The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@lucas1 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Some of these are gold.
Except for that hat. Geeze that Photoshop is terrible!
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Disturbing thought of the day:
Right now someone, somewhere, is masturbating to this picture.
http://www.tikiwebgroup.com/tikitumble/wp-content/uploads/sites/15/2016/03/mario-tennis-cosplay.jpg
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Right now someone, somewhere, is masturbating to this picture.
Let me guess... that person is.. this guy?
Edited to add: buddhadammit NodeBB. Why do you show the
height
attribute working on the preview if it doesn't work on the final post?
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@Polygeekery I still think the best contract so far is
Interview for a CSS / JS position.
End up programming delphi
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Text message from Mom:
HI. HERE IT'S WARM TOO. TOMORROW I WILL [REDACTED]. I DON'T KNOW WHY I CAN'T. i made letters small again. kisses
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@RaceProUK I believe this is called "not whooshing".
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@PJH said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Pope: "I'm not getting any closer to that grinning maniac."
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So apparently there's no oneboxing for this. For proper context, it's from a silly collection of little stories that present (an exaggerated version of) the professional life of software developers in the style of Zen koans, where all the developers are monks in various temples.
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@masonwheeler Next one is also great in the context of the preceding one:
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@Rhywden Amazing!
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Codeless Code is great, but they haven't updated in almost a year now :(
Though if you're going to go out, the last one is the one to go out on...
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OK, so it is probably just funny to me, but I saw the thumbnail and thought it was Gordon Ramsey and Alex Jones.
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@Polygeekery Gordan Ramsey is ace.
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But
@Zeccjen the semicolon is code!
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New rule for this thread: if a post stays at a score ≤ -3 for at least a day, it must be unfunny and therefore gets deleted
Let's make it happen
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This post is deleted!
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@bb36e said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@bb36e said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
New rule for this thread: if a post stays at a score ≤ -3 for at least a day, it must be unfunny and therefore gets deleted
Let's make it happen
If this post dips below -3, I will delete it as an indicator of my commitment to this idea.
Ha!
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@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
If only there were an easier way to post text on a website!
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@bb36e said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@bb36e said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
New rule for this thread: if a post stays at a score ≤ -3 for at least a day, it must be unfunny and therefore gets deleted
Let's make it happen
If this post dips below -3, I will delete it as an indicator of my commitment to this idea.
Ha!
FUCK I can't delete it since it's been an hour.
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@bb36e said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@bb36e said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@bb36e said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
New rule for this thread: if a post stays at a score ≤ -3 for at least a day, it must be unfunny and therefore gets deleted
Let's make it happen
If this post dips below -3, I will delete it as an indicator of my commitment to this idea.
Ha!
FUCK I can't delete it since it's been an hour.
I'M HELPING
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@lucas1 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Rhywden said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Right. And you are just the one to tell me that a joke is shitty.
Well my last post on here not arguing with you has quite a few upvotes mate.
Can't the two of you do as usual and meet up in, say, Amiens to settle the matter?
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@Mikael_Svahnberg said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@lucas1 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Rhywden said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Right. And you are just the one to tell me that a joke is shitty.
Well my last post on here not arguing with you has quite a few upvotes mate.
Can't the two of you do as usual and meet up in, say, Amiens to settle the matter?
I doubt praying will help either of them...
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Ukip candidate manages to hold it together until almost the end of his flyer.
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@bb36e For your convenience I went ahead and sorted the thread by votes to find the downvoted ones.
There are exactly 19 posts in this thread with a negative score (making them 0.14% of the posts),:
- 2 are downvoted for being angry blakeyrants
- 2 are downvoted for mentioning Gamergate
- 1 is downvoted for mentioning alt-right
- 2 are downvoted for being pro-vegan
- 1 is downvoted for being a deleted @fbmac post
- 8 are downvoted for @lucas1 being @lucas1
- 1 is the one you just deleted
And the remaining two are
@wharrgarbl said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:@Karla that one was a joke, so it wasn't offtopic
@Luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@aliceif
I'll just park that under Schlager ...Of those, only 7 (0.05% of the total) are under -3. So we can conclude that only 1 in 2000 posts here is unfunny!
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@anonymous234
DOWNBOATED for unfunny statistical pendantry!
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@Karla The Pope must've had a real moment there.
It's especially funny after all the handsy-stuff with Melania...