🐝 The synergistic thread of data-driven agile community-based buzzwords leveraged to present a business and personal advantage
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Correct field but wrong company.
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Dynamic
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the description is buzzword central:
The person that wrote that should be beaten with a lead pipe.
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@Jaloopa said:
the description is buzzword central:
The person that wrote that should be
synergystically beaten with an agile lead pipeto enhance the dynamic computing processes of their mental cortex.BWTFY
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@Polygeekery said:
@Jaloopa said:
the description is buzzword central:
The insightful person that skillfully and efficiently
wroteengineered that should besynergystically beaten with an agile lead pipeto enhance the dynamic computing processes of their mental cortex.
BWTFY
BWTFYSM
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Ah yes, plumbic insight engineering!
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Vegucation
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Sounds terribad.
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Are you going on vacation somewhere where they don't consume animal products?
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Weekly specials menu from the on-site cafe
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I finally got around to visiting the front page for the first time in a long time. I would like to add the following to the list of useless marketing buzzword bullshit doublespeak:
This is a worse name for a business than Twitter is, and I did not think that was possible.
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Their code and product are exactly what such a name implies.
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@Jaloopa said:
the description is buzzword central:
The person that wrote that should be beaten with a lead pipe.Wrong.
The person that wrote that should be synergystically beaten with an agile lead pipe to enhance the dynamic computing processes of their mental cortex.
Wrong.
The insightful person that skillfully and efficiently engineered that should be synergystically beaten with an agile lead pipe to enhance the dynamic computing processes of their mental cortex.
Wrong.
It should be like this:
"The team member responsible for the communication should be promoted to an enhanced employment opportunity."
That is appropriately business.
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"The team member responsible for the communication should be promoted to an enhanced employment opportunity."
And Vinnie from down the docks is on the promotion search team.
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Today Agility is Spelled A-P-I
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At my work we spell agile f-r-a-g-i-l-e, at least we do now.
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no no no, that's relief.
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http://thedailywtf.com/articles/sponsor-announcement-infragistics
This is a worse name for a business than Twitter is, and I did not think that was possible.
Better or worse than...
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Sounds like a statistics package for Manchester United fans.
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Sounds like a statistics package for Manchester United fans.
Or people who like My Kitchen Rules
Filed under:It's an Australian competitive cooking show
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'Contingent Workers'
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'Contingent Workers'
Contingent on what? Contingent on the company wanting to keep them around?
What is wrong with the term "contractors" or "consultants"?
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯
TBH it's probably rather insulting.
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Agreed. These stupid buzzwords are usually an attempt to soften language. In this case, it becomes insulting. You may as well call them "People we can shitcan whenever we want".
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Grexit
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That's what Intel calls them iirc. As such, I've worked through a company named Protingent.
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That's what Intel calls them
Yep. They get a different colored badge, too, so you can tell the difference on sight. (Intel's normal employee badges are blue; contingent workers' badges are green.)
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There are red people too, generally doing construction and such.
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I guess I never had occasion to run into any of them.
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we prefer the waterfragile method of development.
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There are red people too, generally doing construction and such.
As a Star Trek fan, this amuses me.
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Directivize
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@Magus said:
That's what Intel calls them
Yep. They get a different colored badge, too, so you can tell the difference on sight. (Intel's normal employee badges are blue; contingent workers' badges are green.)
And their @intel.com email address has an
x
after their first name, so it's even more clear they are a different class of employees.
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@JazzyJosh said:
'Contingent Workers'
Only marginally better then incontinent workers
Neither of those are pampered by the company, I guess...
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Took me nearly two weeks to catch up to this, and then two days to get the joke.
In my defence, that's not a common brand here.
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In my defence, that's not a common brand here.
In Dutch the word "pamper" is used to refer to diapers in general1, no matter what the brand. I didn't realize that doesn't translate correctly to English when making my stupid joke.
I admire your persistence, you don't get a joke for 2 days and don't let go. That deserves an inverse woosh badger
1 similar to "hoover" and "thermos" in English
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That deserves an inverse woosh badger
At the risk of bikeshedding, a whoosh with some kind of "kept soldiering on" chevron seems to fit the facts better.
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At the risk of bikeshedding,
You're bikeshedding at a rate of just a few picoJeffs per post. That's totally fine.
a whoosh with some kind of "kept soldiering on" chevron seems to fit the facts better.
Sure, but at the end he Got The Joke, so it's not a woosh anymore. Maybe we should give him a
hsoow
badge?
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Filed Under: Right To Left Override
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You're bikeshedding at a rate of just a few picoJeffs per post.
I wish I was out of likes so I could say that I do not have enough likes for this new measurement.
+1 petalikes.
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similar to "hoover" and "thermos" in English
Thermos, yes.
Hoover, no. That's a vacuum.
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Hoover, no. That's a vacuum.
He said English, not whatever language it is you Yanks speak.
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He said English, not whatever language it is you Yanks speak.
That would be New and Improved™ English.
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For bonus points if it wasn't clear, Pampers is a brand of diaper in the UK...
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For bonus points if it wasn't clear, Pampers is a brand of diaper in the UK...
That's strange. Here in the US it's a brand of ammunition.