The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread
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A supercomputer programmer was arrested for petaphilia.
Because teraphilia just wasn’t enough.
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@JBert said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
I have an uncle who posts basically nothing but puns to Facebook. They're all awful (this is one of his). It's glorious.
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@Benjamin-Hall said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
It's glorious.
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@boomzilla Sounds like the latin "purgatorium". Hope you're (ritually) clean afterwards when you get your coffee.
Oh, by the way, there was some (Gary Larson?) comic telling us about hell:
"They thought of everything: even the coffee is cold."
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Fine. I'll do it.
I'd eat that.
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@Zecc said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Fine. I'll do it.
I'd eat that.
Nomming tacos like they're going soggy...
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Just reading thru the collection of very old Dilberts (starting from 16 April 1989). Dogbert was more abusive then, Dilbert's date issues were more prominent, and the comic strips were punnier.
https://www.dilbert.com/1989-7-31
( does it show the url instead of an image with a link, as it used to do?)
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@da-Doctah said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
I think this one needs three (French, English and Mandarin), or at least Chinese and familiarity with a certain Belgian surrealist:
WAG as I have no clue about the Chinese: Ceci n'ést pas un Mand[oa]lin?
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@LaoC Two posts down.
@da-Doctah said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@cheong said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@da-Doctah said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
I think this one needs three (French, English and Mandarin), or at least Chinese and familiarity with a certain Belgian surrealist:
Talking about 「琵琶」, it reminds me about a poem someone wrote to make fun of himself when he miswritten 「琵琶」as 「枇杷」(word with the same pronunciation, however is a fruit instead of musical instrument)
For the benefit of the Chinese-impaired: I chose the lute-like instrument because its name is pronounced "pipa", as close as I could come to Magritte's Walloonish "pipe", so the sentence essentially says "this is not a pipa". When I showed the image to a vendor at a Chinese street fair, she did find it funny, which I take to mean that my translation could be understood.
(And we should end this here, lest the thread degenerate into an ambush from ten directions.)
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@Zecc said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@LaoC Two posts down.
Some call it premature observation, others "the world's slowest "
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BREAKING NEWS: A player for the New Jersey Devils was arrested for attempted theft at an Atlanta fish market. According to the police report, the Devil went down to Georgia. He was looking for a sole to steal.
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A man goes to a doctor and says, “Doc, you gotta check my leg. Something’s wrong. Just put your ear up to my thigh, you’ll hear it!”
The doctor cautiously placed his ear to the man’s thigh only to hear, “Gimme 20 bucks, I really need 20 bucks.”
“I’ve never seen or heard anything like this before, how long has this been going on.” The doctor asked.
“That’s nothing Doc. put your ear to my knee.”
The doctor put his ear to the man’s knee and heard it say “Man, I really need 10 bucks, just lend me 10 bucks!!”
“Sir, I really don’t know what to tell you. I’ve never seen anything like this.” The doctor was dumbfounded.
“Wait Doc, that’s not it. There’s more, just put your ear up to my ankle,” the man urged him.
The doctor did as the man said and was blown away to hear his ankle plead, “Please, I just need 5 bucks. Lend me 5 bucks please if you can.”
I have no idea what to tell you,” the doctor said. “There’s nothing about it in my books,” he said as he frantically searched all his medical reference books.
“I can make a well-educated guess though. Based on the life and all my previous experience I’d say your leg appears to be broke in three places.”
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@Mason_Wheeler Is that the feegles making fun of the doctor?
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@boomzilla said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
That looks like a crossover of american fast food and french haute cuisine.
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@BernieTheBernie yeah, probably from Louisiana.
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A multilingual programmers' joke / extremely bad pun!
A bit of context: in French, "bite" (pronounced like "bit" in English) means "dick." I mean, almost all words in French can mean either dick or pussy, but that one is one of the most common -- in fact that's probably how I would translate "dick."
I was talking about how a field from some old awful binary format actually contains two values, and therefore I had to use a "bit mask" to get to the right one. To which someone said:
A 'bit mask' is just a programmer's way to say 'underwear'.
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Courtesy of my uncle on facebook
Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii, or just a low ha?
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A good name for a band would be "Penny Nichols and The Dimes".