The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread
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@kazitor said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Pretty sure they’re 3 and 1
My finger slipped. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Neeerddds! Outa here with the unfunny!
We were warned about deg-g-g-generation.
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All countries get the coronavirus eventually, but China got it right off the bat.
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@dkf said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Bulb said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
English is a very puny language. In other languages you can't make puns that easily.
You wait until you start doing multilingual puns. They tend to be real howlers, but simultaneously very exclusive to a small number of listeners as you need to be fluent in all the languages being used to get them.
Q: How does one ocean greet another?
A: With a wave.This pun also works if translated word-for-word to Spanish.
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@Mason_Wheeler said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Q: How does one ocean great another?
A: With a wave.This pun also works if translated word-for-word to Spanish.
Did you mean: greet
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@obeselymorbid Stupid autocarrot. Fixed now.
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@Mason_Wheeler Reminds me of:
“I left and sat outside in the LA sunshine muttering to myself, ‘Nick, you know she wants presents. Your wife is one of the most materialistic people you’ve ever met.
“But in every store I went in, from Tom Ford to Bulgari, her voice was there insisting that she wouldn’t ask for much this Christmas, not even snow, and that all she wanted was me.”
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@Benjamin-Hall said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
brobignobian
ITYM "brobdingnagian"
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@cheong said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@HardwareGeek said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Benjamin-Hall said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
eigenstates ... eigenvalues
I recognize these words. I don't have a clue what they mean. Part of the problem, no doubt, is that I barely had a clue even when I was taking Solid State Physics 30+ years ago, and the passage of time certainly hasn't improved my understanding.
As someone studied higher diploma in mathematics, I barely remember basic matrix operations using them. That's because I don't even have a chance to use them after having real work life.
I used them once when I did a project that used Analytic Hierarchy Process. I'd used it once when I had software to do all the work for me, plus we had fancy voting machines. Later I worked on a project with too many people and we didn't have access or money for the stuff so I had to do all the calculations myself.
Here's my floof tax:
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: I should make another chocolate nut butter toast.
: *takes a glass out of the cupboard, raising it high* To chocolate nut butter!
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My sister just sent me this one:
Where does a king keep his armies?
Up his sleevies.
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From my brother:
If the Nazi's had the Hitler Youth does that mean that Hamas hve the Chick Peas ?
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@El_Heffe somewhere — Bad Jokes, maybe — 2 or 3 days ago.
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@HardwareGeek definitely much earlier than that.
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@Bulb said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@HardwareGeek definitely much earlier than that.
Probably, but it was (re)posted in the last few days. I definitely remember seeing it very recently, showing it to my son, and getting his usual reaction to bad puns, "That's dumb."
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@Bulb said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
puns don't get old like news
They're born stale.
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@HardwareGeek said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@El_Heffe somewhere — Bad Jokes, maybe — 2 or 3 days ago.
It’s just WiFi latency, nothing to worry about.
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Q: Who recorded "I Can See For Miles"?
A: Yes.
Q: Who recorded "I've Seen All Good People"?
A: Yes.This is why English is so hard to learn.
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@da-Doctah said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Q: Who recorded "I Can See For Miles"?
A: Yes.
Q: Who recorded "I've Seen All Good People"?
A: Yes.This is why English is so hard to learn.
IDGI
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I've_Seen_All_Good_People
Goddamn Wikipedia oneboxes.
"I've Seen All Good People" is a song performed by the English progressive rock band Yes.
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@da-Doctah said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Q: Who recorded "I Can See For Miles"?
A: Yes.
Q: Who recorded "I've Seen All Good People"?
A: Yes.This is why English is so hard to learn.
That's less an English problem than a stupid band name problem.
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@Karla Who's problem?
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@Karla said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@da-Doctah said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Q: Who recorded "I Can See For Miles"?
A: Yes.
Q: Who recorded "I've Seen All Good People"?
A: Yes.This is why English is so hard to learn.
That's less an English problem than a stupid band name problem.
No, that's an English problem. Both of those were founded in London, after all.
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@Gąska said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Karla Who's problem?
The band who can't get recognition and the people in the conversation of the other post.
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@Benjamin-Hall said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
English
English is more specific than British. England is one of the countries that make up Great Britain. </ >
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@Gąska said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Karla Who's problem?
Who's one of the problems. Whose problem it is, the band's or the people trying to talk about them, is a different question.
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@Benjamin-Hall said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
English [British, to be specific]
English is more specific than British.
Edit: of course
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@Mason_Wheeler said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
: I should make another chocolate nut butter toast.
: *takes a glass out of the cupboard, raising it high* To chocolate nut butter!I guess I'll have to be the one to say "I don't get it".
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@Zecc I understood it as making a toast with chocolate, nuts and butter, while is making a toast to some weird kind of butter made from chocolate and nuts.
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@Gąska That incredibly obvious in retrospect. Hard to understand why I missed it.
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@Benjamin-Hall said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Karla said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@da-Doctah said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Q: Who recorded "I Can See For Miles"?
A: Yes.
Q: Who recorded "I've Seen All Good People"?
A: Yes.This is why English is so hard to learn.
That's less an English problem than a stupid band name problem.
No, that's an English problem. Both of those were founded in London, after all.
And Guess Who's a Canadian band!
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@da-Doctah said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Benjamin-Hall said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Karla said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@da-Doctah said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Q: Who recorded "I Can See For Miles"?
A: Yes.
Q: Who recorded "I've Seen All Good People"?
A: Yes.This is why English is so hard to learn.
That's less an English problem than a stupid band name problem.
No, that's an English problem. Both of those were founded in London, after all.
And Guess Who's a Canadian band!
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@Mason_Wheeler said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@da-Doctah said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
And Guess Who's a Canadian band!
Fun fact: apart from a single week in 1964, "American Woman" was the first #1 song by a Canadian artist in just a titch over ten years, after "Theme from 'A Summer Place'" by Percy Faith and His Orchestra.
The lone Canadian to keep it from being a full consecutive decade of no Canucks on top of the charts? Lorne Green.
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This blog post about the Heinz history center:
Never a Dill Moment at the History Center
Do you relish the idea of seeing many pickle artifacts in one place? Look no further than the Heinz History Center, home to 160-year-old pickles and the best place to get your very own Heinz pickle pin. Quit gherkin around and enjoy these pickle-related artifacts from our collection.
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@Gąska said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
chocolate, nuts and butter,
@Gąska said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
weird kind of butter made from chocolate and nuts.
I've never actually had it, but I'm pretty sure they mean
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@error hm. Didn't think of that. (And it tastes great, BTW.)
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@Gąska said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
And it tastes great, BTW.
Yes, it does. And it's gluten-free, which means I can eat it. If it weren't 01:00 and way past bedtime, I'd be eating some right now instead of typing this reply.
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@error said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Gąska said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
chocolate, nuts and butter,
@Gąska said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
weird kind of butter made from chocolate and nuts.
I've never actually had it, but I'm pretty sure they mean
Nutella consists mostly of vegetable oils (palm oil and some hardened other ones) and hazelnut paste, but in Mason's case it might have been some kind of peanut butter with chocolate.
Anyway, this is no longer punny so here's one from punstoppable.com :
My girlfriend usually has peanut butter toast for breakfast, but this morning we were out of bread, and she’s been grouchy all day.
I never knew she was lack-toast intolerant.
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I've pranked my friend by switching all the labels on his spice rack.
He hasn't realized it yet, but the thyme is cumin.