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Meanwhile, Mr. and Mrs. @Polygeekery tried something new:
it was pretty great. The wife wants it added to the rotation.
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@Zerosquare said :
the baguette is still in active development.
The effect of Viagra take a while to kick in
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@NeighborhoodButcher is too pure to be on this site:
I genuinely wanted people to learn something.
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@apapadimoulis is on the path for some really weird computer problems:
@Tsaukpaetra
This is fantastic. I will try to learn from your blissful ignorance!
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@obeselymorbid really loves a certain type of bird:
it would be difficult not to think about tits
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@Atazhaia said in Quotes Out of Context:
@obeselymorbid really loves a certain type of bird:
it would be difficult not to think about tits
According to Google, "tit" and "tits" are two very different things. One is definitely not the plural of the other.
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@Vault_Dweller said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Atazhaia said in Quotes Out of Context:
@obeselymorbid really loves a certain type of bird:
it would be difficult not to think about tits
According to Google, "tit" and "tits" are two very different things. One is definitely not the plural of the other.
You're after some great tits, yes?
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@HardwareGeek's hormone therapy seems to be going well:
Status: I have milk! And eggs
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@Vault_Dweller said:
"tits" are two very different things
https://www.healthline.com/health/breast-asymmetry said:
Breast asymmetry occurs when one breast has a different size, volume, position, or form from the other.
Breast asymmetry is very common and affects more than half of all women. There are a number of reasons why a woman’s breasts can change in size or volume, including trauma, puberty, and hormonal changes.
Your breast tissue can change when you’re ovulating, and can often feel more full and sensitive. It’s common for the breasts to look bigger because they actually grow from water retention and blood flow. However, during your menstrual cycle, they’ll return to normal size.
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@error said in Quotes Out of Context:
Breast asymmetry is very common and affects more than half of all women.
It affects more than half on one side, less than half on the other.
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@Tsaukpaetra may be figuring out his romantic difficulties.
I'm a dumbass who got dates wrong
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@Dragoon said :
I pretty much draw the line at still wiggling.
If it's still moving, I guess it's not necrophilia
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@error is using metaphors today:
I'm in!
Let's see if I can do the needful.
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@da-Doctah's controversial experiments are beginning to pay off:
Pineapple is beginning to seem less stupid with each passing minute.
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@Carnage doesn't sugarcoat what happens when you grow older:
the more barren your field of fucks will get.
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@Zerosquare said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Carnage doesn't sugarcoat what happens when you grow older:
the more barren your field of fucks will get.
Well, one nice thing with growing old is that your libido slows down. As a teen and tween I longed for that.
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@Carnage said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Zerosquare said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Carnage doesn't sugarcoat what happens when you grow older:
the more barren your field of fucks will get.
Well, one nice thing with growing old is that your libido slows down. As a teen and tween I longed for that.
I haven't gotten old enough for it to speed up.
Can I get a refund?
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I'm not sure you can get a refund for something that works fine, just because you're not using it.
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@Zerosquare said in Quotes Out of Context:
I'm not sure you can get a refund for something that works fine, just because you're not using it.
Seems kosher to me. 😇
If you are not 100% satisfied with your purchase, you can return the product and get a full refund or exchange the product for another one, be it similar or not.
Any product you return must be in the same condition you received it and in the original packaging. Please keep the receipt.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Zerosquare said in Quotes Out of Context:
I'm not sure you can get a refund for something that works fine, just because you're not using it.
Seems kosher to me. 😇
If you are not 100% satisfied with your purchase, you can return the product and get a full refund or exchange the product for another one, be it similar or not.
Any product you return must be in the same condition you received it and in the original packaging. Please keep the receipt.
Emphasis added on what term you won't meet
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@izzion said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Tsaukpaetra said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Zerosquare said in Quotes Out of Context:
I'm not sure you can get a refund for something that works fine, just because you're not using it.
Seems kosher to me. 😇
If you are not 100% satisfied with your purchase, you can return the product and get a full refund or exchange the product for another one, be it similar or not.
