In other news today...
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I'm still sad that they fixed it. At this point, those probably are the Ukrainian words for 'Russia' and 'Russians'.
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@Lorne_Kates called it
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Bionic leg, gogo.
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I've never heard a person's weight given in stones before, really.
Have you never watched Little Britain, more specifically the Fat Fighters sketches?
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Have you never watched Little Britain, more specifically the Fat Fighters sketches?
Or Supersize vs superskinny?
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Good God. If that happened to me, company policy be damned, I'd beat the holy hell out of them.
It's actually a bit of a surprise because IIRC Walmart security people aren't supposed to wrestle with shoplifters.
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@FrostCat said:
aren't supposed to wrestle with shoplifters.
stripper
The article clearly said she was trying to steal stuff.
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? Why?
Bright sunlight delays traffic in Seattle all the time. Usually because it's lined up almost exactly parallel to one of our freeways, low to the horizon, and causes a bunch of accidents by dimshits who don't keep sunglasses in their car.
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Well, to be fair to them, why should they carry glasses specifically to deal with a once a year event?
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The car comes with a little compartment for them specifically.
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Wait, that compartment isn't for hiding my blow from the po pos?
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Oh. Based on the blurb I thought he was being deported from Scotland, and I was like whaaa?
I thought that he was pretending to be from Scotland for a joke, and he had a horse's penis for reasons unknown (but perhaps pertaining to his deportation...)
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Wait, that compartment isn't for hiding my blow from the po pos?
On my car, I use the little storage area under the truck floor. It's a hybrid, so I can tell the cop it's just where the batteries are (see: half-true!) and done.
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Unless he gets a drug dog to come by and tells it to alert on your trunk.
That's why you keep a body or two in the trunk, to distract the dog.
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a body
Pro tip: the body should be something relatively innocuous, like a mouse or squirrel.
The fan in my car's dash once started making an ungodly thumping noise, like a clothes washer with an unbalanced load. I spent some time taking apart the dash to get at the fan, and found a dead mouse in there. It must have chewed the covering off the air intake and crawled in.
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##Tinder makes users less likely to commit to relationships, experts warn
Shocking.
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Pro tip: the body should be something relatively innocuous, like a mouse or squirrel.
Oh.
/me takes notes for next timeā¦
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? Why?
Bright sunlight delays traffic in Seattle all the time. Usually because it's lined up almost exactly parallel to one of our freeways, low to the horizon, and causes a bunch of accidents by dimshits who don't keep sunglasses in their car.
It's a fucking train. It is not as though they have to see to fucking steer.
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I'd accuse them of having the causation backward, but I don't even see any studies done, so it's really more of an "old man yells at cloud" story.
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The story says exactly why sunlight delays them, it sounded like a good reason to me.
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No.
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It is not as though they have to see to fucking steer.
...you, um, do realize that driving a train involves a tad bit more than just pedal to the metal, right?
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...you, um, do realize that driving a train involves a tad bit more than just pedal to the metal, right?
You've gotta toot the horn too!
I really wish that sunlight was a significant problem for my trains; leaving home before dawn and arriving back after dusk sucks.
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leaving home before dawn and arriving back after dusk sucks.
Don't stress, I'm sure things will improve in a couple of months.
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In the good old days we just had a barrel with a hole in it. I could use it every day except Thursdays.
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the ice doesn't seem thick enough to support an adult's weight
Oh come on. If they can't figure out any way to get that removed then they're just not creative enough.
Like maybe tie a cinder block onto a rope and toss it on the ice a few times and haul it back. If the ice is so thin, it should be easy enough to break it up.
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Come now[1], surely they could just throw a couple of buckets of water on it until it's not recognizable any longer.
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In the good old days we just had a barrel with a hole in it. I could use it every day except Thursdays.
Why, what happens on Thursdays?
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Thursday was my turn in the barrel...
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And now I know precisely why I don't want to know, so, um, great?
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When I used Tinder, it just made me sad.
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Throw a rock into it.
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The pupil, who attends a primary school in Lancashire, meant to say he lived in a "terraced house".
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Goddamn autocorrect!