The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Considering who's sitting behind you Pavel, you've got a lot of nerve complaining about the woman on the viewscreen.
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@da-Doctah I’d rather have The Shat than Yoko.
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And for where ever we were talking about missing sockets...
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@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Few years ago we leased some of our land to a Cider company for an apple orchard (the spot had been an apple orchard ~50 years ago, but only a few of the trees were left). They were augering holes for the trees and breaking a lot of shear pins (we are in the foothills of the Rockies on an ancient flood plain, there are rocks) . So many that they grew tired of replacing them every 10 minutes and decided to switch to a stronger steel. They sheared the drive shaft off the motor after about an hour.
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@Dragoon Broken Shaft Cider seems like a good name for their product.
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@Dragoon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
after about an hour.
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
True dat. Ranks right up there with "here's hoping you get everything you deserve".
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@boomzilla The gaslighting that's too obvious thread is .
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@Atazhaia
Mister?
Doctor.
Mister Doctor?
It's Strange.
Maybe. Who am I to judge?
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@Atazhaia said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Anybody calling himself "Dr." and making that gesture is worrisome.
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Quick, delete this before @Tsaukpaetra sees it.
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@Carnage For the men who prefer doggy style...
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@TimeBandit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Wait, someone recommended Python with a web framework 20 years ago and now that PHP has come around to frameworks and rejecting the one thing PHP was invented for in the first place, i.e. mixing presentation and logic, the new shizzle is Python? :wtfaxbarrierjoker:
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@LaoC said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@TimeBandit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Wait, someone recommended Python with a web framework 20 years ago and now that PHP has come around to frameworks and rejecting the one thing PHP was invented for in the first place, i.e. mixing presentation and logic, the new shizzle is Python? :wtfaxbarrierjoker:
Pfft, should be Java with JSF in there!
And truth be told, I'd rather use PHP than Node or ColdFusion. Or RoR. And after interiting an old Django service, I'd probably prefer PHP over that as well. PHP is shit, but everyone knows it's shit and don't pretend that it's good.
Every other webtechstack is equally or a greater pile of shit, but pretends to be awesomesauce.
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@Carnage and PHP is trying to fix its flaws. PHP is objectively in a better place than it was previously.
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@Arantor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
PHP is objectively in a better place than it was previously.
But not in the best place, which is oblivion, unfortunately.
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@MrL said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Arantor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
PHP is objectively in a better place than it was previously.
But not in the best place, which is oblivion, unfortunately.
I could be convinced for Morrowind or Skyrim though.
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@Arantor Yeah, the plane of Oblivion seems a bit dreary. Skyrim is quite pretty, though, and makes me want to go hiking in the mountains.
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@Atazhaia said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Skyrim is quite pretty, though, and makes me want to go hiking in the mountains.
Well, if by pretty you mean washed-out, dull and boring, then sure.
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@MrL said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Atazhaia said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Skyrim is quite pretty, though, and makes me want to go hiking in the mountains.
Well, if by pretty you mean washed-out, dull and boring, then sure.
They'll add more colors in Remake 37.
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@izzion I thought we had already passed that? I mean, we got original, LE, SE, VR, AE, on several platforms too...
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@Atazhaia said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@izzion I thought we had already passed that? I mean, we got original, LE, SE, VR, AE, on several platforms too...
The Remake for Playstation 37, then
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@Carnage said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Carnage said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I'd tap that bitch.
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@Atazhaia said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Arantor Yeah, the plane of Oblivion seems a bit dreary. Skyrim is quite pretty, though, and makes me want to go hiking in the mountains.
Sure, if you like cave bears, trolls, wispmothers, and other deadly and very hostile critters.
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@HardwareGeek The most hostile thing in any Bethesda game is the quality of their programming...
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From FB: Travel Happenings
A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO TORONTO , WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN.
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET.
SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK.
THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS, THAT BELONGS IN ECONOMY AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.
THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT.
THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."
THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON.
THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL
HANDLE THIS, I'M MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE."
HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE SAYS, "OH, I'M SORRY." AND GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY.
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS.
"I TOLD HER, 'FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO TORONTO."
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@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
From FB: Travel Happenings
A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO TORONTO , WHEN A BLONDE
LOOKS LIKE TELETYPE
#FACEBOOMER
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@dcon TC;DR
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@topspin At Least It Wasn't Capitalizing The First Letter Of Every Word.
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@Atazhaia TheRe ArE WaYs To mAkE iT LooK EvEn WoRsE!
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@Atazhaia said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@topspin At Least It Wasn't Capitalizing The First Letter Of Every Word.
(Seriously though, that's way more readable than ALL CAPS.)