Top places women have fantasies about having sex
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@Polygeekery said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
@asdf said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
I like darker women (and men)
Well nifty, the number of non-hetero people around the forums is surprisingly high.
I've been part of a site that had a surprisingly high amount of transgender female members (outnumbering the cisgender ones, in fact) - and the not-trans female members were all lesbians. At least as far as I remember, I didn't know everyone there, nor was I a moderator or anything like that. The vast majority of male members was straight, though.
No idea why that correlated so much with "being a fan of a series of old overrated video games".
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@Mikael_Svahnberg said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
@Mikael_Svahnberg ... and to continue on a more positive note, I refer you to le petit mort
<> It's "la petite mort" </>
Which reminds me of an untranslatable French joke (but I'm still going to try) : somewhere at the start of the 20th century (can't be bothered to look up more precisely), one French president died while in the arms of his lover. For the purpose of the joke, you need to know that, in slightly old-fashioned French, "connaissance" can be either translated either as "consciousness" or as "friend".
So a doctor was immediately rushed to his side, and the joke goes that while arriving he asked "does the president still has his connaissance?", to which the usher answered "no, she already left by the back door".
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@aliceif said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
No idea why that correlated so much with "being a fan of a series of old overrated video games".
I'm pretty sure it has something to do with the fact that being a huge nerd is still seen as an unattractive trait in heterosexual females by the majority of people and portrayed as such in the media. Video games in general are not equated with being a nerd anymore, but what you're describing sure is.
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@remi
The real question is, did she come by the back door before she left?
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@remi said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
<> It's "la petite mort" </>
Due to a snow blizzard we're working from home today. I wasn't going to google for the correct spelling while my wife is sitting right next to me in the sofa.
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@Mikael_Svahnberg said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
I wasn't going to google for the correct spelling while my wife is sitting right next to me in the sofa.
You should probably either leave your wife or the forums, then.
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@Mikael_Svahnberg said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
my wife is sitting right next to me in the sofa
Is it the norm where you're from to be in the sofa rather than on it? :P
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@Jaloopa said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
@Polygeekery said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
Well nifty, the number of non-hetero people around the forums is surprisingly high
Your posts are so much more enjoyable now I'm reading you in Morgan Freeman's voice
I seem a lot less angry now, eh?
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@Luhmann said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
@Polygeekery said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
the number of non-hetero people around the forums is surprisingly high.
are you feeling the pressure to comply with the group's standards?
Nah. I will just be careful of my stance in the restroom.
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@Mikael_Svahnberg said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
I wasn't going to google for the correct spelling while my wife is sitting right next to me in the sofa.
Why ruin a perfect opportunity for her to make a snarky comment? That's just cruel!
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@RaceProUK said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
Is it the norm where you're from to be in the sofa rather than on it?
Well duh. You don't hide a body on the sofa.
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@Boner said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
@lucas1 said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
Women come like buses for me ...
Alllll daaaay loooong
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@dse said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
@Karla I read the title as Topless women have fantasies about having sex.
@Karla said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
@dse I can see that.
Put a shirt on and focus on work, then.
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@RaceProUK said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
Is it the norm where you're from to be in the sofa rather than on it?
When you have a very soft sofa, you sit on it but end up in it.
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Time to visit Ikea then
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@asdf said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
I'm pretty sure it has something to do with the fact that being a huge nerd is still seen as an unattractive trait in heterosexual females by the majority of people and portrayed as such in the media
Unattractive to whom? I'm sure I'm not the only guy who likes nerdy women.
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@antiquarian said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
@asdf said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
I'm pretty sure it has something to do with the fact that being a huge nerd is still seen as an unattractive trait in heterosexual females by the majority of people and portrayed as such in the media
Unattractive to whom? I'm sure I'm not the only guy who likes nerdy women.
Just go through a bunch of Twitch streams...
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@TimeBandit said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
@RaceProUK said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
Is it the norm where you're from to be in the sofa rather than on it?
When you have a very soft sofa, you sit on it but end up in it.
That is not "very soft". That is "broken beyond repair".
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@Luhmann said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
Time to visit Ikea then
I want to buy a sofa, not pieces to build one myself.
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@Maciejasjmj said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
@dse said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
@Karla I read the title as Topless women have fantasies about having sex.
@Karla said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
@dse I can see that.
Put a shirt on and focus on work, then.
What if I like to work topless?
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@Karla said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
What if I like to work topless?
If that's the case, if you ever look for work, let me know
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@Karla said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
@Maciejasjmj said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
@dse said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
@Karla I read the title as Topless women have fantasies about having sex.
@Karla said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
@dse I can see that.
Put a shirt on and focus on work, then.
What if I like to work topless?
Then I'll be glad to forward your resume to my boss.
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@antiquarian said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
@asdf said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
I'm pretty sure it has something to do with the fact that being a huge nerd is still seen as an unattractive trait in heterosexual females by the majority of people and portrayed as such in the media
Unattractive to whom? I'm sure I'm not the only guy who likes nerdy women.
http://lesswrong.com/lw/h4e/differential_reproduction_for_men_and_women/
Most women will be someone's type.
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@Karla The basic gist I got from that is women like rich men.
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@TimeBandit @Maciejasjmj said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
@Karla said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
@Maciejasjmj said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
@dse said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
@Karla I read the title as Topless women have fantasies about having sex.
@Karla said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
@dse I can see that.
