Tinder is shit
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@BernieTheBernie In Dutch they are naaktslak and huisjesslak.
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@Tsaukpaetra The preview image reinforces my decision to never watch any video you post.
Filed under: Nope
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@HardwareGeek said in Tinder is shit:
@Tsaukpaetra The preview image reinforces my decision to never watch any video you post.
Filed under: Nope
I suppose it is technically a video.... but it's just 2 frames.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Tinder is shit:
but it's just 2 frames.
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@loopback0
So he only gets blondes?
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@loopback0 How to know someone has auto-rotate turned off.
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@dcon said in Tinder is shit:
@loopback0 How to know someone has auto-rotate turned off.
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@blek said in Tinder is shit:
He is suspected of having had sexual relations with several women contacted on dating sites while concealing his identity, which is considered rape in Israel, although the exact charges of his charge are not known.
Holy fuck...
That's even harsher than in where lying about condoms may be considered rape.In parallel with his life as a man of faith
Not very faithful though...
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@Carnage He had faith he could get away with it.
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@Carnage said in Tinder is shit:
in where lying about condoms may be considered rape.
Stealthing is considered rape here too.
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@loopback0 said in Tinder is shit:
@Carnage said in Tinder is shit:
in where lying about condoms may be considered rape.
Stealthing is considered rape here too.
That makes a whole lot more sense than "he didn't tell me he's married."
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Honest, I guess.
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@boomzilla I’d be up for eating rotisserie chicken in the parking lot and talking about aliens. I think it’d be a decent evening out all things considered, but I’m probably not what he wants in a “date”.
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@Arantor
I wouldn't count you out so easily ... paying for half the chicken will probably increase your chances
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@Luhmann I think he’d be happier having a cute 20-something he can flirt with while being “impressively intelligent” talking about aliens, instead of having a guy with a neckbeard and a +15 age gap who could talk about things like the Fermi paradox, and/or that the lack of alien contact is actually proof we’re living in a simulation.
But I still think it could be an entertaining evening.
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@Arantor if @royal_poet wasn’t a dab hand with needles I’d throw my hat into the ring.
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@Arantor
not with that attitude!
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@boomzilla said in Tinder is shit:
Wow, she'd become jaded fast.
ETA: oh wait, she doesn't get to see the results. So instead of "why is nobody responding to you?" it'd only be "I sent you all these recommendations, why didn't you go on a date?"
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Tinder is shit:
@boomzilla said in Tinder is shit:
Do NOT let my mother know about this!
Kevin's mom searched the russian mail order brides catalogue, and ordered him a present for his 40th birthday...
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@BernieTheBernie said in Tinder is shit:
@Tsaukpaetra said in Tinder is shit:
@boomzilla said in Tinder is shit:
Do NOT let my mother know about this!
Kevin's mom searched the russian mail order brides catalogue, and ordered him a present for his 40th birthday...
Hey, if she's drug and disease free and comes with safeguards, I have a coitus contract right here waiting to be notarized.
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@Tsaukpaetra So you need a third party to observe and verify that it happened?
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@Atazhaia said in Tinder is shit:
@Tsaukpaetra So you need a third party to observe and verify that it happened?
And also to testify that consent was not revoked, etc etc.
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@Tsaukpaetra When you are more catholic than the pope, you won't ever enjoy a fuck.
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@BernieTheBernie said in Tinder is shit:
more catholic than the pope
I was going to ask how that could be possible, but then I remembered who's currently in charge. (If anyone really feels the need to discuss this, do so in the .)
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@HardwareGeek
more catholic than the pope
is a common phrase in germany for extreme strictness of ideology.
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@BernieTheBernie Not just in Germany, but
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@Applied-Mediocrity Anything to avoid talking to her
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@BernieTheBernie said in Tinder is shit:
@HardwareGeek
more catholic than the pope
is a common phrase in germany for extreme strictness of ideology.Are you sure? I've always seen/heard only the "more papist than the pope", which is something a little different.
Btw, there is also the rhetorical question "Is the pope catholic?", which is an equivalent of english "Does the bear shit in the woods?"
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@Kamil-Podlesak You can also combine them, which I have seen a few times: "Does the pope shit in the woods?"
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@Atazhaia said in Tinder is shit:
@Kamil-Podlesak You can also combine them, which I have seen a few times: "Does the pope shit in
the woodshis hat?"
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@Atazhaia said in Tinder is shit:
@Kamil-Podlesak You can also combine them, which I have seen a few times: "Does the pope shit in the woods?"
The joke being, of course, that there are no woods in Vatican.
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@Kamil-Podlesak said in Tinder is shit:
@Atazhaia said in Tinder is shit:
@Kamil-Podlesak You can also combine them, which I have seen a few times: "Does the pope shit in the woods?"
The joke being, of course, that there are no woods in Vatican.
There are also no toilets in Versailles.
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@Kamil-Podlesak said in Tinder is shit:
@BernieTheBernie said in Tinder is shit:
@HardwareGeek
more catholic than the pope
is a common phrase in germany for extreme strictness of ideology.Are you sure? I've always seen/heard only the "more papist than the pope", which is something a little different.
Btw, there is also the rhetorical question "Is the pope catholic?", which is an equivalent of english "Does the bear shit in the woods?"
In NL it goes "Roomser dan de paus", which doesn't translate well but is along the same drift.
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@PleegWat said in Tinder is shit:
In NL it goes "Roomser dan de paus", which doesn't translate well
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status: came upon almost-was-a-girlfriend from high school on a Tinder-alike.
Not sure if I wish to interact, or just move along.
I mean, technically I still have a gift from her that was given so long ago.... Is that embarrassing or creepy?
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@Atazhaia said in Tinder is shit:
@Kamil-Podlesak You can also combine them, which I have seen a few times: "Does the pope shit in the woods?"
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@Tsaukpaetra Sounds perfectly fine to me, that old gift she gave you is like the perfect conversation starter. "Hi, I haven't seen you in ages, how are things? Btw, remember that <gift> you gave me way back?"
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Tinder is shit:
technically
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in Tinder is shit:
@Tsaukpaetra said in Tinder is shit:
technically
I mean, it no longer has the box heart-shaped box of chocolates, but is otherwise intact if not well-used.
@blek said in Tinder is shit:
@Tsaukpaetra Sounds perfectly fine to me, that old gift she gave you is like the perfect conversation starter. "Hi, I haven't seen you in ages, how are things? Btw, remember that <gift> you gave me way back?"
"yeah, I use it as a oddly face-fitting facemask for sleeping...."