Tinder is shit
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@Tsaukpaetra I have a feeling that if you repeat all those details you just shared here, and maybe a little more, she might go “scratch that, you’re not” wrt the writing on the heart.
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@Tsaukpaetra That explains absolutely nothing, and thank Christ for that
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@topspin said in Tinder is shit:
@Tsaukpaetra I have a feeling that if you repeat all those details you just shared here, and maybe a little more, she might go “scratch that, you’re not” wrt the writing on the heart.
Hence
@Tsaukpaetra said in Tinder is shit:
Not sure if I wish to interact, or just move along.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Tinder is shit:
status: came upon almost-was-a-girlfriend from high school on a Tinder-alike.
Not sure if I wish to interact, or just move along.
What's the worst that could happen? She says no and you carry on with your life?
It's not like you're actually in high school where it'll be around the whole school by tomorrow afternoon.@Tsaukpaetra said in Tinder is shit:
I mean, technically I still have a gift from her that was given so long ago.... Is that embarrassing or creepy?
IMO don't mention that unless she mentions it. She might not even remember about it.
If you do mention it, definitely phrase it better than this. I assume (hope) it was a joke but just incase...
@Tsaukpaetra said in Tinder is shit:
"yeah, I use it as a oddly face-fitting facemask for sleeping...."
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@loopback0 said in Tinder is shit:
If you do mention it, definitely phrase it better than this. I assume (hope) it was a joke but just incase...
@Tsaukpaetra said in Tinder is shit:
"yeah, I use it as a oddly face-fitting facemask for sleeping...."
"I sleep with your scent on my face every night. "
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Tinder is shit:
"I sleep with your scent on my face every night. "
After all those years, you never washed it?
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@TimeBandit said in Tinder is shit:
@Tsaukpaetra said in Tinder is shit:
"I sleep with your scent on my face every night. "
After all those years, you never washed it?
It ruins the internal stuffing, but yes of course it is washed. I was being facetious.
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@HardwareGeek said in Tinder is shit:
@Tsaukpaetra said in Tinder is shit:
I was being facetious.
We can never be certain.
And that's part of the miniscule amount of joy I suck out of this forum.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Tinder is shit:
And that's part of the miniscule amount of joy I suck out of this forum.
He's a joy vampire!
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@dkf But he pays back in upvotes.
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@Zecc and while most people about most things wouldn’t give a fuck, our esteemed friend is rather more generous.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Tinder is shit:
miniscule amount of joy
Hey, no fun allowed!
Filed under: mandatory fun day
Filed under 2: Holy shit, 15 years.
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status: oh shit, you only get ten free messages before you need to hork up a minimum of $10 to continue chatting.
Oh well, had this fun dialogue with a bot before then. Well, I assume it's a bot anyways.
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@Tsaukpaetra You mean to tell me that one of the participants is human?
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@GOG said in Tinder is shit:
@Tsaukpaetra You mean to telll me that one of the participants is human?
I mean, @Tsaukpaetra himself is a robot, but... yeah, that's about the feeling I got from it, too.
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@GOG said in Tinder is shit:
@Tsaukpaetra You mean to telll me that one of the participants is human?
I didn't say that....
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@GOG sex maniac with easy access to anesthetics. What could go wrong?
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@Gustav incest?
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@boomzilla said in Tinder is shit:
@Gustav incest?
If the quote is to be believed, it went quite well.
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@GOG reading this back, I choose to interpret the dad’s comments as “loud when angry, can eat a lot, but less hassle than her mother”. It is better than the alternative.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in tinder screenshot:
Sorry, apparently sending messages costs more money than sending texts 20 years ago. You can find me elsewhere for free if you wish to continue.
I think the kids these days would say “big mood”, or something.
On the up side, I could literally copy the text out of that screenshot without typing it myself.
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@Arantor said in Tinder is shit:
@GOG reading this back, I choose to interpret the dad’s comments as “loud when angry, can eat a lot, but less hassle than her mother”. It is better than the alternative.
This is pretty much the interpretation I had, except I'm having trouble with the fitting large nozzles thing.
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@boomzilla I’m down for peanuts, but why the seeds?
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@topspin said in Tinder is shit:
@boomzilla I’m down for peanuts, but why the seeds?
Peanuts are seeds.
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@HardwareGeek said in Tinder is shit:
@topspin said in Tinder is shit:
@boomzilla I’m down for peanuts, but why the seeds?
Peanuts are seeds.
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@topspin Rats like seeds
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I do love how one email sent will magically generate a stream of messages from a completely different address(s). With no further input we're up to I think 20!
It's very strange to me the images being attached are all the same poses, one holding an object between the breasts, one focusing on the belly area, and one with hands on the buttocks pulling them apart and focusing on opening the anus.
I suppose it could be weirder. Too bad I am not aroused by any of the above. Back to dreaming about cheek caressing and heavy petting I suppose...
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@boomzilla thread is .
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@blek said in Tinder is shit:
@magus The red pill thread is
(But yes, if I see one more fucking instagram dog face filter I'm going to just delete this and get Grindr.)
wonder how this guy is doing in 2023
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@_deathcollege said in Tinder is shit:
@blek said in Tinder is shit:
@magus The red pill thread is
(But yes, if I see one more fucking instagram dog face filter I'm going to just delete this and get Grindr.)
wonder how this guy is doing in 2023
This being 6 years old, I think dog filters mostly died out and
:hhgtg.rtf:
got replaced by something even more stupid.
But I doubt dog filters were less prevalent on Grindr compared to Tinder. Fashionable bullshit is fashionable.
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Article @boomzilla linked in Tinder is shit said:
cuz everyone loves Christmas romance.
Is that why suddenly there's apparently more "likes" on all the dating apps from random "people"?
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Man Sues 27 Women for Comments on 'Are We Dating the Same Guy?'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EFTkGqWqDc
Apparently, no. It seems he dated one woman who posted about him in the FB group. 26 other women (and one man) he didn't date made allegedly defamatory posts about him.