The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread
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@Benjamin-Hall What about the cocks?
Asking for a friend.
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@BernieTheBernie already covered by Grindr
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My brother went to a psychiatrist because he was depressed due to all four of his boys wanting to be valets when they grow up.
The psychiatrist told him that it was the strangest case of parking sons disease he’d ever come across.
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@boomzilla said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
valets
A fine and honorable profession, although sadly in abeyance in modern times.
parking
Ah. I see.
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@Mason_Wheeler And remember that month is still almost 3 weeks away.
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You've heard about alphabet soup. Get ready for Times New Ramen!
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@boomzilla But of course it exists!
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@boomzilla And do not forget the password encoded alphabet soup!
(****** only)
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@BernieTheBernie said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@boomzilla And do not forget the password encoded alphabet soup!
(****** only)Secchuretti-O's.
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@boomzilla But of course it exists!
I bless this font as a natural and long-awaited extension into this world of His Noodly Appendage.
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@boomzilla said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
You've heard about alphabet soup. Get ready for Times New Ramen!
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@Gribnit said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Applied-Mediocrity said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@boomzilla But of course it exists!
I bless this font as a natural and long-awaited extension into this world of His Noodly Appendage.
His Holiness The Spaghetti Monster revealed that His Holy Book must only be written with the Times New Ramen font.
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@BernieTheBernie said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Gribnit said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Applied-Mediocrity said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@boomzilla But of course it exists!
I bless this font as a natural and long-awaited extension into this world of His Noodly Appendage.
His Holiness The Spaghetti Monster revealed that His Holy Book must only be written with the Times New Ramen font.
Yeah he's a sucker for licensing deals.
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@boomzilla said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
If you're lycatrophic, you're into anorexics.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/744434882612035606/1032150251022331944/IMG_6298.png
That burning feeling the next day is just the assimmolation.
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@Mason_Wheeler said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
HG Wells' given names were "Herbert George". But his quasi-namesake Orson Welles, in naming the theatre company that produced the radio version of "War of the Worlds" in 1938 that cause such a panic, paid tribute to his predecessor in a different way.
He named the company the Mercury Theatre. And the chemical symbol for mercury is, of course, Hg.
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@Gern_Blaanston that hug
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FYI @HardwareGeek
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This weapon might be unbeatable:
Just don't let Shad Brooks from Shadiversity see these.
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@JBert … that requires quite a lot of context.
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@Bulb Only if you care about Shad Brooks. Without the text, it's still the most powerful weapon in the world, a set of nun Chucks
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@Bulb said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@JBert … that requires quite a lot of context.
Fine, I edited my post to restructure it a bit.
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@Bulb said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@JBert … that requires quite a lot of context.
It wouldn't be a bad pun if it was actually funny
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@JBert Is that for Shir Shean Connery, looking for shingles, in his posht Jamesh Bond career?
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@JBert said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@izzion Everybody's a critic.
Just spotted this one:
From reddit
That's not!
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@JBert Reminded me of the billboard pun in our area a year or 2 ago:
"Your wife's hot! Better get that aircon fixed."
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@boomzilla said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
technically, this means that this bag is of the type sold in Binlin, vs a bag that lines bins.
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@boomzilla Do only Americans get that?
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@jinpa Brit here getting the joke, but I'm actually mildly surprised because I didn't realise Americans used the word 'bin', I thought 'garbage can' was more common.
As for the JFK "Ich Bin Ein Berliner" reference, I remember that from school.
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@Arantor garbage can is more common, but bin is common enough, especially with the rise of recycling bins. Though before then, I seldom heard the word bin, with the notable exception of the phrase, "loony bin".
I would also note that New England has (or had) a fair amount in common with British English. For example, trash was still called rubbish in elementary school. So you could say either "trash can" or "rubbish bin".
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@jinpa said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@boomzilla Do only Americans get that?
No.
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@jinpa In my house (US) we generally use both, but I more often use bin to refer to the big things we keep beside the garage and collect all the refuse and recyclables in and wheel to the curb every week for pickup. Cans are the smaller more convenient receptacles that are mostly kept inside.
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I like thinking this joke went around the internet and back after I invented it back in 2018.
@Zecc said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@lolwhat Cows on a hemp field? The steaks have never been so high.
It has probably been independently invented many times over by people before and after that, but I'm keeping that headcannon.
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@Zecc said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
I invented it