High mountains take for-ever to climb.
Higher mountains take for-everer.
But the highest of them all takes for-Everest.
Best posts made by Vault_Dweller
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RE: The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread
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RE: The Cat Status Thread
@error said in The Cat Status Thread:
It lays in my lap but it growls at me if I try to pet it.
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RE: The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨
2 drunk guys are walking home from the bar, when they come across a set of tracks. The first guy says: "This...looks like...lion tracks.". The second guy says: "No, these are definitely...deer tracks". They were still arguing when the train hit them.
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RE: A picture book written in C code
@topspin said in A picture book written in C code:
That's a good point.
You're on the wrong forum. We don't tolerate that kind of language here.
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RE: Internet of shit
@DogsB said in Internet of shit:
@Bulb said in Internet of shit:
@DogsB Is that a mechanical switch? Then the app is not able to operate it, so…
I'm not expecting the app to operate the switch. I expect that turning off and on the switch to make the light work regardless of status in the app.
You should probably get some people to help you then. You know, many hands make light work.
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RE: SQL Server and SSAS
@Jaime If you see the stuff that happens on our server you will have a heart attack, die, and then turn in your grave.
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RE: The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨
@Zecc Reminds me of another joke:
Employee phones his boss in the morning.
: I'm putting in sick leave today.
: Why, what's wrong?
: I have problems with my eyes.
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RE: The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
@Zecc I know at least two people working in IT whose name is Jason. Another unfortunate name to have.
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RE: Replika - upload your worst self to the Internet?
@Gustav said in Replika - upload your worst self to the Internet?:
@Tsaukpaetra girlfriends are like cloud computing. At first it looks cheap in comparison, but then you're roped into monthly payments and you never know how much.
Or to put it differently:
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less.
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RE: The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
@obeselymorbid Before you criticize someone, first walk a mile in their shoes. That way, if you do criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
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RE: WTF Bites
@TimeBandit said in WTF Bites:
You need an old-school (and very faulty) plasma screen if you want to toast bread with the NodeBB UI.
Clearly, is superior, it can do it using my phone
I need neither nor with my phone
Sent from my Samsung Galaxy Note 7
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RE: WTF Bites
@pie_flavor said in WTF Bites:
Happy 14th birthday, MySQL bug!
Comment from 2005:
We should fix in 5.1, at the latest.
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RE: Things that remind you of WDTWTF members
@loopback0 From the comments:
Doesn't give a hoot
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RE: Quotes Out of Context
A news article I just read said:
likes hers "moist and fatty".
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RE: The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨
"Hi, is this the pre-ejaculation meeting?"
"Yes, but you'll have to wait, you came too early"
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RE: Initiative Q - Money from nowhere?
@tsaukpaetra said in Money from nowhere?:
No fucking clue why they're not notifying me.
Because their mail server doesn't accept Qs yet?
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RE: Filehandling is even harder
@Jaloopa said in Filehandling is even harder:
catch(Exception ex) { } finally { throw new Exception("And then the murders began"); }
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RE: Stupid Quora Questions (but I repeat myself)
@ben_lubar Reminds me of the joke:
Can a woman make you a millionaire?
Yes
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RE: Quotes Out of Context
I don't even want to know what @Carnage is into:
Backend? Perfectly fine as long as you're not running
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RE: Bravery Constrained
@xaade said in Bravery Constrained:
They're charging the price of a low end gaming system.
From what I can gather you can get an Xbox One S/PlayStation 4 Pro (the top of their respective ranges) for about half the price of an iPhone 7
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RE: The WTF isn't NPM ...
@Arantor SQL Server as well. Each time I run "select GETDATE()" I get a different result. Weird...
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RE: Information security
@Jaloopa said in Information security:
"You see someone without an ID badge who you don't recognise rooting through a filing cabinet. Do you a) offer to help, b) ask to see their ID, c) shoot them?
It depends. Is this America?
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RE: WTF Bites
I was checking out the release notes of one of Microsoft's products, and these are the full notes for the latest two versions:
5.1.7681.5
• Enhancements –
o Fixed: activity run failed when using Dynamics 365/Dynamics CRM/Dynamics Common connectors with service principal authentication.
CURRENT VERSION (5.2.7681.6)
• Enhancements –
o Fixed: activity run failed when using Dynamics 365/Dynamics CRM/Dynamics Common connectors with service principal authentication.
So much for QA
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RE: Fun with maps
@remi said in Fun with maps:
use the proper name of food stuff instead!
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RE: Database misstep
@Steve_The_Cynic said in Database misstep:
the best custom plate I ever saw
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RE: Vintage SO: yet more fun with regex
I quite like this comment:
So your problem is validating a regex, you chose a regex for solving it. I wonder if the problem-number-increasing property of regexes is additive or multiplicative. It feels like 4 problems instead of 2 :)
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RE: Florida Man goes to...
@Mason_Wheeler said in Florida Man goes to...:
a gator-free floor
That's something I never imagined I would read some day.
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RE: Florida Man goes to...
@JBert said in Florida Man goes to...:
@Polygeekery He was just jamming after eating his noodles.
Real kicker is that according to the linked article they only knew about that guy after someone else broke into the place, drank some beers and stole other stuff worth $500. When they reviewed the security cam footage they saw the naked guy on the video as well.
Which makes you wonder how many Florida incidents we are not aware of...
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RE: Dear web developers,
@AlexMedia said in Dear web developers,:
Don't ask for permissions until I do something that need it.
What makes you think it doesn't need it now? It probably wants to show you the nearest stations to you or something similar.
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RE: Error'd Bites
I personally don't believe it astrology. But that's just because I'm a Leo, and we're known to be skeptics.
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RE: WTF Bites
It's the natural next step after removing "https" from the URL bar in Chrome.
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RE: WTF Bites
@HardwareGeek said in WTF Bites:
Or do you just spend 3 hours wishing it would kill you and end the pain?
They say seasickness works in 2 stages:
Stage 1: You are scared you are going to die
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RE: The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
@doctorjones said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
By that logic she shouldn't even get in a car
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RE: Care to explain your avatar?
If you can figure out the relation between my username and my avatar, you can give yourself a pat on the back.