@cartman82 said in The most important part of selling a product: having a product:
a quick wordpress replacement thing
That's the oddest euphemism for a resume I've ever heard...
@cartman82 said in The most important part of selling a product: having a product:
a quick wordpress replacement thing
That's the oddest euphemism for a resume I've ever heard...
@AlexMedia
It's part of Milwaukee PC's new data saver plan. Every day they pick a random letter to strip out of anything you send to the Internet, so that you use 4% less data and save big buxx.
@topspin
Well, if you turn to the Book of Discogenesis, Chapter 2....
The Book of Discogenesis said:
47And lo, His High Holiness looked out once more into the Uncivilized Wasteland of the Internet, and his eyes fell upon Twitch chat. 48"It gives me great pains to see such barbarism, with mindless spam that merely repeats small words or phrases!" he declared. 49"We must make sure to civilize the discourse, and enforce complete sentences!" 50And so the Intern scoured GitHub, in search of a library to ensure civilized sentences. 51After forty paid hours and forty hours working on his own time, the Intern stumbled on the StackOverflow answer. 52All complete sentences had sufficient entropy that they would be considered a strong password. 53And thus the Intern wired up a password entropy checker, and the Koala reviewed the code and confirmed their test sentence passed, and His High Holiness declared it Good. 54The planning meeting and the retro, the fifteenth sprint.
@the_quiet_one
I hereby nominate "breaking the himem" as the term for losing your Computer Wrecking Virginity.
https://meta.discourse.org/t/question-about-cakeday/50277
ITT:
In case you haven't figured it out yet, this plugin is developed and maintained by DiscoCore.
I especially like all the people in the comments pointing out the benefits of branching, and OP defends not-branching with "branching causes all kinds of communications & planning problems", and then the commenters are like, "if you and your fellow devs can't communicate & plan well enough, then fix that, don't tell people branches are bad"
Seems like what OP really needs is:
How to be the most cybersecure person in the country: have secretaries to do all the things for you, never use a computer yourself.
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/11/15/world/asia/japan-cybersecurity-yoshitaka-sakurada.html
@bb36e
They missed the most valuable bullet point...
- Exposure!
Come on, quit misleading the new guy. Discourse is immune to memory leaks because its code is so obfuscated that browsers can't figure out how to leak memory out of it.
@Zerosquare said in Commuting WTF Thread:
@Atazhaia said in Commuting WTF Thread:
got off on his own accord.
Wait. If he owned a car, why did he want to take the bus?
What, you're not going to ask about his fetish for relieving himself in public on his car?
@hungrier said in Random thought of the day:
@da-Doctah said in Random thought of the day:
Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse have the same last name.
While it's certainly possible for this to be the case even without them actually being related, you'd expect them to have a quick explanation worked out to offer anyone who assumes them to be engaging in an incestuous relationship.
In Tony Toon Adventures, whenever Buster and Babs (Bunny, both) introduced themselves together they would quickly point out "no relation"
Which only fueled the shippers
@loopback0 said in The Official Status Thread:
@DogsB said in The Official Status Thread:
status I’ve been awake for over twelve hours and it's almost 9pm.
So you've been awake since 9am? How terrible.
He's been awake for so long he can't do basic math any more
@dkf said in The Official Status Thread:
@Zenith said in The Official Status Thread:
Voted 18 times
Vote early! Vote often!
The Chicago school of economics.
@boomzilla said in I, ChatGPT:
@Arantor said in I, ChatGPT:
The lesson learned by s:
And this is why nobody should trust the same s that replaced the DBAs with full stack developers to save money.
@acrow said in In other news today...:
@cvi said in In other news today...:
@DogsB Life hack to read more books: Read books while attending boring meetings. This is especially easy if the meeting is remote. E-books are further easy to hide even during normal activities. Open it up in a side window, next to other cruft on your desktop. Keep it on your phone that's on your desk. In-person meeting? Bring your laptop and read an e-book on it.
Psh, amateurs. I once wrote a short story over an otherwise pointless 3-day meeting.
Hopefully the story turned out at least as good as the meeting
@Zecc said in Driving Anti-Patterns - Necro Edition:
@Carnage said in Driving Anti-Patterns - Necro Edition:
@remi Someone should tell the English to stop horsing around.
HOof.
Was your pun better than his? Neigh.
@BernieTheBernie said in Driving Anti-Patterns - Necro Edition:
@Carnage said in Driving Anti-Patterns - Necro Edition:
just check which cars are pumping hot exhaust out.
The bad thing is that the exhaust gases are gaseous - they are almost invisible ti infrared. When you want to see the hot gases, they have to be dirty. Exhaust from large ships on the ocean: that worx. I doubt that even VW has some much particulate matter in it.
Doubly so once it detects the monitoring camera on it and engages standards mode.