Florida Man goes to...
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@topspin said in Florida Man goes to...:
... his bedroom. (Or “... the asylum”, hopefully)
Unfortunately, it's fake.
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@admiral_p said in Florida Man goes to...:
Unfortunately, it's fake.
My protip still stands. You don't want it ending up a real story.
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... get back to the future!
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@JBert Well, had he knocked himself into a coma for a few years, then from his perspective he would have succeeded!
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... the drive-through without his wallet.
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... deal with this infestation in his own way.
This one is a bit of mental health / painkillers issue:
Weaver's wife said he takes pain medication for cancer, but she did not know whether he had taken any other drugs that day, the report said.
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@JBert said in Florida Man goes to...:
... the drive-through without his wallet.
It looks like it was very windy when they took his mug shot.
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@HardwareGeek If he forgot his wallet then I'm sure he didn't have a hairbrush.
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... jail, if it were up to him.
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... release the hounds to chase off the cops.
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@JBert said in Florida Man goes to...:
... jail, if it were up to him.
Hilarious! The man is utterly bork!
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@Gribnit said in Florida Man goes to...:
Hilarious! The man is utterly bork!
Hmm. Cold, hungry, wet, etc.
Or warm, fed, and a bed...
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@dcon said in Florida Man goes to...:
@Gribnit said in Florida Man goes to...:
Hilarious! The man is utterly bork!
Hmm. Cold, hungry, wet, etc.
Or warm, fed, and a bed...C'mon, I could hardly stop laughing the last time.
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@dcon said in Florida Man goes to...:
@Gribnit said in Florida Man goes to...:
Hilarious! The man is utterly bork!
Hmm. Cold, hungry, wet, etc.
Or warm, fed, and a bed..."Three hots and a cot" is what the CO's used to call it.
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@chozang said in Florida Man goes to...:
@dcon said in Florida Man goes to...:
@Gribnit said in Florida Man goes to...:
Hilarious! The man is utterly bork!
Hmm. Cold, hungry, wet, etc.
Or warm, fed, and a bed..."Three hots and a cot" is what the CO's used to call it.
Who says the cot can't be hot too?
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Florida Man goes to...:
@chozang said in Florida Man goes to...:
@dcon said in Florida Man goes to...:
@Gribnit said in Florida Man goes to...:
Hilarious! The man is utterly bork!
Hmm. Cold, hungry, wet, etc.
Or warm, fed, and a bed..."Three hots and a cot" is what the CO's used to call it.
Who says the cot can't be hot too?
Because that makes it confusing.
"Four hots, three are meals, one is a cot."
you expect bulls to remember that?
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@Gribnit said in Florida Man goes to...:
@Tsaukpaetra said in Florida Man goes to...:
@chozang said in Florida Man goes to...:
@dcon said in Florida Man goes to...:
@Gribnit said in Florida Man goes to...:
Hilarious! The man is utterly bork!
Hmm. Cold, hungry, wet, etc.
Or warm, fed, and a bed..."Three hots and a cot" is what the CO's used to call it.
Who says the cot can't be hot too?
Because that makes it confusing.
"Four hots, three are meals, one is a cot."
you expect bulls to remember that?You have no idea....
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@Benjamin-Hall said in Florida Man goes to...:
A waitress at a Texas restaurant ... reported an armed man behaving suspiciously.
Doesn't that describe everyone in Texas?
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@HardwareGeek Only if you're not Texan. If you are, they're just behaving normally.
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@Benjamin-Hall Leave SpectateSwamp out of this....
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"Is that a full bottle of tequila in your pants, or did you just drink it?"
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@TimeBandit said in Florida Man goes to...:
@Karla said in Florida Man goes to...:
He was trying to impress me.
Did it work?
Meh, he was from Florida. That is a high barrier.
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@Karla said in Florida Man goes to...:
@TimeBandit said in Florida Man goes to...:
@Karla said in Florida Man goes to...:
He was trying to impress me.
Did it work?
Meh, he was from Florida. That is a high barrier.
He could of had me for shot. That would have exceeded my usual barrier.
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It's still unclear why this news set Houston off.
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Today, let's take a break from Florida Man to talk about Alabama Man:
We get it, cheapskates, free food is hard to resist.
Especially when it comes in the form of delicious chicken tenders, but Alabama authorities have warned people to not eat any from boxes that were spilled from a 18-wheeler truck on Sunday.
The crash on Highway 35 in Cherokee County prompted motorists to stop and pick up the truckload of spilled tenders, according to the Associated Press.
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The agency also cautioned that the cases of tenders had been on the ground for more than 24 hours, and are thus unsafe to eat. Food poisoning ain't fun, people.According to one commenter on the post, the exact location of where to get the free chicken was shared on the Dekalb Buy and Sell Facebook page.
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@boomzilla said in Florida Man goes to...:
a crowded area that only had one way in and one way out
TRWTF!
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@dkf that was part of her vision, not a description of a real place. Which isn't to say that other Florida People didn't build any.
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@boomzilla An honorary "Florida Man" in California (from the same article):
Police have identified and are seeking to arrest a man who was recorded vigorously licking the doorbell of a northern California home early Saturday morning.
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@HardwareGeek said in Florida Man goes to...:
licking the doorbell
Is that what they're calling it nowadays?
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Florida Man goes to...:
Is that what they're calling it nowadays?
Wait until they start ringing it
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@Luhmann said in Florida Man goes to...:
@Tsaukpaetra said in Florida Man goes to...:
Is that what they're calling it nowadays?
Wait until they start ringing it
Obligatory music track:
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Not Florida, but Georgia touches Florida so the infection must be spreading. Plus Waffle House.
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Not Man, but...
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...the store to buy coats:
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@Polygeekery Heh, so maybe we get to see more "frozen iguana" stories soon.
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... the lake forgetting he can't swim.
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... joyride for Jesus!
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... some place where they don't have steak.
No idea if she was just hangry, but you have to read the article.
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@JBert swear I recognize that face. that face will eat you.