Quotes Out of Context
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@ScholRLEA ur link r broken
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@Tsaukpaetra Erk. Thanks, it should be fixed now...
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@ScholRLEA Eh, virtue of the domain name being so slack, but it does work. :D
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@El_Heffe said in Quotes Out of Context:
I constantly read the title of this thread as "Quotes Out of Control"
I spent way too long making that.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Threadâ˘:
I understand that Google prioritizes ponies due to historical searches
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The sound of a tit carries quite far
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@lolwhat good thing I didn't write as I originally intended: "I encourage you to study the tit and its sound".
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@Mikael_Svahnberg said in Quotes Out of Context:
@lolwhat good thing I didn't write as I originally intended: "I encourage you to study the tit and its sound".
Does it sound like a motorboat?
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@Tsaukpaetra You are thinking of the corn crake
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sand is not the right lubricant for doing a lady up the bottom.
Filed Under: were you trying to get in this thread?
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Polish your passive aggression skills.
Filed Under: WTDWTF is good for honing one's rage, Sith Academy style
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I guess they didn't get the memo that it was a flying dream.
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@Mikael_Svahnberg said in Quotes Out of Context:
@lolwhat good thing I didn't write as I originally intended: "I encourage you to study the tit and its sound".
How do I start studying the latter??
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@bb36e said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Mikael_Svahnberg said in Quotes Out of Context:
@lolwhat good thing I didn't write as I originally intended: "I encourage you to study the tit and its sound".
How do I start studying the latter??
Listen carefully.
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@bb36e
I think if you bury your face between two of them, you can study sounds twice as fast, since both ears can be sampling at the same time!
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@izzion said in Quotes Out of Context:
bury your face between two of them
Sounds like one of those things that even if it doesn't work it was worthwhile to try
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@kt_ wrote:
What I do do
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@HardwareGeek said in Quotes Out of Context:
@kt_ wrote:
What I do do
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@Luhmann said:
Exactly, get your hand out of the monkey
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@Onyx said:
Nah, blew my load.
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@RaceProUK said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Onyx said:
Nah, blew my load.
Saw it coming.
Fair enough.
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@Onyx said:
Saw it coming
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@TimeBandit said :
You want me to do it with a TV / refrigerator / washing machine ?
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Quotes that sound like they're about a sex thing out of context
in bed
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With proper guidance, you will be producing optimal feces for consumption in no time!
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Let's play fetch with your femur!
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@ScholRLEA said in Quotes Out of Context:
Let's play fetch with your femur!
Ooh, what did he do this time?
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@Tsaukpaetra said:
I like to use them for stress relief (like stress ball) by squeezing them repetitively.
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@bb36e said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Tsaukpaetra said:
I like to use them for stress relief (like stress ball) by squeezing them repetitively.
moobs?
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@Nocha said:
If they are the ones I think they are, my wife has a pair!
@Nocha said:
I will post a picture of my wife's ones when I get home (if I remember)
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@FrostCat said:
didn't your girlfriend already get hers?
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@djls45 said:
How to hold 70 floppies in the palm of your hand
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@anotherusername Should we rename this the Pedobear Fan Club Thread?
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@ScholRLEA to be fair, the pedo interpretation of that quote wasn't even the first interpretation of it that occurred to me...
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'Twas the juxtaposition of this quote with the earlier discussion about listening to tits that got me thinking that, I do believe.
Filed Under: Though I suppose she could have also have been instead of pre-teen.
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@bb36e said in Quotes Out of Context:
@bb36e said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Tsaukpaetra said:
I like to use them for stress relief (like stress ball) by squeezing them repetitively.
moobs?
Balls.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Quotes Out of Context:
@bb36e said in Quotes Out of Context:
@bb36e said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Tsaukpaetra said:
I like to use them for stress relief (like stress ball) by squeezing them repetitively.
moobs?
Balls.
I've known some guys who were into that... I'm sure if you check Grindr you could make a hookup.
Funny story: I was on chat with my friend Atalanta Pendragonne several years ago, telling her about how my friend Sophie (who had not yet transitioned) was into CBT and was trying to get me to come over to play. She mentioned that her ex-husband was into that, but that while she enjoyed reading and writing about it, she couldn't bring herself to do it to him.
After some odd back-and-forth, I explained that I meant Classic BattleTech, not Cock-and-Ball Torture...
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@ScholRLEA said in Quotes Out of Context:
Atalanta Pendragonne
Am I the only one who thinks that's a name straight out of Harry Potter?
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@ScholRLEA said in Quotes Out of Context:
CBT
I usually read that as Cognitive Behaviour Therapy before anything else. Or Compulsory Basic Training if I'm thinkng about motorbikes
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@El_Heffe said in WTF is happening with Windows 10? And nothing else:
Windows 10 is sort of like the of operating systems.
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@Zecc
for off topic, not enough
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Overheard IRL:
You just need to be the boss, the ladies will tell you what to do.
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[8:34pm] loopback0: avoiding work? what are you, a TDWTF moderator?
[8:34pm] Onyx47: fuck you, I don't value my sanity that much, but that's a low price
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@cconroy said:
Had to pack the fudge in there somewhere
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@Father said:
Why are you eating a banana while going poop!!?!?
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@dcon said in:
I've found them in my pants too.