Florida Man goes to...
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@admiral_p said in Florida Man goes to...:
34 weeks pregnant. Kids were born within four minutes following the "diagnosis".
I am going to take a wild guess that she is not the type of woman to shop in the "petite" section?
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...the beach!
The good Reverend could not be reached for comment...
The Reverend Horton Heat - Bales of Cocaine – 02:14
— Tadeu Medeiros
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... the kitchen, by car:
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... photograph a manatee munching on her flooded lawn:
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@Polygeekery said in Florida Man goes to...:
@admiral_p said in Florida Man goes to...:
34 weeks pregnant. Kids were born within four minutes following the "diagnosis".
I am going to take a wild guess that she is not the type of woman to shop in the "petite" section?
Well, for triplets she probably did indeed have a larger body. But there are documented cases of women who legitimately did not have a clue about their pregnancy and were absolutely in the "normal" range of the BMI.
One woman showed a picture she took of herself in a swimsuit two weeks before she gave birth - you really could not see anything. In her case the baby had shifted in a way that there was no baby bump plus she had always suffered from irregular menstruation (which also continued throughout her pregnancy).
So for her, there was literally no way to suspect anything.
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@Rhywden said in Florida Man goes to...:
suffered from irregular menstruation (which also continued throughout her pregnancy).
You can menstruate while pregnant? TIL...
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@JBert I don't get it, how's a car supposed to protect the kitchen from the hurricane?
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@hungrier said in Florida Man goes to...:
@JBert I don't get it, how's a car supposed to protect the kitchen from the hurricane?
Remember: Some cars you can plug back into the "grid", so maybe they were planning on staying able to cook things when the power went out?
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Florida Man goes to...:
@Rhywden said in Florida Man goes to...:
suffered from irregular menstruation (which also continued throughout her pregnancy).
You can menstruate while pregnant? TIL...
Well, truth to be told, it's not a "real" menstruation but there still may be bleeding. Which, for those women, can be then mistaken for the real thing.
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@Rhywden said in Florida Man goes to...:
One woman showed a picture she took of herself in a swimsuit two weeks before she gave birth - you really could not see anything. In her case the baby had shifted in a way that there was no baby bump plus she had always suffered from irregular menstruation (which also continued throughout her pregnancy).
So for her, there was literally no way to suspect anything.My sister's had three kids now, and she always looks much smaller than she "should be." With the second one, I was hanging out with her a few days before her due date and she looked as if she were maybe 4 or 5 months pregnant. And she's not heavyset at all; her body is just kinda weird that way.
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When deputies opened the car door to intervene, the naked man knocked a deputy to the ground and took off running into the night.
Nudism too!
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@hungrier said in Florida Man goes to...:
cycling under the influence
Really?
I'm pretty sure theoretically it is possible in most jurisdictions that require bicycles to be on the road.
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@Karla said in Florida Man goes to...:
@hungrier said in Florida Man goes to...:
cycling under the influence
Really?
I'm pretty sure theoretically it is possible in most jurisdictions that require bicycles to be on the road.
I know people who have gotten tickets... (that was in Illinois)
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@jinpa said in Florida Man goes to...:
that's some interesting photoshopping of that man's teeth.
there's no way they're naturally pure
#FFFFFF
.... right?
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@Vixen said in Florida Man goes to...:
@jinpa said in Florida Man goes to...:
that's some interesting photoshopping of that man's teeth.
there's no way they're naturally pure
#FFFFFF
.... right?Maybe they're new choppers, which is why he's showing them off.
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@jinpa said in Florida Man goes to...:
@Vixen said in Florida Man goes to...:
@jinpa said in Florida Man goes to...:
that's some interesting photoshopping of that man's teeth.
there's no way they're naturally pure
#FFFFFF
.... right?Maybe they're new choppers, which is why he's showing them off.
maybe.... but that photo..... like that smile gives the Cheshire cat a run for its money..... unless i focus all i see is that smile, just floating there,,,, creepily.
why are there banjos playing in the background?
