🔥 Australia. Now in Europe.
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You never complained before. I thought you liked surprises :(
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That was before I learned you don't like my three pussies
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The third one is giving me strange looks, I'm telling you!
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Does Austria know that Australia is building a wall on their border with Slovenia?
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Take your on-topic discussion somewhere else, we're enjoying a flamewar here.
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I've got a pussy and a cock
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The third one is giving me strange looks
His eyes are just a bid squint you insensitive clod!
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Yup, that was it. There's a British chick on the show, and they brought her in to act as an interpreter. She mentioned Geordie.
What was being spoken there was most certainly not geordie. It had some aspects and phrases of geordie dialect, but with an accent that was - well - fucked if I know what it was. I suppose it's to make it somehow not understandable.
Here's some proper geordie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tklaMNH7IA
Now, if you want something utterly impossible to understand, you need to go to glasgow.
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Now, if you want something utterly impossible to understand, you need to go to glasgow.
When he first spoke, I assumed he was Scottish. It went by so fast, and there were clearly elements of English in there, but listening to him more, it was clear that it was something else. Honestly, if he'd just spoken at a normal pace like the people in your video, he would have been a lot more comprehensible, which I assume was the point.
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I think some Texans still believe Texas is a separate republic.
And some non-Texans wish it was.
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When he first spoke, I assumed he was Scottish.
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Close. More like this, though:
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They beeped out any intelligible word to keep you guessing.
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Geordie, as imagined by some American:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ei1DnFdJrww
Not actually geordie.
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Holy hell, was the guy even trying?!
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What color is the sky on this mysterious planet that is so like Earth as to have the same political designations but without the usual geographic landmasses?
Maybe it's the one I was born on. Where I was born and lived the first ten years of my life in the state of California, but didn't live on the North American continent.
Used to think I did, but then someone explained to me that a continent isn't just a bunch of land you can walk from one end of to the other without drowning, but there's all this business about "continental shelves" and "tectonic plates" that determines such things. So Cuba is part of North America but the part of SoCal that's west of the San Andreas fault isn't.
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Plate != continent.
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That's not what everyone keeps telling me.
That's your dodgy hearing playing tricks on you. what they're actually saying is
Ugh, you smell like you're incontinent
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That's not what everyone keeps telling me.
Well "everyone" would be wrong.
So Cuba's not in North America, Britain's not in Europe, and Japan's not in Asia. Fine. I'll send people to you when they say otherwise.
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We're still in Europe for now. We might not be after June...
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Ah, the many meanings of the word Europe.
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I hear that after Brexit Czexit is coming.
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Czexit is coming
Haha, never gonna happen. Too many cushy EU jobs in Brussels for washed up politicians. Plus it would require the Czech prime minister to make a decision, something he is genetically incapable of.
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Rest assured, Belgium is staying. Unless we could retreat from the EU by offering them Brussels.
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Unless we could retreat from the EU by offering them Brussels.
They’d take one look at the basic repairs necessary to make the buildings, tunnels, etc. usable again and say, “Thanks, but no thanks.”
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But they could use them as archive space!
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It's not that easy
The narrowest meaning of continent is that of a continuous[5] area of land or mainland, with the coastline and any land boundaries forming the edge of the continent. In this sense the term continental Europe (sometimes "the Continent") is used to refer to mainland Europe, excluding islands such as Great Britain, Ireland, Malta and Iceland, and the term continent of Australia may refer to the mainland of Australia, excluding Tasmania and New Guinea. Similarly, the continental United States refers to the 48 contiguous states in central North America and may include Alaska in the northwest of the continent (the two being separated by Canada), while excluding Hawaii in the middle of the Pacific Ocean.
From the perspective of geology or physical geography, continent may be extended beyond the confines of continuous dry land to include the shallow, submerged adjacent area (the continental shelf)[6] and the islands on the shelf (continental islands), as they are structurally part of the continent.[7]
From this perspective the edge of the continental shelf is the true edge of the continent, as shorelines vary with changes in sea level.[8] In this sense the islands of Great Britain and Ireland are part of Europe, while Australia and the island of New Guinea together form a continent.
As a cultural construct, the concept of a continent may go beyond the continental shelf to include oceanic islands and continental fragments. In this way, Iceland is considered part of Europe and Madagascar part of Africa. Extrapolating the concept to its extreme, some geographers group the Australasian continental plate with other islands in the Pacific into one continent called Oceania. This divides the entire land surface of the Earth into continents or quasi-continents.[9]
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As a bonus we include Molenbeek so there is no doubt that Brussels can be called capital of something
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they could use them as archive space!
Only if they like their archives to get soaked any time it rains and/or for the staff to wear hardhats all the time.
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At least they seem to have solved the rodent issue then
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Killed by the falling concrete, obviously.
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Except you got a lot of replies from fellow Brits and Euro's
That is the whole problem ....There is a lot of disagreement between people in those countries which was my whole fucking point you moron
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There is a lot of disagreement between people
Since no one agreed with you I guess it was more of a disagreement between you and everybody else
which was my whole fucking point
I'll repeat myself but you are the only one arguing here.
And isn't it a bit too early on a Sunday to be slammed already?
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And isn't it a bit too early on a Sunday to be slammed already?
17:00 isn't too terrible, provided one is the type to get slammed on Sunday at all.
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So there's a Great Britain. Is there a Lesser Britain? Or a Pretty OK Actually Britain? What about a Just Terrible, Really Britain?
Do those all exist, too? And if not, what's the "Great" in Great Britain there for?
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Thank you, Yami.. um.. I have no idea how to pronounce that. Should I just call you "debugging person" ? "Pretty lady" ? "Helpful wikipedia links lady" ?
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Ah. Thank you for the assistance. You're the guy that likes Ford Dwarftress, right?