Florida Man goes to...
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@Gąska said in Florida Man goes to...:
@Captain said in Florida Man goes to...:
How do they know they were white supremacist?
Sounds legit...
The U.S. Attorney's Office for the Middle District of Florida announced Thursday that 39 members of the Unforgiven and United Aryan Brotherhood gangs were charged with various federal firearms and drug violations.
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@boomzilla said in Florida Man goes to...:
United Aryan Brotherhood
Sure that's not a muslim organisation
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...a children's library to watch VR porn:
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@Polygeekery said in Florida Man goes to...:
...a children's library to watch VR porn:
I forgot for a moment what topic I'm in, and read this as a complete sentence of its own. It sounded very disturbing.
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... the operating room!
https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/medical/florida-surgeon-removes-woman-s-healthy-kidney-after-mistaking-it-for-tumor-lawsuit-claims/ar-BBPsflR?ocid=ARWLCHR
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… Arizona!
I don't think I'd want to be shot in the meat department!
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He has been charged with “lewd and lascivious battery.”
Because the most serious crimes deserve the silliest names.
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@Gribnit linked and @anonymous234 quoted in Florida Man goes to...:
lewd and lascivious battery.
My LLB could always use "recharging"
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Florida Man goes to...:
@Gribnit linked and @anonymous234 quoted in Florida Man goes to...:
lewd and lascivious battery.
My LLB could always use "recharging"
H christ I can almost guess what clown makeup you're wearing.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Florida Man goes to...:
@Gribnit said in Florida Man goes to...:
what clown makeup you're wearing.
I'm not wearing any...
You mean, your clown look is natural?
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@TimeBandit said in Florida Man goes to...:
@Tsaukpaetra said in Florida Man goes to...:
@Gribnit said in Florida Man goes to...:
what clown makeup you're wearing.
I'm not wearing any...
You mean, your clown look is natural?
Au natural, even.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Florida Man goes to...:
@TimeBandit said in Florida Man goes to...:
@Tsaukpaetra said in Florida Man goes to...:
@Gribnit said in Florida Man goes to...:
what clown makeup you're wearing.
I'm not wearing any...
You mean, your clown look is natural?
Au natural, even.
Yeah, I pretty much assumed that part.
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@JBert said in Florida Man goes to...:
@dkf said in Florida Man goes to...:
… Arizona!
You cheater! The In Other News Today thread is
It's fine, Arizona is pretty much dry Florida.
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...practice for the demolition derby!
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... visit places, hire "company" and let the community pay for it.
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...the beach, to "air out his penis":
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Seems to be an annual thing or something:
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@Polygeekery
Don't you know 1 december is international air out your slong on the beach day?
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@Luhmann that would have been funny if you'd said schlong
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@Gribnit
Not in Dutch
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@Luhmann said in Florida Man goes to...:
@Gribnit
Not in DutchOh okay, I couldn't tell that was Dutch. It really does look similar y'know!
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tweet embedded in tweet @Polygeekery linked in Florida Man goes to...:
Seems to be an annual thing or something:
Before Sniffing Fingers
Oh, he's one of those...
Really, it's not that great of a smell...
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@izzion said in Florida Man goes to...:
(to)o fast!
Representative quote:
Police said Beers had the smell of alcohol
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...Thanksgiving dinner with a sword:
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@boomzilla
: "Your honor, my client was only carving a turkey."
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@boomzilla Not all cape men are heroes
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@Tsaukpaetra
Almost forgot: in Belgium Florida is called Aalst
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... goes for a drink and takes his animals for a ride.
He was swerving while dragging a trailer (which as a bonus was scraping the road), hence getting him pulled over by the cops. Police then also needed to take his parrot, goat, tortoise, wallaby, sheep, and lemur into custody, but the lemur popped out of the car. The cops then had to capture it again before it would get into oncoming traffic.
EDIT: It seems the Florida Man Twitter account got blocked, maybe due to including a film clip. Here are the articles:
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... the veterinary, loses his horse, and so gave the local police quite the puzzle of how a horse could have gotten on the side of the highway:
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(Florida Woman goes to) ... work while in the possession of drugs, drops a pill in a little girl's order (maybe by accident):
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@dkf Yeah, here in Portland, they'd leave out the bongos.
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@JBert said in Florida Man goes to...:
and now has a new chance at life
Unless they
robbedconfiscated it from the owner, unlikely.
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@Gąska From the article:
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Investigators said they determined the 12-year-old horse was being taken to be euthanized because its owners no longer wanted it.A sheriff's office spokesman said authorities are seeking animal abandonment charges against the driver of the vehicle.
The horse, now named Highway, is being treated at the Springhill Equine Veterinary Clinic in Ocala for injuries sustained during the daring escape. The clinic said a crowdfunding goal for the horse's car quickly exceeded its goal.
The owner no longer wanted it, if he doesn't reclaim it he doesn't even need to go to the vet AFAIK.
For bonus giggles, note how they very creatively named the horse "Highway".
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@JBert said in Florida Man goes to...:
@Gąska From the article:
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Investigators said they determined the 12-year-old horse was being taken to be euthanized because its owners no longer wanted it.A sheriff's office spokesman said authorities are seeking animal abandonment charges against the driver of the vehicle.
The horse, now named Highway, is being treated at the Springhill Equine Veterinary Clinic in Ocala for injuries sustained during the daring escape. The clinic said a crowdfunding goal for the horse's car quickly exceeded its goal.
The owner no longer wanted it, if he doesn't reclaim it he doesn't even need to go to the vet AFAIK.
They know exactly who he is, they know exactly what happened... and the owner still has the option not to pick up his belongings from the police? Weird.
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@JBert said in Florida Man goes to...:
lemur
Lemurs are awesome. Also, if you think that raccoons are pests, you wait until you try lemurs!
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... investigate his house after his front door window got smashed in. (spoilered because it ruins the surprise)
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@JBert
Oh dear
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@hungrier said in Florida Man goes to...:
@boomzilla Not all cape men are heroes
Not the hero they wanted, but the hero they needed.
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... his bedroom. (Or “... the asylum”, hopefully)
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@topspin Protip: When fucking your cousin, don't do it on your brother's favorite anime blanket.
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@Atazhaia said in Florida Man goes to...:
@topspin Protip: When fucking your cousin, don't do it on your brother's favorite anime blanket.
What if I can’t remember which one is his favorite?
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@topspin You could ask which one is appropriate for cousin-fucking? I mean, maybe he want to join in too! It's just being courteous.