Nope, you eat it
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@boomzilla It's called Pepper X? Was Elon involved?
Preemptive edit: I've read the Not The Bee Article and I know it's a placeholder name which stuck.
PS:
The Apollo pepper is a hybrid between the two hottest creations of Smokinâ Ed until now: the Carolina Reaper (former hottest pepper in the world) and Pepper X (oficially the new hottest pepper in the world). Heat-wise it will obviously be a monster, but if it will become officially the hottest is unknown at the moment.
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@Zerosquare said in Nope, you eat it:
Sure, but can you taste anything when your mouth is on fire?
If that's the case then you're eating above your tolerance.
@loopback0 said in Nope, you eat it:
@Zerosquare said in Nope, you eat it:
What's the point? You may as well eat a lit match and get the same effect.
Not quite the same effect. The match will have gone out before it exits.
I've never had this problem. Spicy food doesn't cause me heartburn either. Sometimes after a particularly hot meal I might have like a warm, pleasant glow in my stomach. Otherwise, like all food that isn't corn, it's completely indistinguishable when it gets to the other end.
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@boomzilla said in Nope, you eat it:
warm, pleasant glow in my stomach
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@Zecc said in Nope, you eat it:
@boomzilla It's called Pepper X? Was Elon involved?
It's what Professor Utonium spilled into the concoction when he was trying to create the Powerpuff Girls.
(Fun fact: the original version of that origin story had him spilling a can of "Whoop Ass" and creating the "Whoop Ass Girls". Just a thought for those needing a name for their next hybrid pepper.)
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@boomzilla said in Nope, you eat it:
If that's the case then you're eating above your tolerance.
I think that Pepper X stuff is above any human being's tolerance.
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@Zerosquare said in Nope, you eat it:
@boomzilla said in Nope, you eat it:
If that's the case then you're eating above your tolerance.
I think that Pepper X stuff is above any human being's tolerance.
Save it for the velociraptors in the other thread then. Or if you don't have extinct species running around nearby, any chickens will gladly take care of it. (Peacocks too, with rather less enthusiasm, and don't even bother the guinea fowl with it because all they do is turn their beaks up at it.)
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@boomzilla said in Nope, you eat it:
I've never had this problem. Spicy food doesn't cause me heartburn either. Sometimes after a particularly hot meal I might have like a warm, pleasant glow in my stomach. Otherwise, like all food that isn't corn, it's completely indistinguishable when it gets to the other end.
Reminds me, I don't remember who sent me this but it's a real ad for some German literal eso shit:
In my weekend seminar "Therapeutic Defecation in the High Energy Forest" we will Cook [sic] organic paleo food according to Felix Olschewskis. After that, we will hike through the high energy forests of the Weser highlands and, alternatingly or together, defecatize [sic] in beautiful nature while consciously absorbing the forest's energy in our intestine and enjoying the nice views.
Please bring comfortable clothing and your preferred toilet paper (unbleached, for the environment's sake). Further I would like to ask you not to eat any corn for 48 hours before the seminar because it isn't digested well (otherwise the deer will eat the above)
Fees per weekend and participant 450 EUR. Photo book of your intestinal adventure 45 EUR (if I may use the photos for my webpage, the latter fee is waived)
For up to 18 participants*
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I just mentioned the fucking vagina beer elsewhere!
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@Atazhaia said in Nope, you eat it:
I just mentioned the fucking vagina beer elsewhere!
Simps will order it by the palletload.
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And why is it the same company? Why did not that die with the original Kickstarter? Gah! 7 FUCKING YEARS AGO!
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@Atazhaia said in Nope, you eat it:
And why is it the same company? Why did not that die with the original Kickstarter? Gah! 7 FUCKING YEARS AGO!
They have several different beers (4, going by the page, oh and might be NSFW for sandy cunts).
Simps, simps everywhere.
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@Atazhaia said in Nope, you eat it:
I just mentioned the fucking vagina beer elsewhere!
Clever logo. Should have made a ThRUSH! energy drink, too.
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Anyone want to have some snake pizza?
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@cheong Skin-less? Sure. But with scales is too annoying, wouldn't care for that.
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@cheong As long as it's not a poisonous snake.
Filed under: I saw a rare chance and I took it.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Nope, you eat it:
@cheong Skin-less? Sure. But with scales is too annoying, wouldn't care for that.
Yup. Traditionally scales must be removed when making snake soup.
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@Zecc said in Nope, you eat it:
@cheong As long as it's not a poisonous snake.
Filed under: I saw a rare chance and I took it.
Snake soup made with poisonous snake tend to be better.
The really snake shops that want to show off their skill in processing snake will always offer king cobra in there. And the snake shop that do the crossover with Pizza Hut here is one of such big snake shop.
They even show off how to handle king cobra that didn't have fang removed on one of the live TV show around 30 years ago.
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@LaoC well, exactly. I wonder if that would be a meal I could eat that doesnât give me rampant indigestion - everything else I ever had from Pizza Hut did. (Doesnât matter if it is European or American PH, or pasta or pizza.)
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@Arantor said in Nope, you eat it:
@LaoC well, exactly. I wonder if that would be a meal I could eat that doesnât give me rampant indigestion - everything else I ever had from Pizza Hut did. (Doesnât matter if it is European or American PH, or pasta or pizza.)
They submerge everything in old cooking oil just before serving. If you could convince them not to do it, maybe some stuff would be edible.
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@MrL said in Nope, you eat it:
@Arantor said in Nope, you eat it:
@LaoC well, exactly. I wonder if that would be a meal I could eat that doesnât give me rampant indigestion - everything else I ever had from Pizza Hut did. (Doesnât matter if it is European or American PH, or pasta or pizza.)