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@Vixen said in Florida Man goes to...:
@jinpa said in Florida Man goes to...:
that's some interesting photoshopping of that man's teeth.
there's no way they're naturally pure
#FFFFFF
.... right?I get #FCFBF9
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...a Louisiana truck stop!
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@boomzilla said in Florida Man goes to...:
truck stop petting zoo
That's just asking for
... Is it a trap?
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...... i just.......
WHY IS IT ALWAYS FLORIDA?!
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@Vixen Not true, sometimes it's Germany:
Loveline - Germany or Florida – [00:25..08:35] 08:35
— freddyfundijo
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@Vixen said in Florida Man goes to...:
...... i just.......
WHY IS IT ALWAYS FLORIDA?!
If you read the Guinness Book of World Records, they're set by people all over the world. But this particular record is just another sign that Guiness has gone downhill - they used to only have a record for actual fingernails, which was held by a man in India, as I recall.
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@jinpa said in Florida Man goes to...:
actual fingernails, which was held by a man
I thought a woman was working to get up there too...
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@hungrier sounds more like “Florida or Albuquerque” to me.
Filed under: but she was a skank!
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FedEx driver saves Florida Man's coffee:
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... jail for slashing at some other guy with a samurai sword, all for a small cart they found at the side of the road.
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@hungrier
https://youtu.be/POJtaO2xB_o?t=26They'd better get used to saying "G'day mate".
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TAMPA - Although he made less than $20,000 in 2016, Ramon Christopher Blanchett managed to get a $980,000 refund from the Internal Revenue Service. So for the 2017 and 2018 tax years, he claimed he was owed hefty refunds then, too - a total of $492,211.
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@boomzilla said in Florida Man goes to...:
Although he made less than $20,000 in 2016, Ramon Christopher Blanchett managed to get a $980,000 refund from the Internal Revenue Service.
Seems standard business practice for banking in Europe.
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I guess lighting the candle in there will be the real problem:
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@boomzilla said in Florida Man goes to...:
TAMPA - Although he made less than $20,000 in 2016, Ramon Christopher Blanchett managed to get a $980,000 refund from the Internal Revenue Service. So for the 2017 and 2018 tax years, he claimed he was owed hefty refunds then, too - a total of $492,211.
It sounds like if he had stopped after 2016, he might have gotten away with it. How could they not have a rule in place like, "If claimed tax withholding > gross income, don't send refund until further review."
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@jinpa
Clickbait?!? On the Internet???!!!!???This is my shocked face
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@JBert said in Florida Man goes to...:
Underwater Pumpkin Carving
Coming to a Florida University near you in 3, 2, 1...
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@topspin That's not weird enough. It needs to be Underwater Pumpkin Carving Using Empty Bud Light Cans As Utensils While Dodging Alligators The Neighbor Fed Meth To
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@mott555 said in Florida Man goes to...:
While Dodging Alligators The Neighbor Fed Meth To
That part seems to be obligatory and not worth the mention.
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@topspin said in Florida Man goes to...:
@JBert said in Florida Man goes to...:
Underwater Pumpkin Carving
Coming to a Florida University near you in 3, 2, 1...
And after that the Olympics.
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@mott555 said in Florida Man goes to...:
@topspin That's not weird enough. It needs to be Underwater Pumpkin Carving Using Empty Bud Light Cans As Utensils While Dodging Alligators The Neighbor Fed Meth To
That's the 400-level class. You have to start simpler for the 100-level.
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@dcon
So normal alligators then?
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@Luhmann said in Florida Man goes to...:
@dcon
So normal alligators then?That's 200. 100 is just underwater. But extra credit if you only have snorkeling equipment.
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@mott555 said in Florida Man goes to...:
Dodging Alligators The Neighbor Fed Meth To
You think you're being funny...