Programming Memes Thread
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Programming Memes Thread:
Also, can someone shut off this tinnitus? It's getting quite annoying...
I'm afraid I can't help you this time. I've been experiencing that same bug for 10 years, and rebooting doesn't fix it
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@Zerosquare said in Programming Memes Thread:
I'm afraid I can't help you this time. I've been experiencing that same bug for 10 years, and rebooting doesn't fix it
Have you tried re-installing your graphics drivers?
Filed under: Windows.
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@cvi said in Programming Memes Thread:
Filed under: Windows.
Nice try, but I don't run Windows: I was born before it existed.
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@Zerosquare And you havent upgraded since?
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No. If the update failed, I wouldn't be able to reboot myself.
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@Zerosquare said in Programming Memes Thread:
@cvi said in Programming Memes Thread:
Filed under: Windows.
Nice try, but I don't run Windows: I was born before it existed.
I predate Windows too. And MS-DOS. And CP/M.
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@cvi said in Programming Memes Thread:
@Zerosquare said in Programming Memes Thread:
I'm afraid I can't help you this time. I've been experiencing that same bug for 10 years, and rebooting doesn't fix it
Have you tried re-installing your
graphics driversmonitor?Filed under: Windows.
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@Zecc said in Programming Memes Thread:
@topspin Took me a bit.
#metoo
At first I thought they were just providing convenient footholds so you could climb over it. Then I noticed what category we're in.
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@cvi said in Programming Memes Thread:
Have you tried re-installing your
graphicssound drivers?
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@dkf said in Programming Memes Thread:
@Zerosquare said in Programming Memes Thread:
@cvi said in Programming Memes Thread:
Filed under: Windows.
Nice try, but I don't run Windows: I was born before it existed.
I predate Windows too. And MS-DOS. And CP/M.
Some of us predate unix too.
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@dcon said in Programming Memes Thread:
@dkf said in Programming Memes Thread:
I predate Windows too. And MS-DOS. And CP/M.
Some of us predate unix too.
Yes. Not quite for me.
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@LaoC said in Programming Memes Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra said in Programming Memes Thread:
@Gustav said in Programming Memes Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra, expert in the sense of fucking.
Status: mind fuck.
Also, can someone shut off this tinnitus? It's getting quite annoying...
The tinnitus hotline is currently not available. Please leave a message after the beep.
EEEEEEEEEeeeeeeEeeeeeEEEEEeeeeeEeeEEEeeEeEeEeEeeeeeeeee
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@dcon said in Programming Memes Thread:
@dkf said in Programming Memes Thread:
@Zerosquare said in Programming Memes Thread:
@cvi said in Programming Memes Thread:
Filed under: Windows.
Nice try, but I don't run Windows: I was born before it existed.
I predate Windows too. And MS-DOS. And CP/M.
Some of us predate unix too.
Some of almost predate the first computer made with transistors instead of vacuum tubes.
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@HardwareGeek said in Programming Memes Thread:
@dcon said in Programming Memes Thread:
@dkf said in Programming Memes Thread:
@Zerosquare said in Programming Memes Thread:
@cvi said in Programming Memes Thread:
Filed under: Windows.
Nice try, but I don't run Windows: I was born before it existed.
I predate Windows too. And MS-DOS. And CP/M.
Some of us predate unix too.
Some of almost predate the first computer made with transistors instead of vacuum tubes.
Some of us have ancestors that were on Shockley's team.
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@GOG said in Programming Memes Thread:
Good thing I can hold my breath for 10 minutes.
Not bad, only a couple minutes off world record times.
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@Zerosquare said in Programming Memes Thread:
Nice try, but I don't run Windows: I was born before it existed.
Same here. It's so old it doesn't even use binary bits! It has these strange four-possibility bits that I call quits.
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@topspin I'm in this post, obviously.
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@Gustav said in Programming Memes Thread:
@topspin I'm in this post, obviously.
Which of the black bags are you?
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@TimeBandit said in Programming Memes Thread:
@Gustav said in Programming Memes Thread:
@topspin I'm in this post, obviously.
Which of the black bags are you?
I thought he was the coax cable myself.
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@TimeBandit said in Programming Memes Thread:
@Gustav said in Programming Memes Thread:
@topspin I'm in this post, obviously.
Which of the black bags are you?
The rusty grate holding it up
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@topspin At least, it is a modular code base. You could replace one of the bags with a different bag, that's already a great advantage of your codebase!
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@BernieTheBernie said in Programming Memes Thread:
@topspin At least, it is a modular code base. You could replace one of the bags with a different bag, that's already a great advantage of your codebase!
Only until the fire starts.
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@topspin But after the fire, all bags can be easily compacted into a single bag. Much efficiency!
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@Atazhaia said in Programming Memes Thread:
@topspin But after the fire, all bags can be easily compacted into a single bag. Much efficiency!
Always containerize first for easier management.
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@LaoC It's all in packages for your convenience.
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@dkf said in Programming Memes Thread:
@LaoC It's all in packages for your convenience.
Yeah this trash pile is too good of code, and is a bad example: its semantic boundaries are evident and enforced. When do the bags start simultaneously eating and fucking each other?
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@dkf said in Programming Memes Thread:
@LaoC It's all in packages for your convenience.
I know, I'll use Redhead Baggage Manager!
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@LaoC Those work just as good as NPM. At first you start off with only 3 packages, but before you know it there's suddenly a lot more packages you weren't aware of, using a lot more resources than you budgeted for.
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@Vault_Dweller said in Programming Memes Thread:
@LaoC Those work just as good as NPM. At first you start off with only 3 packages, but before you know it there's suddenly a lot more packages you weren't aware of, using a lot more resources than you budgeted for.
I know, I know, but …
yum
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@LaoC said in Programming Memes Thread:
@dkf said in Programming Memes Thread:
@LaoC It's all in packages for your convenience.
I know, I'll use Redhead Baggage Manager!
I wonder what Irish Girl looks like nowadays.
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@jinpa said in Programming Memes Thread:
I wonder what Irish Girl looks like nowadays.
She's still a redhead
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@TimeBandit said in Programming Memes Thread:
@jinpa said in Programming Memes Thread:
I wonder what Irish Girl looks like nowadays.
She's still a redhead
How old is that picture? She might have gray hair by now.
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@HardwareGeek said in Programming Memes Thread:
@TimeBandit said in Programming Memes Thread:
@jinpa said in Programming Memes Thread:
I wonder what Irish Girl looks like nowadays.
She's still a redhead
How old is that picture? She might have gray hair by now.
So? Still a redhead. Basic safety protocols, people.
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@boomzilla said in Programming Memes Thread:
The abstraction level of the interview questions inversely correlates with the difficulty of the work, in practice.
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Can someone forward that to Elon Musk?
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@Zerosquare Tesla doesn't make firetrucks, at least for now. So they can't apply that code
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@TimeBandit said in Programming Memes Thread:
@Zerosquare Tesla doesn't make firetrucks, at least for now. So they can't apply that code
Firetrucks, trucks on fire, same difference.
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I will take the code on the right any day as well. It will allow for the seventh nail, the code on the left will fall apart.