Dumb and Random Videos Thread
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@mott555 said in Dumb and Random Videos Thread:
As the son and grandson of plumbers, I can pass along the "interested professional" observation that flushable wipes aren't.
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@PleegWat
+1 for the innuendo title
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@Luhmann He does this every so often. Go check the video about his wife's beaver or the time he showed off his cock.
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@PleegWat
If his new girlfriend catches him getting in his ex-girlfriend's backdoor, he's gonna have 2 ex-girlfriends PDQ.
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@izzion said in Dumb and Random Videos Thread:
@PleegWat
If his new girlfriend catches him getting in his ex-girlfriend's backdoor, he's gonna have 2 ex-girlfriends PDQ.He might have a problem there - the back door he shows on the photograph initially is definitely not the back door he opens up later in the video.
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@PleegWat said in Dumb and Random Videos Thread:
@izzion said in Dumb and Random Videos Thread:
@PleegWat
If his new girlfriend catches him getting in his ex-girlfriend's backdoor, he's gonna have 2 ex-girlfriends PDQ.He might have a problem there - the back door he shows on the photograph initially is definitely not the back door he opens up later in the video.
Depends how many ex's the guy has.
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@Luhmann said in Dumb and Random Videos Thread:
@PleegWat
+1 for the innuendo titleWatch the video. It's not just the title.
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@dkf said in Dumb and Random Videos Thread:
@PleegWat said in Dumb and Random Videos Thread:
@izzion said in Dumb and Random Videos Thread:
@PleegWat
If his new girlfriend catches him getting in his ex-girlfriend's backdoor, he's gonna have 2 ex-girlfriends PDQ.He might have a problem there - the back door he shows on the photograph initially is definitely not the back door he opens up later in the video.
Depends how many ex's the guy has.
Triple-X, naturally!
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Needs more Hevisaurus.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AKtp3XHn38
Sorry for the folks who can't see it. It's not that great a song anyways...
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@Tsaukpaetra Interesting idea, but partially destroyed by the video encoding.
They could have used something other than "white noise".
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@Tsaukpaetra Do they explain "chonker" for a really fat cat?
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Did the folks at Chik Fil-A really think they had come up with something new and original?
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@da-Doctah said in Dumb and Random Videos Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra Do they explain "chonker" for a really fat cat?
They have a separate presentation for "cattos", but apparently they prefer the term "fatto catto" or "king catto".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1S69FTdTS8g
Seems they never heard of the chonk chart...
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@JBert said in Dumb and Random Videos Thread:
@da-Doctah said in Dumb and Random Videos Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra Do they explain "chonker" for a really fat cat?
They have a separate presentation for "cattos", but apparently they prefer the term "fatto catto" or "king catto".
I tend to call them "Jabba the Catt".
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@Tsaukpaetra Nope thread is .
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Zefrank is making more videos:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7V8DRfZBQI
Rather long ones at that...
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Or an actually dumb zefrank video:
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Fucking iFramely. Embed the tweet I wanted, not the tweet and some other tweet!
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Warning: Epilepsy potential
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You'd think I'd have learned by now, never watch any video posted by @Tsaukpaetra.
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@HardwareGeek said in Dumb and Random Videos Thread:
You'd think I'd have learned by now, never watch any video posted by @Tsaukpaetra.
Don't watch this one either.
Edit: Goddammit Twitter, I wanted the lower half! Fucking piece of shit iFramely...
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This guy has a whole series of videos where he calls up local businesses in a ridiculously high, squeaky voice, pretending to be a "3, nearly 6"-year-old trying to place some crazy order. Here, he gets recognized:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2Y5-4kLb5I
Ultimate !
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@pie_flavor That's rather NSFW.
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Status: Happy Friday?
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/122227265647017984/733756290949709934/friday2.mp4
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@Tsaukpaetra
@HardwareGeek said in Dumb and Random Videos Thread:You'd think I'd have learned by now, never watch any video posted by @Tsaukpaetra.
Didn't get me this time! I am capable of learning from my mistakes.
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You might remember the doovde prank call from years ago, but I think this one about the Puss3 is way funnier:
https://youtu.be/coBnowg4034?t=38
See also: A couple of compilations
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Classic...
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Many dumb snippets together: R. Lee Ermey cursing and guffawing every time he twists his tongue:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goSXxZNTTqo
@Polygeekery or others might recognize him from playing DI gunnery sergeant Hartman in Full Metal Jacket, but it actually was his real job in the 60ties.
The cub scouts seen in the preview can be found at 32:28
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@JBert Am I the only one who gets him mixed up with JK Simmons?
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@JBert said in Dumb and Random Videos Thread:
@Polygeekery or others might recognize him from playing DI gunnery sergeant Hartman in Full Metal Jacket, but it actually was his real job in the 60ties.
He was hired to train the actor who was supposed to play a sergeant in "The Boys in Company C" and ended up convincing the director to have him play the role instead. He followed that up with a repeat of the exact same replacement in the second movie he was hired to consult on.
When he first tried out for the role of Hartman Kubrick told him that he could not play the character because he was too nice. He followed up by sending an audition tape to Kubrick of him playing the part of a drill sergeant and spouting off rapid fire insults and drill sergeant type lines while people off camera hurled tennis balls and oranges at his head as fast and as hard as they could and he never stammered or broke character.
Kubrick later said that over half of Ermey's lines in "Full Metal Jacket" were entirely improvised in the moment. Ermey was also key in the hiring of the rest of the actors in the movie who would play Marine recruits at Parris Island. The first part of their audition was to line them up in the barracks and Ermey would come in and hurl insults at them for 10-15 minutes and Kubrick would observe how they reacted and based on that he would make his choices.
Ermey has as much to do with the greatness of that movie as the great Stanley Kubrick did.