The Off By One Thread
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- The Official Statues Thread
- The Official Runny Stuff Thread
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Congratulations. You've just repeated ideas from within the first 10 posts in this thread.
@El_Heffe said in The Off By One Thread's 4th post:
The Official Runny Stuff Thread
@Karla said in The Off By One Thread's 9th post:
The official statue thread.
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@ScholRLEA said in The Off By One Thread:
Off By Ono Thread (for conspiracy theorists discussing the murder of John Lennon)
Did she kill the original McCartney too?
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@Zecc I would have searched first, but ... y'know.
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Duck work
Fuck word
Fuck dork
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@Luhmann said in The Off By One Thread:
@HardwareGeek said in The Off By One Thread:
Apple fries a bug.
Didn't you get the memo? Fried bugs are the new superfood.
Can't be; they're not Vegan.
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@HardwareGeek Nor are tomatoes (they're insectivorous), but vegans still eat those
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@RaceProUK said in The Off By One Thread:
@HardwareGeek Nor are tomatoes (they're insectivorous), but vegans still eat those
TIL.
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Fuck wok
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@HardwareGeek said in The Off By One Thread:
About that dinner invitation, um, thanks but no.
Thanks Osama!
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The bad tokes topic 🐴🍹👨
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The Box Idea Thread
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@hungrier You are supposed to drop the brown acid, not smoke it!
On second thought, don't drop that acid, either. It's bad shit, man. Stick to Owsley's stuff, you can trust it.
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The Unofficial Official Erinacide Thread
"If you have any information leading to an arrest or conviction in the case of the murder of Irish Girl, please contact Crimestoppers."
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So much potential. Just off the top of my head:
- I'm a mop!
- I'm a god!
- I'm a mold! :icon_missing:
- I'm a cod!
- I'm a rod!
- I'm a mad! :angry_mario:
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- I'm a bitch
- I'm a lover
- I'm a child
- I'm a mother
- I'm a sinner
- I'm a saint
and so on
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@RaceProUK said in The Off By One Thread:
- I'm a bitch
- I'm a lover
- I'm a child
- I'm a mother
- I'm a sinner
- I'm a saint
and so on
- I'm a picker
- I'm a grinner
- I'm a lover
- I'm a sinner
- I'm a joker
- I'm a smoker
- I'm a midnight toker
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@Zecc Kupo!
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Based on who created the thread, this one is a given:
- Cuntinuity
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A special PMS.
I won't create an image for this one.
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Damn gal
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Oracle exec quilts over co-CEO Safra Catz's promise to assist Trump
And of course GIS doesn't disappoint:
Oh god this site:
http://www.kempoman.com/DAWNMARIEQUILTS.html
“Ten Thousand Angel” theme QUILT
Middle blocks of quilt an angel poem titled “Ten Thousand Angels” which was written by my husband....
“Remember September 11, 2001” Memorial Quilt
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OMFG...
The Lord God He is Quilt
Yes, he is quilt. He is.
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The Official Stab us Thread
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Squick Links Thread
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Off by one to be an off by one, but this has been pestering me all week:
- The failure of the bigfooters
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Can you see all 12 dogs?
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Top places no men have fantasies about having sex
Is adding a space cheating? I don't care; I'm posting it anyway...
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Top places women have fantasies about shaving
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@loopback0 much as I like the cancer patient look, I'd rather they shaved their bottom places instead...
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Top places women have fantasies about having sox
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Top places women have fantasies about having six
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@anotherusername said in The Off By One Thread:
Top places women have fantasies about having sox
I prefer Mets though.
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@HardwareGeek said in The Off By One Thread:
@Luhmann said in The Off By One Thread:
@HardwareGeek said in The Off By One Thread:
Apple fries a bug.
Didn't you get the memo? Fried bugs are the new superfood.
Can't be; they're not Vegan.
It's OK, unlike most animals, insects actually deserve death.
And if you're not convinced, consider this: there are roughly 200 million insects in the world per human. If they ever declare war, we're going to lose badly. We need to start reducing their numbers ASAP just in case.
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@Karla Oh good, at least you're not a Yankees' camp follower...
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Top places women have fantasies about having Rex
Let's just pretend this was all I was talking about.
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@izzion said in The Off By One Thread:
@Karla Oh good, at least you're not a Yankees' camp follower...
LOL, yeah some of my family are fans.
I don't hate the Yankees like many Mets fans. I did root for Boston the year when they were down 3-0 in the World Series. I think it was an amazing comeback and exciting to see.
I guess I like the underdogs.
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@Karla said in The Off By One Thread:
I don't hate the Yankees
You're wrong to not hate them; the Yankees are the embodiment of baseball evil — evil in pinstripes. There is only one good baseball team; unfortunately, they haven't been so good at actually playing the last few years, but still they're the only good team.
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@anotherusername said in The Off By One Thread:
Top places women have fantasies about having Rex
Got a thing for Shavians, I take it?
https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR1MpqbLoiltx6yiqquRg9F5kx2FykA_6ryBEqAfMtmUTdo7-GiHey, if it worked for Eliza Doolittle...
Filed Under: or did you mean Rex Reed?
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@anotherusername how did you get the cover art for my upcoming erotica series?!
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@HardwareGeek
The Montreal Expos?
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@anotherusername I actually expected that to be a picture of a T-Rex...
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Funny Shite
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500 Years Ago Today - The First Superbowl
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The Official Fanny Stuff Thread
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Parenting advice - you're gonna get shit
And then you'll have to change diapers.
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@Zecc said in The Off By One Thread:
Parenting advice - you're gonna get shit
And then you'll have to change diapers.
Wasn't that one of the form
er titles?Judges?
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@mott555 said in The Off By One Thread:
The Official Fanny Stuff Thread
@LaoC said in The Off By One Thread:
@El_Heffe said in The Off By One Thread:
The Official
RunnyFanny Stuff ThreadFTFY
@Jaloopa said in The Off By One Thread:
the Official Fanny Stuff Thread
Funny in American, funnier in English
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Because there's so much wang with iTunes