The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread
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@Zecc said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
cumin
Reminds me that I saw a film about that recently, I think I'd found it on Punhub.
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@Zecc said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
I've pranked my friend by switching all the labels on his spice rack.
He hasn't realized it yet, but the thyme is cumin.
Cumin is related to caraway, so you'll often find cumin through the rye.
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@ixvedeusi said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Zecc said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
cumin
Reminds me that I saw a film about that recently, I think I'd found it on Punhub.
That's why semen is white and urine is yellow. So you can tell if you are coming or going.
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Q: Why was Arthur able to remove the sword from the stone when no one else was?
A: The rest didn't have the proper arthurization.
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I wondered why there was music coming from my printer.
Turns out the paper was jamming!
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@obeselymorbid This reminds me of a thing I did a while back.
I just realized the hand on the left is a left hand. That's not right.
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It's polite to knock on your fridge before you open it, just in case there's a salad dressing.
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@Zecc said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@obeselymorbid This reminds me of a thing I did a while back.
I just realized the hand on the left is a left hand. That's not right.
Visual puns are the worst.
Were you going for "token speech"?
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@JBert nah, just a off-by-one from Taken.
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@JBert said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Visual puns are the worst.
Were you going for "token speech"?
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@da-Doctah said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@JBert said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Visual puns are the worst.
Were you going for "token speech"?
Some actor from an old movie - boiler room (?) - vintage cars - bikini girl
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@Mason_Wheeler said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@da-Doctah said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@JBert said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Visual puns are the worst.
Were you going for "token speech"?
Some actor from an old movie - boiler room (?) - vintage cars - bikini girl
Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young.
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@boomzilla said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young.
I recognized Bing Crosby, but the rest .
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@Mason_Wheeler said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@da-Doctah said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@JBert said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Visual puns are the worst.
Were you going for "token speech"?
Some actor from an old movie - boiler room (?) - vintage cars - bikini girl
Bing, Booze, Cars and Broads
One of my favorite bands from the 70s.
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@HardwareGeek said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@boomzilla said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young.
I recognized Bing Crosby, but the rest .
For the culturally limited:
Crosby - Bing from "Going My Way", where he played a singing priest.
Stills - distillery tanks from a large liquor company.
Nash - a Nash automobile from around 1953.
Young - Sue Lyon as the title character in the first (1962) film version of "Lolita".
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@da-Doctah Now explain the pun. I'm still not getting it. Actually, never mind. I DDG it.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crosby,_Stills,Nash%26_Young
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@Zecc said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@da-Doctah Now explain the pun. I'm still not getting it. Actually, never mind. I DDG it.
FTLFY
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(From Three Panel Soul)
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@boomzilla I'm with Riker on that one.
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@Benjamin-Hall An hour and ten minutes too late
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Q: What do you call a pod of killer whales all playing music together?
A: An orca-stra.
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