a shorter one.
Then a really, really long one that maybe doesn’t make any sense but is immediately followed by
One.
Word.
Sentences.
Then we make our point even clearer
By using fragmented prepositional phrases.
By repeating that first preposition.
By doing it a total of three times.
And then we have another really long sentence that builds up excitement for our overarching concept that is summed up in a word that makes absolutely no sense.
Covfefe.
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Well, what I'm taking away from this: He really has the best words!
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Now I'm waiting for enough covfefe photoshops to come out that someone makes an "All your base" style montage video with music.
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Now I'm waiting for enough covfefe photoshops to come out that someone makes an "All your base" style montage video with music.
Oh great. Now I'll be thinking about THAT all day.