Quotes Out of Context
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@ben_lubar said:
"Hey, who wants to watch my live horse sex video?"
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Wait. What did you say about Ben's mother?
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@Arantor said in Quotes Out of Context:
@ben_lubar said:
"Hey, who wants to watch my live horse sex video?"
Dwarf Fortress is starting to get weird...
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@izzion said:
you're in the way of that really good looking sub
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@HardwareGeek Have some non-contextâŚ
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@Onyx said:
I prefer the long form of Dick
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@Yamikuronue said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Onyx said:
I prefer the long form of DickINB4, yo' momma does too
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@anotherusername said in Quotes Out of Context:
penis?
flagpole?
knitting needle?
Oh hey, I just found an even better one.
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@Lorne-Kates said:
I will try not to lick anyone.
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@Weng said:
Combine those two and you have the alleged product offering that literally sank the career of my previous VP - so of course the new guy wants to swing his dick around and solve it.
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@Tsaukpaetra said:
Whoops. I'll just pull my pants up now...
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@Magus said:
Every Youtube video I watched involved a different set of parts coming out
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@accalia said:
attempting to strap Trump to a giant dildo shaped like Abraham Lincoln
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@anotherusername said in Quotes Out of Context:
@accalia said:
attempting to strap Trump to a giant dildo shaped like Abraham Lincoln
OH COME ON! YOU SNIPPED THE BEST PART!
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@Lorne-Kates said:
She even put it out in plain view, with a sign that said "Eat me. Please".
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@Jarry said:
devs like it big
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@Jaloopa said:
it's a good idea to have something rubber in your mouth
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@dkf I thought that might end up here. You should have included the one where I said mine is purple with black bubble-things alongside it though
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@Jaloopa said in Quotes Out of Context:
I thought that might end up here.
Well, it would a poor do indeed to disappoint thenâŚ
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@Jarry said:
what is
lovewrong
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@Lorne-Kates said in Accelerated objects may appear smaller:
I use two fingers.
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@dcon said in Testing breaking update for NodeBB:
You're supposed to clean that thing when you're done with it!
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Get all this context out of my thread!
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@Boner said:
it's basic stuff but i've never touched it before
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@Boner said in IRC
<Boner> it's gone down on me again
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@Dragnslcr IRC quotes? There's a thread for that.
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@aliceif said:
The smell can get annoying at times.
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@Yamikuronue said:
- A habit of creeping up on me in the shower
- Disturbing eating habits
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@Luhmann said in The Official Status Thread:
You realize it doesn't come by itself?
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@GÄ ska said:
I'm not sure how much to mock you
I say: when in doubt, assume you cover the worst case scenario.
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@Boner said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Luhmann said in The Official Status Thread:
You realize it doesn't come by itself?
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@ben_lubar said:
MilwaukeePC sent people to my house with a shovel and some wires.
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@Yamikuronue said:
Weird. Maybe it was phishing and got stripped?
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@Deadfast said:
That's why I appreciated the fist technician
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@ben_lubar said:
are we still talking about penises?
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@Tsaukpaetra said:
if anything, just cut a bigger hold
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@Rhywden said:
Do it sideways
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@sloosecannon said:
It's difficult to pay attention to something that's less than an inch wide
That's what she said!
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@Jarry said in Quotes Out of Context:
@sloosecannon said:
It's difficult to pay attention to something that's less than an inch wide
That's what she said!
Yeah, I saw that coming.
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@sloosecannon someone had to do it. i'm just doing my wtfer duty
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@sloosecannon said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Jarry said in Quotes Out of Context:
@sloosecannon said:
It's difficult to pay attention to something that's less than an inch wide
That's what she said!
Yeah, I saw that coming.
It was more than an inch wide?
Filed under: And now we've come full circle
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Quotes Out of Context:
@sloosecannon said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Jarry said in Quotes Out of Context:
@sloosecannon said:
It's difficult to pay attention to something that's less than an inch wide
That's what she said!
Yeah, I saw that coming.
It was more than an inch wide?
Filed under: And now we've come full circle
I was gonna go with "Oh, were you using a microscope?"