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@Tsaukpaetra said something we already knew:
To date I have no fuckin' clue
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@PleegWat has the stamina of a teenager:
And after almost 2 hours, I'm still unsure where my palm wants to sit...
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@Applied-Mediocrity offers words of comfort:
WTDWTF will always have a place for your eventual disappointment.
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@topspin Running away from work is allowed.
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@remi is either way more than any of us suspected, or he's really getting desperate:
coming onto 80 yo now
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@HardwareGeek it's now or never!
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@dkf has been a loyal disciple of the for a long time, but sadly, he ended up relapsing:
work tomorrow for the first time in several years.
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I just saw this on a comment board
Actually, your posts were funny, and mine was stupid.
and I think I must've stepped into an alternate reality.
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@Arantor's love life got better recently:
Makes a change, I don’t usually score
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@topspin said in Quotes Out of Context:
I just saw this on a comment board
Actually, your posts were funny, and mine was stupid.
and I think I must've stepped into an alternate reality.
Seems legit to me. There was even an xkcd on it a while back.
Maybe your reality is the alternate one, hm?
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From a female colleague at work:
I'm only thinking about penis.
Although the least surprising one to say something like that...
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@Parody said:
take the access panel off, reach into the crevice at an awkward angle, shove a tube
Please. Not now. I'm at work.
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@Zecc said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Parody said:
take the access panel off, reach into the crevice at an awkward angle, shove a tube
Please. Not now. I'm at work.
Filed under: turn your head and cough
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@Polygeekery finally admits
me being a furry
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I am starting to think @accalia is an impostor:
NSFW ... not for me
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@Atazhaia said in Quotes Out of Context:
I am starting to think @accalia is an impostor:
NSFW ... not for me
@accalia is not @perverted_vixen.
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@PleegWat But she is also not @Unperverted-Vixen
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@Luhmann said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Polygeekery finally admits
me being a furry
You really like tempting fate, don't you?
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@Polygeekery He knows he is safe: he lives in , and who would ever want to get into , even when it was for setting a house on fire only?
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@BernieTheBernie said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Polygeekery He knows he is safe: he lives in , and who would ever want to get into , even when it was for setting a house on fire only?
Don't consider it an expensive transoceanic trip. Consider it a worthwhile day spent during your vacation in the Amsterdam red light district.
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@Polygeekery said in Quotes Out of Context:
You really like tempting fate, don't you?
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@TimeBandit said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Polygeekery said in Quotes Out of Context:
You really like tempting fate, don't you?
These days, you'd be better off to just walk away from the premium over trying to cash out at that rate
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@TimeBandit said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Polygeekery said in Quotes Out of Context:
You really like tempting fate, don't you?
That sounds like insurance fraud.
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It would be, if the insurance actually paid. But I'm sure they'd find a technicality to reject the claim. They have people whose entire job is doing that.
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@HardwareGeek said in Quotes Out of Context:
@TimeBandit said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Polygeekery said in Quotes Out of Context:
You really like tempting fate, don't you?
That sounds like insurance fraud.
So does soliciting to get your house set on fire.
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@TimeBandit said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Polygeekery said in Quotes Out of Context:
You really like tempting fate, don't you?
Some insurances would pay for re-building exactly the same house at exactly the same place, without any modifications (except for those required by current building laws) only. I.e. no money if you do not rebuild, or build a different house.
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@Zerosquare said in Quotes Out of Context:
It would be, if the insurance actually paid. But I'm sure they'd find a technicality to reject the claim. They have people whose entire job is doing that.
You just need some good old-fashioned nepotism and be related to an insurance agent. Because being in bicycle accident of no fault of your own with totalled bicycle, ruined clothes, bad scrape wounds... Nah, you don't get a dime. But agent's cousin's kid got a sprained ankle and had a limp for a couple days? Oh, that's maximum payout no question!
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@Atazhaia said in Quotes Out of Context:
Because being in bicycle accident of no fault of your own with totalled bicycle, ruined clothes, bad scrape wounds... Nah, you don't get a dime.
Well, of course not. It was the other party's fault. In fact, even if your lights were broken and you crossed a priority road without pointing your finger it's still the other party's fault. So their insurance is going to have to pay instead.
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@PleegWat said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Atazhaia said in Quotes Out of Context:
Because being in bicycle accident of no fault of your own with totalled bicycle, ruined clothes, bad scrape wounds... Nah, you don't get a dime.
Well, of course not. It was the other party's fault. In fact, even if your lights were broken and you crossed a priority road without pointing your finger it's still the other party's fault. So their insurance is going to have to pay instead.
In the examples I gave the other party would be Mother Nature. But accident with injury and broken belongings: Nope. Accident where you typically don't even have to visit healthcare? Of course! So, yeah, very much nepotism in that case.
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@Tsaukpaetra is exploring new euphemisms:
a rather intense session of toggle flipping
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Someone not on TDWTF said:
That's not to say it won't be harder by the time I get to work.
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@Tsaukpaetra tells us something we didn't already know:
I decided I should fuck
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@HardwareGeek said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Tsaukpaetra tells us something we didn't already know:
I decided I should fuck around
But, did I find out?
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Quotes Out of Context:
@HardwareGeek said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Tsaukpaetra tells us something we didn't already know:
I decided I should fuck around
But, did I find out?
I’d say you tell us but I don’t think I want to know.
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@Arantor remind us of the golden rule of TDWTF:
you logically have to fail.
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@Zecc said:
eventually I just gave up and pulled out
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@Applied-Mediocrity I didn't want the white thing on my face.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Quotes Out of Context:
@dcon said
Doesn't seem very big
Just can't be satisfied. 😇
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@apapadimoulis only entertains the company of the finest geishas:
cost is no object!
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@dkf said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Gurth said:
If something works, don’t fuck around with it.
QFFT
I need to stop working.
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@topspin said in Quotes Out of Context:
@dkf said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Gurth said:
If something works, don’t fuck around with it.
QFFT
I need to stop working.I walk a fine balance, I'd like to believe.
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@boomzilla explores his body:
my dick works and now I'm trying to keep from wondering how one might self discover such a thing.
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@Zerosquare said in Quotes Out of Context:
@boomzilla explores his body:
my dick works and now I'm trying to keep from wondering how one might self discover such a thing.