The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@Luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@coldandtired said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Your penis must be tiny!
I just have large feet!
But no big hands?
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@Maciejasjmj said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
But no big hands?
Nimble fingers dude that is what really matters
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@Boner Star Wars Rouge One is the first Star Wars movie to acknowledge the whole franchise is about putting plush on it's cheeks.
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Q: Why did the Nigerian scammer who grew a conscious move to Canada and buy himself a vanity plate to be a daily reminder of his immoral past?
A: Because he...
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@Lorne-Kates said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
grew a conscious
I, for one, welcome our new plant overlords.
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@boomzilla I once set up a snare on a professor's desk. Very visible, as a joke.
An hour later he calls me. He is stuck in the snare. Because of course he had to try it to see if it worked.
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@Mikael_Svahnberg said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Because of course he had to try it to see if it worked.
Did he at least repeat the experiment a significant number of times to make sure?
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@Mikael_Svahnberg said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I once set up a snare on a professor's desk. Very visible, as a joke.
An hour later he calls me. He is stuck in the snare. Because of course he had to try it to see if it worked.
@asdf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Did he at least repeat the experiment a significant number of times to make sure?
Depends on what type of professor he was.
An engineering professor would've carefully taken it apart, put the whole design on paper and then determined whether it should've worked or not.
An architecture professor would've graded it on its visual appeal and then got annoyed with the engineering professor for claiming that it actually wouldn't work.
A math professor would've tried to find an underlying equation that represented it; then they'd try to prove on paper whether the equation worked. (Everything else is applied math.)
A statistics professor would've tripped the trap 100 times and recorded how many times it worked successfully.
An English professor would've evacuated the office and called the bomb squad.
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@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
A math professor would've tried to find an
underlying equation that represented it; then they'd try to prove on paper whether the equation worked. (Everything else is applied math.)equivalent trap known to work, thus proving that this one works, too.
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I suspect more than one person around here follows SMBC. But have you seen today's "aftercomic"?
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@anotherusername a computer science professor would have modelled it in software and determined that if you tried to trigger it it would crash with a NullReferenceException
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@Zecc Last week I did a writing exercise where the students had to write one sentence each on the board, and the next student would continue the story. One of them wrote those symbols and explained (apparently seriously) that it means 'very sad' or something.
Without thinking I said it reminded me of Goatse. I then had to very quickly backpedal as I had a group full of 13-year-olds asking me who Goatse was.
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@Zecc They use Asterisk?
Wait...
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@coldandtired said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Goatse
@Onyx said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Asterisk
There's a resemblance…
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@coldandtired said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Zecc Last week I did a writing exercise where the students had to write one sentence each on the board, and the next student would continue the story. One of them wrote those symbols and explained (apparently seriously) that it means 'very sad' or something.
Without thinking I said it reminded me of Goatse. I then had to very quickly backpedal as I had a group full of 13-year-olds asking me who Goatse was.
No... goatse is
=O=
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Also, Happy Chanizzle my Jewizzile friends.
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@Boner What a pack of hardasses. Rule 7 is just harsh.
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But Sir! There's a war going on! Bombs are exploding all around us! You even just had to remove a splinter from your arm!
Pshaw! 'tis but a scratch! The game must continue! or the Krauts win!
Golf is obviously serious business.
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@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@asdf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Mikael_Svahnberg said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Because of course he had to try it to see if it worked.
Did he at least repeat the experiment a significant number of times to make sure?
Depends on what type of professor he was.
An engineering professor would've carefully taken it apart, put the whole design on paper and then determined whether it should've worked or not.
An architecture professor would've graded it on its visual appeal and then got annoyed with the engineering professor for claiming that it actually wouldn't work.
A math professor would've tried to find an underlying equation that represented it; then they'd try to prove on paper whether the equation worked. (Everything else is applied math.)
A statistics professor would've tripped the trap 100 times and recorded how many times it worked successfully.
An English professor would've evacuated the office and called the bomb squad.
And the gender-studies professor?
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@PJH Would have rambled on about how it's yet another example of the manocracy that infests the modern wo- oh, wait, that's how an SJW would react.
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@PJH said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@asdf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Mikael_Svahnberg said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Because of course he had to try it to see if it worked.
Did he at least repeat the experiment a significant number of times to make sure?
Depends on what type of professor he was.
An engineering professor would've carefully taken it apart, put the whole design on paper and then determined whether it should've worked or not.
An architecture professor would've graded it on its visual appeal and then got annoyed with the engineering professor for claiming that it actually wouldn't work.
A math professor would've tried to find an underlying equation that represented it; then they'd try to prove on paper whether the equation worked. (Everything else is applied math.)
A statistics professor would've tripped the trap 100 times and recorded how many times it worked successfully.
An English professor would've evacuated the office and called the bomb squad.
And the gender-studies professor?
Would be launched into a lengthy tirade about war being a product of the oppressive patriarchy.
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
A math professor would've tried to find an
underlying equation that represented it; then they'd try to prove on paper whether the equation worked. (Everything else is applied math.)equivalent trap known to work, thus proving that this one works, too.No, that's an economics professor. The "equivalent" trap would be overly simple, and their equivalency would be rather dubious and accompanied by lots of handwaving.
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@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
rather dubious and accompanied by lots of handwaving
and then get taken up by a think tank and emerge three years later as public policy.
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@flabdablet said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
emerge three years later as public policy
…which would be quoted by politicians for at least three decades, even if it's proven to be completely wrong in the meantime.
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@asdf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
quoted by politicians for at least three decades, even if it's proven to be completely wrong in the meantime
...destroying livelihoods the whole time, to which nobody really objects much, because if economic policy destroys your livelihood it's clearly your own fault.
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@Rhywden said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Golf is obviously serious business.
Obviously. Nobody would subject themselves to such boredom for fun.
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@HardwareGeek Two of my friends went golf mad for a while. Nothing they enjoyed more on a weekend, they said, than 18 holes of "whack fuck".
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And only for the GameCube controllers made by Microsoft that look like PlayStation appearently.
Maybe we could all just switch to the WII U.
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@Luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Maybe we could all just switch to the
WII UDreamcast 2.
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Just as I was reading this, the news channel was talking about Obama and, "...what could be his last public appearance this year." Are they sad? Are they hopeful? Can't tell.
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@anonymous234 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I found the original post and my lord all the comments from upset video game people are hilarious
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@bb36e Oh god, I expected bad but it's even worse D:
On a related note though:
Why did the console player cross the road? To render the other side.
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Let's hear it for the Egyptian sun god.
Ra Ra Ra