@cartman82 said in The most important part of selling a product: having a product:
a quick wordpress replacement thing
That's the oddest euphemism for a resume I've ever heard...
@cartman82 said in The most important part of selling a product: having a product:
a quick wordpress replacement thing
That's the oddest euphemism for a resume I've ever heard...
@AlexMedia
It's part of Milwaukee PC's new data saver plan. Every day they pick a random letter to strip out of anything you send to the Internet, so that you use 4% less data and save big buxx.
@topspin
Well, if you turn to the Book of Discogenesis, Chapter 2....
The Book of Discogenesis said:
47And lo, His High Holiness looked out once more into the Uncivilized Wasteland of the Internet, and his eyes fell upon Twitch chat. 48"It gives me great pains to see such barbarism, with mindless spam that merely repeats small words or phrases!" he declared. 49"We must make sure to civilize the discourse, and enforce complete sentences!" 50And so the Intern scoured GitHub, in search of a library to ensure civilized sentences. 51After forty paid hours and forty hours working on his own time, the Intern stumbled on the StackOverflow answer. 52All complete sentences had sufficient entropy that they would be considered a strong password. 53And thus the Intern wired up a password entropy checker, and the Koala reviewed the code and confirmed their test sentence passed, and His High Holiness declared it Good. 54The planning meeting and the retro, the fifteenth sprint.
@the_quiet_one
I hereby nominate "breaking the himem" as the term for losing your Computer Wrecking Virginity.
https://meta.discourse.org/t/question-about-cakeday/50277
ITT:
In case you haven't figured it out yet, this plugin is developed and maintained by DiscoCore.
I especially like all the people in the comments pointing out the benefits of branching, and OP defends not-branching with "branching causes all kinds of communications & planning problems", and then the commenters are like, "if you and your fellow devs can't communicate & plan well enough, then fix that, don't tell people branches are bad"
Seems like what OP really needs is:
How to be the most cybersecure person in the country: have secretaries to do all the things for you, never use a computer yourself.
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/11/15/world/asia/japan-cybersecurity-yoshitaka-sakurada.html
@bb36e
They missed the most valuable bullet point...
- Exposure!
Come on, quit misleading the new guy. Discourse is immune to memory leaks because its code is so obfuscated that browsers can't figure out how to leak memory out of it.
@BernieTheBernie said in I, ChatGPT:
@boomzilla said in I, ChatGPT:
dickholes
WDTWTF is a great place to learn odd english words I would never have thought of...
Is a dickhole the hole where dickshit get excreted?
A dickhole is certainly great at pissing everything off.
@Arantor said in I, ChatGPT:
Can't have it both ways, folks.
Rules for thee has been the modus operandi of a lot of society for quite a while.
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
@topspin I almost thought you were talking about but I'm not sure...
Eurovision. Basically the same thing, but you don't have to smack any balls to get screeching
@Zecc said in The Official Status Thread:
@HardwareGeek said in The Official Status Thread:
An observer halfway between the two galaxies might observe both moving away from itself in opposite directions at roughly 0.7c. However, an observer in either galaxy would measure the other galaxy's speed as 2 * 0.7 / (1 + 0.72) = 0.94c. It can move 19.5B light years away in only 13.5B years without exceeding c because time dilation. A clock that is moving runs slower that one that's stationary. So the 13.5B years isn't really 13.5B. Or something like that. My brain is broken again.
I can't parse this at the moment, but I'll try to make sense of it tomorrow. Maybe.
Every time I look at it my brain runs away at 0.7c, screaming.
@Tsaukpaetra said in I, ChatGPT:
@DogsB said in I, ChatGPT:
@Applied-Mediocrity said in I, ChatGPT:
@DogsB I know! It's a pun. No, the other thing... palindrome.
Writing it backwards was the original idea but I thought I would get fancy and then chatgpt just sucked the will out of me so you won't get to read the joke now. Swings and roundabouts I suppose.
What the devil?
To be fair, if i was asked to do this on the fly with no permanence.... Yeah I still wouldn't have put in letters that weren't in the original.
I mean, obviously the correct answer is HardwareGeek backwards
@Arantor said in Today in reading the headlines...:
I just couldn’t think of a limerick
That wouldn’t sound like a gimmick
Rhyming Aldi is hard
DogsB will be scarred
By my attempts in meter to mimic
If that doesn’t promote you to aran1 on @DogsB’s list then I’ll riot on your behalf.
@loopback0 said in The Official Status Thread:
@topspin said in The Official Status Thread:
Why didn’t anybody tell me?!
You're not 11 anymore
I'm kidding. I'm not going to watch it but it is nice to see cartoons made now that look like 90s cartoons and not either modern cartoons or the sort of cartoons that @DogsB watches
You sound really defensive for someone who allegedly does not watch instructional cartoons.
@topspin said in The Official Status Thread:
@loopback0 said in The Official Status Thread:
@topspin said in The Official Status Thread:
Why didn’t anybody tell me?!
You're not 11 anymore
Also:
:sadbuttrue.mp3:
I also rue having a sad butt.
@HardwareGeek said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: Thunder. That was not in the forecast. Not for this part Texas.
Even the storms are bigger in Texas
@topspin said in I, ChatGPT:
@TimeBandit those attempts to defend against “hacks” remind me of ’s hilarious GUID regex bullshit trying to cover the lack of a correct parser. Never going to be secure.
Has anyone seen Altman and Atwood in the same room?