Put a shirt on and focus on work, then.
What if I like to work topless?
Then I'll be glad to forward your resume to my boss.
What positions to do guys have open?
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@Karla said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
What positions to do guys have open?
Sitting right in front of me all day
But that will probably reduce my productivity a bit.
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@RaceProUK said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
@Mikael_Svahnberg said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
my wife is sitting right next to me in the sofa
Is it the norm where you're from to be in the sofa rather than on it? :P
Do you sit on an armchair?
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@TimeBandit said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
@Karla said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
What positions to do guys have open?
Sitting right in front of me all day
But that will probably reduce my productivity a bit.
LOL...I'm probably not very good at it.
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@Karla said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
@TimeBandit @Maciejasjmj said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
@Karla said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
@Maciejasjmj said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
@dse said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
@Karla I read the title as Topless women have fantasies about having sex.
@Karla said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
@dse I can see that.
Put a shirt on and focus on work, then.
What if I like to work topless?
Then I'll be glad to forward your resume to my boss.
What positions to do guys have open?
If you want to do guys, I'm afraid it's illegal to pay you for it.
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@Maciejasjmj said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
@Karla said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
@TimeBandit @Maciejasjmj said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
@Karla said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
@Maciejasjmj said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
@dse said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
@Karla I read the title as Topless women have fantasies about having sex.
@Karla said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
@dse I can see that.
Put a shirt on and focus on work, then.
What if I like to work topless?
Then I'll be glad to forward your resume to my boss.
What positions to do guys have open?
If you want to do guys, I'm afraid it's illegal to pay you for it.
Hey...I thought you were going to forward my resume...this sounds like a different job.
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@Mikael_Svahnberg said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
@RaceProUK said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
@Mikael_Svahnberg said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
my wife is sitting right next to me in the sofa
Is it the norm where you're from to be in the sofa rather than on it? :P
Do you sit on an armchair?
It supplies a force opposite the force of gravity, and no part of my butt coexists in the same physical space with part of the chair. The boundary between myself and the chair is distinct, even if we both deform a bit. So yeah, I would say I sit on it.
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@Luhmann said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
Trump, the prefered
conservativeliberal anti-conceptive since 2016
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@Polygeekery said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
@loopback0 said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
@Lorne-Kates said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
Top places women have fantasies about having sex
In their vagina?
The back of a Volkswagen
Goddamn it. I was 'd
'd, too.
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@Mikael_Svahnberg said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
@RaceProUK said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
@Mikael_Svahnberg said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
my wife is sitting right next to me in the sofa
Is it the norm where you're from to be in the sofa rather than on it? :P
Do you sit on an armchair?
Why do you get in a car, but get on a plane?
Why isn't nearfetched the opposite of farfetched?
Why isn't inflammable the opposite of flammable?
Why isn't wise guy the same as wise man?
Why isn't smart ass the opposite of dumb ass?
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On a deer?
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@boomzilla said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
On a deer?
I'll pass on that one too.
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@El_Heffe said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
"It's not cheating if it's in the butt"
Not even cheating on the Lord, apparently. (Do I really need to add NSFW this time? Seriously, with that video title?)
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@ScholRLEA said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
Do I really need to add NSFW this time?
In this thread?!
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@ScholRLEA LOL that is fucking hilarious.
When I was in college in the first half of the 90s I knew girls who would give blow jobs to remain a "virgin".
I thought it was pretty silly.
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@LaoC That's pretty fucking funny too.
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@Karla said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
Apparently stairs are popular. Not my first choice.
It does seem odd. But it fits in with Freud's interpretation of dreams.
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@El_Heffe said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
@Mikael_Svahnberg said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
@RaceProUK said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
@Mikael_Svahnberg said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
my wife is sitting right next to me in the sofa
Is it the norm where you're from to be in the sofa rather than on it? :P
Do you sit on an armchair?
Why do you get in a car, but get on a plane?
Why isn't nearfetched the opposite of farfetched?
Why isn't inflammable the opposite of flammable?
Why isn't wise guy the same as wise man?
Why isn't smart ass the opposite of dumb ass?
Sounds like Wittgenstein.
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@LaoC If you're going to mention The Wet Spots, well, better late than never for this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRfvSOuwM_4Filed Under: Yeah, we can just assume that (SFW == false) for this whole thread
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@chozang said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
Sounds like Wittgenstein.
Does.
SFW, kinda:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57PWqFowq-4
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@ScholRLEA said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
@LaoC If you're going to mention The Wet Spots, well, better late than never for this one:
:D Thanks, didn't know this one either! Garfunkel&Oates already made my day, thanks for that!
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@El_Heffe said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
Why do you get in a car, but get on a plane?
Why isn't nearfetched the opposite of farfetched?
Why isn't inflammable the opposite of flammable?
Why isn't wise guy the same as wise man?
Why isn't smart ass the opposite of dumb ass?
Why do you park in the driveway and drive on the parkway?
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@Karla said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
When I was in college in the first half of the 90s I knew girls who would give blow jobs to remain a "virgin".
The whole concept of virginity is pretty stupid.
If you're trying to only have one sexual partner in your whole life, that's fine. But I hope that in a few decades, people will finally stop pretending it's a big deal or makes any difference whether you have previous experience or not. That only makes adolescents miserable…
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@asdf said in Top places women have fantasies about having sex:
makes any difference whether you have previous experience or not
It does make a difference: practice should make you better.