Wait, there is Pizza Hut in Europe? TIL
Looks like I am 140km from the nearest one, but I don't think I do mind.They submerge everything in old cooking oil just before serving. If you could convince them not to do it, maybe some stuff would be edible.
Reminds me some ten years ago, when we (developers at previous job) regularly went to a pizzeria for a lunch. The guys always peeked in the kitchen to see which cook is in there on that day, and that announced the nicknames we had for them: "Italian" or "Oil-Master"
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@Kamil-Podlesak said in Nope, you eat it:
Wait, there is Pizza Hut in Europe? TIL
There certainly used to be one in my city. (That building is long gone now, as part of a major redevelopment.) I went once or twice, but it was never particularly impressive. There were always nicer and cheaper places to go (and many of which were both at once).
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@Kamil-Podlesak said in Nope, you eat it:
@MrL said in Nope, you eat it:
@Arantor said in Nope, you eat it:
@LaoC well, exactly. I wonder if that would be a meal I could eat that doesnât give me rampant indigestion - everything else I ever had from Pizza Hut did. (Doesnât matter if it is European or American PH, or pasta or pizza.)
Wait, there is Pizza Hut in Europe? TIL
Some 30 locations just in Warsaw. There's a lot of them in Poland.
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@dkf said in Nope, you eat it:
@Kamil-Podlesak said in Nope, you eat it:
Wait, there is Pizza Hut in Europe? TIL
There certainly used to be one in my city. (That building is long gone now, as part of a major redevelopment.) I went once or twice, but it was never particularly impressive. There were always nicer and cheaper places to go (and many of which were both at once).
There used to be one down the road from me, I think Covid killed it.
Itâs now an axe-throwing place.
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@Arantor said in Nope, you eat it:
@dkf said in Nope, you eat it:
@Kamil-Podlesak said in Nope, you eat it:
Wait, there is Pizza Hut in Europe? TIL
There certainly used to be one in my city. (That building is long gone now, as part of a major redevelopment.) I went once or twice, but it was never particularly impressive. There were always nicer and cheaper places to go (and many of which were both at once).
There used to be one down the road from me, I think Covid killed it.
Itâs now an axe-throwing place.
That's a ton of fun. I had a couple trophies.
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@dkf said in Nope, you eat it:
@Kamil-Podlesak said in Nope, you eat it:
Wait, there is Pizza Hut in Europe? TIL
There certainly used to be one in my city. (That building is long gone now, as part of a major redevelopment.) I went once or twice, but it was never particularly impressive. There were always nicer and cheaper places to go (and many of which were both at once).
And there are a few in my city too, although I've never order anything from them because I come here alone. (Domino and Pizza Express are on my bucket list to try for the same reason)
Btw, I don't think Pizza Hut in UK have those kind of crazy favors. The worst I could expect here is Oreo pizza.
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@cheong said in Nope, you eat it:
Btw, I don't think Pizza Hut in UK have those kind of crazy favors. The worst I could expect here is Oreo pizza.
Then your country has managed to escape the pumpkin spice plague?
(Did I mention this before: pizza place I had to pick up for a delivery had a menu board listing several of their "specialties" that I looked over while I was waiting. One was the "PB & J", which sounds utterly revolting, until I read the finer print and found that it stood for "Pepperoni, Bacon & JalapeĂąos", which instantly made it sound wonderful.)
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@da-Doctah said in Nope, you eat it:
@cheong said in Nope, you eat it:
Btw, I don't think Pizza Hut in UK have those kind of crazy favors. The worst I could expect here is Oreo pizza.
Then your country has managed to escape the pumpkin spice plague?
Pretty much. Pumpkins are for carving, not eating.
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@dkf Does pumpkin spice actually contain pumpkin? I don't think it does.
Edit: so sayeth the ultimate source of knowledge: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pumpkin_pie_spice
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@Zecc said in Nope, you eat it:
Does pumpkin spice actually contain pumpkin?
I don't think so, but without pumpkin pie, there's no specific reason for pumpkin spice to be a defined mix. There are related things, but those tend to be a bit more Christmas-related (and people get really grumpy when those turn up before advent/December).
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@dkf said in Nope, you eat it:
without pumpkin pie, there's no specific reason for pumpkin spice to be a defined mix.
Without pumpkin spice, there's no reason for pumpkin pie to exist, and even then it's iffy. It's certainly not for the pumpkin, blech.
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@Zecc said in Nope, you eat it:
@dkf Does pumpkin spice actually contain pumpkin? I don't think it does.
And is ranch dressing made with actual ranch? 'coz that's the main reason it never sounded appetizing to me.
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@Kamil-Podlesak said in Nope, you eat it:
Wait, there is Pizza Hut in Europe? TIL
They have to run to new markets. I live in Buffalo, NY and we have a very robust pizza market. Pizza Hut closed all of their remaining stores here a few years back, and just recently re-opened one by the airport hoping to sell to people that don't know that there are at least five very good pizza places within a half mile.
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This is a real thing I saw in a shop today. (technically yesterday already)
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Seems legit.
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I understand a certain amount of bacon fanaticism but come on ⌠blech.
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If you think "oil reclaimed from sewage" is not disgusting enough, anyone dare to try "oil extracted from cockroach"?
Insects Project
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@cheong honestly, tell people it's bio-oil, they'll be all over it.
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@boomzilla said in Nope, you eat it:
I look at posts like this and wonder what my mother has fed me over the years.
obviously not enough strychnine.
There was a curious decrease in the owl population when I was younger.