The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread
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@coderpatsy said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Well, it's certainly not Rene Magritte....
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And another from my uncle, this one more Christmas related:
Good King Wenceslas orders his pizza deep pan, crisp, and even.
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@Benjamin-Hall I see only the meaning of the second girl clearly. Who is Loraine - she looks very French to me, so I might be stuck with a French prononciation.
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Another from my uncle:
A Young Vulture is sick of eating dead things and wants to be a vegetarian...
So he asks his parents whether they can start incorporating some vegetables into their meals.
His father is ashamed of him and says 'No'.
So the young vulture asks if he could bring a carrot to dinner and his mother and father tell him that he is a disgrace to the family and to put these silly notions out of his head.
The son doesn't give up though, every meal he begs his parents: "What about a cucumber?" "How about a little lima bean?"
Eventually the parents get sick of it and relent a little bit. His father tells him: "Fine! You can have a couple of peas with you dinner. BUT you have to eat all your roadkill first."
The young vulture pleads "But daaaaddd"
The father says: "NO! - Carrion my wayward son, there'll be peas when you are done."
Then he plays a sick keyboard solo.
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@El_Heffe said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
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What is..... Oh. Nevermind.... 😇
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@boomzilla said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Now update it to the "always has been" meme.
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I believe there's a Cypriot secret society solely invested in preventing people from using melted Colby cheese in their tortilla chips, and instead using their own grilled white cheese.
Read all about it in my new book
about the halloumi nachos.
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Praying mantises don’t all have the same religion...they’re in sects.
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@El_Heffe said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
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What happened to the 2 lower power lines?
Is that the reason that the lights are weaker now?
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@BernieTheBernie said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@El_Heffe said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
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What happened to the 2 lower power lines?
Dyed from exposure.
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What do you call it when a wizard wields a frying pan as his weapon of choice?
Cast iron.
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@Mason_Wheeler said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
What do you call it when a wizard wields a frying pan as his weapon of choice?
Cast iron.Saucery!
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@Mason_Wheeler said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
when a wizard wields a frying pan
I've only ever heard of a witch wielding a frying pan, never of a wizard.
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@Bulb said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Mason_Wheeler said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
when a wizard wields a frying pan
I've only ever heard of a witch wielding a frying pan, never of a wizard.
A wizard cooks precisely what he means to!
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@Bulb said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
I've only ever heard of a witch wielding a frying pan, never of a wizard.
Don't you get saucy with me when you clearly don't know the first thing about sauce!
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@Applied-Mediocrity That doesn't exactly look like "wielding" to me
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@hungrier I tried to "wield" it on the assassin right over, but the damn bugger one-shot me
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@Applied-Mediocrity Would you say of your character, that the assassin wrecked 'im?
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@hungrier I wanted to cook the fishy bastard, but it didn't pan out
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@izzion said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Bulb said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Mason_Wheeler said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
when a wizard wields a frying pan
I've only ever heard of a witch wielding a frying pan, never of a wizard.
A wizard cooks precisely what he means to!
...unless he's at Hogwarts!
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Another from my uncle:
I built an entirely wooden motorcycle... Frame, wheels, engine, everything. Tried to start it...
Wooden start! Just wood knot start!
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@hungrier said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Applied-Mediocrity Would you say of your character, that the assassin wrecked 'im?
Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!
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@error I was starting to think that my extremely on-topic post would go unnoticed
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What do you call a loaf of bread that gets good grades in school?
An honor roll.
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@boomzilla said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
.oO(I'd like to camembert face)
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@El_Heffe reminds me of that scene in How I Met Your Mother yesterday...
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