Any product you return must be in the same condition you received it and in the original packaging. Please keep the receipt.
Emphasis added on what term you won't meet
I'll have you know it's rather easy to recreate original packaging when it's a nondescript Brown box with peanuts inside.
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@Karla warns us about the side-effects of not going to the office:
I got pregnant the first week I worked from home.
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@Zerosquare said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Karla warns us about the side-effects of not going to the office:
I got pregnant the first week I worked from home.
I'm not sure the context changes anything.
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@Zerosquare said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Karla warns us about the side-effects of not going to the office:
I got pregnant the first week I worked from home.
I need to work from home more often!
Not sure how well I'd handle pregnancy though, TBH.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Zerosquare said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Karla warns us about the side-effects of not going to the office:
I got pregnant the first week I worked from home.
I need to work from home more often!
Not sure how well I'd handle pregnancy though, TBH.
(I'm kidding, I actually chuckled)
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@Zerosquare said in Quotes Out of Context:
@remi's biologicial clock runs slow:
Tried again to hibernate
I mean, it's almost Spring.
I think I prefer Spring to Hibernate. I can largely understand what Spring does…
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@Zerosquare might be even more hardcore than I am:
a 5-minute job with a soldering iron.
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@error looking at the other QooC thread, I can understand.
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@Gąska said in Quotes Out of Context:
@error looking at the other QooC thread, I can understand.
My girlfriend likes to doodle on my skin with a medical cautery pen.
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@Tsaukpaetra’s account has been hacked:
I'm not prepared to fuck
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@error said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Gąska said in Quotes Out of Context:
@error looking at the other QooC thread, I can understand.
My girlfriend likes to doodle on my skin with a medical cautery pen.
NOOOOOOOOOPE thread is
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@izzion said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Tsaukpaetra’s account has been hacked:
I'm not prepared to fuck
The firmware’s willing but the chips are weak.
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@Ante-Dujić has no idea what he just got himself into:
I’m looking online for solutions. So found this forum.
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@Polygeekery's job is not done yet:
let's say the world isn't a total dumpster fire
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@Gąska wants mature women (but not too mature):
the girls can be anything between 30 and 45
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@error‘s escapades are making him increasingly desensitized:
jack directly into the brainstem
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@Tsaukpaetra must be testing some new lubricant :
so it would slide better/faster/stronger.
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@TimeBandit said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Tsaukpaetra must be testing some new lubricant :
so it would slide better/faster/stronger.
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@TimeBandit said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Tsaukpaetra must be testing some new lubricant :
so it would slide better/faster/stronger.
He probably means this:
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I guess @error has given up on reincarnation:
I got sick of dying
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@Zerosquare I do like me the salmon.
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@PotatoEngineer has a sixth sense:
it was still rather alarming to see the ghost values
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@boomzilla said :
I don't pay attention to anything
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@HardwareGeek is willing to experiment:
It was a surprisingly not unpleasant experience.
On the other hand, @dcon isn't interested in all this kinky stuff:
I was able to keep things more-or-less straight
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@Zerosquare said in Quotes Out of Context:
@HardwareGeek is willing to experiment:
It was a surprisingly not unpleasant experience.
On the other hand, @dcon isn't interested in all this kinky stuff:
I was able to keep things more-or-less straight
It's amazing how two people's descriptions of the same thing can be so different.
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@Zerosquare said in Quotes Out of Context:
On the other hand, @dcon isn't interested in all this kinky stuff:
I was able to keep things more-or-less straight
I'd say kinkiness is completely orthogonal to sexual orientation.
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@error said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Zerosquare said in Quotes Out of Context:
On the other hand, @dcon isn't interested in all this kinky stuff:
I was able to keep things more-or-less straight
I'd say kinkiness is completely orthogonal to sexual orientation.
Yeah except that the kinky people overload
straight
to mean!kinky
. probably some sort of overloading kink.