Quotes Out of Context
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Quotes Out of Context:
@CoyneTheDup said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Tsaukpaetra wrote:
Every night. But it's just not fun anymore...
You're damn right.
Kelso: [While in the circle] But I was just amusing myself, you know? And that's the key to life, right? Never stop amusing yourself.
Fez: Unless it starts to chafe.
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Somebody often said
This post is deleted!
I'll let you guess who.
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@dcon said:
SOMEONE LUBE THAT THING!!!
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@fbmac said in Quotes Out of Context:
This post has been deleted!
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@Maciejasjmj Flagged for
libelPolish!
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@Maciejasjmj said in Quotes Out of Context:
https://wiki.guildwars2.com/images/8/83/Avatar_of_Mordremoth.jpg
That's not a tail
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@ben_lubar Barney the dinosaur ain't so scary now.
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the entire GDP of Guatemala, I'm pretty sure it's only worth a few pennies
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@Polygeekery said
I suppose there's no chance of getting a hate fuck out of this?
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@CarrieVS said
Just have to find somewhere else to leave them then. I'll make it a surprise for you.
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@Lorne-Kates wrote:
yiff me like an elephant
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@lucas1 said:
Ignore me I am being an idiot.
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@TimeBandit :D
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@HardwareGeek said in Quotes Out of Context:
Somebody wrote:
I've always been so concerned about looking my balls
God dammit.
It was a typo, OK?!
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... "licking".
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@Bort said in Quotes Out of Context:
@HardwareGeek said in Quotes Out of Context:
Somebody wrote:
I've always been so concerned about looking my balls
God dammit.
It was a typo, OK?!
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... "licking".
Are you sure it wasn't "cooking"?
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Bort said in Quotes Out of Context:
@HardwareGeek said in Quotes Out of Context:
Somebody wrote:
I've always been so concerned about looking my balls
God dammit.
It was a typo, OK?!
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... "licking".
Are you sure it wasn't "cooking"?
"loosing"?
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@Bort said in Quotes Out of Context:
@HardwareGeek said in Quotes Out of Context:
Somebody wrote:
I've always been so concerned about looking my balls
God dammit.
It was a typo, OK?!
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... "licking".
Off-by-one thread is
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Quotes Out of Context:
Are you sure it wasn't "cooking"?
No, that's what I do in my toilet.
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@Yamikuronue said:
My poor left hand is all banged up and sore today. I maybe overdid it.
You knew this was coming.
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@Zecc said
You knew this was coming.
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I'd like to improve on the previous quote.
@Yamikuronue said:
all banged up and sore today. I maybe overdid it.
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@RaceProUK said
head is optional
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@RaceProUK what part of out of context don't you understand?
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@Maciejasjmj said:
The privates are fair game.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Quotes Out of Context:
@ChrisH said
we fired that customer
I don't think that is how it works...
How else would you call it if your customer says "from now on, you'll have to do X in Y time and we'll only pay you Z without any guarantees whatsoever for a constant workload" and you respond with "fuck off"?
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@ChrisH said in Quotes Out of Context:
How else would you call it if your customer says "from now on, you'll have to do X in Y time and we'll only pay you Z without any guarantees whatsoever for a constant workload" and you respond with "fuck off"?
Orgasmic?
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@ChrisH My mom got fired by a shrink one time. I wish I'd been there to see that one :D
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@Yamikuronue said in Quotes Out of Context:
@ChrisH My mom got fired by a shrink one time. I wish I'd been there to see that one :D
I'm assuming he just wasn't satisfied?
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@accalia said:
i wouldn't put the doublepussy maneuver beyond him.
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@xaade said:
I'm telling you, size is irrelevant.
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@xaade said:
Don't you manipulate humans with your fingers?
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@anotherusername said in Quotes Out of Context:
@xaade said:
I'm telling you, size is irrelevant.
I knew that would end up here.
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@pydsigner said
I knew that would end up here.
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@xaade hey, I said nothing of the sort!
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@anotherusername said
I said nothing
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@xaade said
nothing
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@flabdablet said:
Oh, and if you could just go ahead and stop calling me racist or misogynistic or transphobic every time I express a racist or misogynistic or transphobic opinion? That would be great.
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@anotherusername said in Quotes Out of Context:
@mott555 said:
Why does yours spin and mine doesn't?
<meatspin.gif>
Please, we had enough of that on the front page.
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@Luhmann said
When will you finally lube that up?
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@Yamikuronue
Why did it took you this long to get here? I was waiting for you.
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@Luhmann Me personally? Gosh gee golly!
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@Yamikuronue said in Quotes Out of Context:
Me personally?
To be fair: you are the bringer of the lube.
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@Luhmann said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Yamikuronue said in Quotes Out of Context:
Me personally?
To be fair: you are the bringer of the lube.
Now that's sexist.