The Cat Status Thread
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Either my house is haunted, or my cat is, because he seems to be chasing ghosts.
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He has found a toy mouse and is now playing solo fetch.
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Sounds like a normal cat to me...
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@dcon said in The Cat Status Thread:
Sounds like a normal cat to me...
Yes, this is not the abnormal cat status thread.
Cat status: normal
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My cat was running around so crazy earlier that the entire floor was vibrating like a minor earthquake.
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Cat status: it’s been 8.5 years since you’ve been gone. Miss you.
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@Atazhaia said in The Cat Status Thread:
My cat was running around so crazy earlier that the entire floor was vibrating like a minor earthquake.
Our Lucy walks as loudly as a disgruntled 2 y/o, always.
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@M_Adams said in The Cat Status Thread:
@Atazhaia said in The Cat Status Thread:
My cat was running around so crazy earlier that the entire floor was vibrating like a minor earthquake.
Our Lucy walks as loudly as a disgruntled 2 y/o, always.
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@error said in The Cat Status Thread:
@M_Adams said in The Cat Status Thread:
@Atazhaia said in The Cat Status Thread:
My cat was running around so crazy earlier that the entire floor was vibrating like a minor earthquake.
Our Lucy walks as loudly as a disgruntled 2 y/o, always.
Rate my fat cat (Ricky lft, Lucy rgt):
can’t tell m’ left from my right...
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Reminder that half the world's population may be infected with a parasite that causes rodents not to fear the smell of cat urine.
Infections with toxoplasmosis usually cause no obvious symptoms in adults.
Up to half of the world's population is infected by toxoplasmosis, but have no symptoms.[7] In the United States, approximately 11% of people are infected, while in some areas of the world this is more than 60%.[3]
Infection with T. gondii has been shown to alter the behavior of mice and rats in ways thought to increase the rodents' chances of being preyed upon by cats.[128][129][130] Infected rodents show a reduction in their innate aversion to cat odors; while uninfected mice and rats will generally avoid areas marked with cat urine or with cat body odor, this avoidance is reduced or eliminated in infected animals.[128][130][131]
Some evidence links T. gondii to schizophrenia.[153]
Latent infection has been linked to Parkinson's disease and Alzheimer's disease.[154]
Latent T. gondii infection in humans has been associated with a higher risk of automobile accidents, potentially due to impaired psychomotor performance or enhanced risk-taking personality profiles
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@M_Adams said in The Cat Status Thread:
@Atazhaia said in The Cat Status Thread:
My cat was running around so crazy earlier that the entire floor was vibrating like a minor earthquake.
Our Lucy walks as loudly as a disgruntled 2 y/o, always.
My ferals like to challenge the image of cats as stealthy, light-footed, silent hunters. By jumping onto the lid of my Rubbermaid storage box on the patio with a heart-stopping THUMP!
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@da-Doctah said in The Cat Status Thread:
@M_Adams said in The Cat Status Thread:
@Atazhaia said in The Cat Status Thread:
My cat was running around so crazy earlier that the entire floor was vibrating like a minor earthquake.
Our Lucy walks as loudly as a disgruntled 2 y/o, always.
My ferals like to challenge the image of cats as stealthy, light-footed, silent hunters. By jumping onto the lid of my Rubbermaid storage box on the patio with a heart-stopping THUMP!
Yeah, our cats are as graceful as actual, real hippos attempting the Disney version of Dance of the Hours.
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Catus: Ferals seem to enjoy gallivanting on the roof at 4am lately.
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catus after breakfast nap
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@topspin said in The Cat Status Thread:
it’s time for BIG cat
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@topspin Is that ?
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I'm not sure if I should be amused or worried that when I see cat in the title, the first thing I think of is the Unix command.
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catus after dinner nap
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@brie said in The Cat Status Thread:
I'm not sure if I should be amused or worried that when I see cat in the title, the first thing I think of is the Unix command.
That's ok. Could have been Windows Catalog File.
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cat status: Hunting flies. Over and over again. And then complaining that they didn't taste that great.
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catus after breakfast curiosity in the display shelve
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catus snack time
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catus: Not nearby. This is unusual.
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catus are you going out? I'll come!
are you going back in? Hold the door!
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catus: Woke up and complaining the pet human isn't scratching behind my ear.
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Cat status: null
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@anonymous234 Cat Status: Allergic. And to dogs. But cat > dog.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: it is 5am local and birds are chirping. The sun is not due to dawn for another hour. What the fuck?
Catus: And the fucking cats are fighting. Dirty pussies need to get off my lawn!
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@anonymous234 said in The Cat Status Thread:
Cat status: null
Be careful not to use after free. Maybe
new Cat();
it, just to be safe...
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catus Human, someone took a shit next to the litterbox. Please take care of that.
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Family member posted this catus:
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My router is a cat bed.
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@error said in The Cat Status Thread:
My router is a cat bed.
The hair must do great things for the heat dissipation.
I had a kitten once who loved to sleep on top of our (CRT) monitor. He'd dangle his paw over the screen. It was rather cute.
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@Luhmann said in The Cat Status Thread:
catus Human, someone took a shit next to the litterbox. Please take care of that.
Someone
Good one.
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@topspin said in The Cat Status Thread:
@Luhmann said in The Cat Status Thread:
catus Human, someone took a shit next to the litterbox. Please take care of that.
Someone
Alright, you got me.
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@Luhmann said in The Cat Status Thread:
someone took a shit next to the litterbox
My mom's cat is stupid, and thinks if he's standing in kitty litter it's OK to potty - even if his ass is hanging outside the box.
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@error said in The Cat Status Thread:
My mom's cat is stupid
My cat: can open doors
My mom's cat: waits in front of an ajar door that could just be pushed open
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@error said in The Cat Status Thread:
My router is a cat5 bed.
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@Zecc said in The Cat Status Thread:
@error said in The Cat Status Thread:
My router is a cat5 bed.We use cat 8 in this household.
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@boomzilla said in The Cat Status Thread:
Family member posted this catus:
This looks like one of those depth optical illusion pictures. What's the cat standing on?
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@Gąska
waddajamean? it's a cat! it doesn't need anything to stand on
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Cat facts:
- Cats are liquid
- Cats do not obey gravity
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@error said in The Cat Status Thread:
@Luhmann said in The Cat Status Thread:
someone took a shit next to the litterbox
My mom's cat is stupid, and thinks if he's standing in kitty litter it's OK to potty - even if his ass is hanging outside the box.
We fixed that by getting one of the boxes with a top! Then you just have to clean the walls.
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@error said in The Cat Status Thread:
My mom's cat: waits in front of an ajar door that could just be pushed open
: SLAVE! My door isn't open enough! Fix it.