The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@accalia said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
yeah..... no.
fuck facebook. fuck it straight into zuckerberg's arse.
Weird. I'm not signed in (not having an account and all) and I see the page just fine.
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@DoctorJones said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I initially misread that as:
your reading also works
@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Weird. I'm not signed in (not having an account and all) and I see the page just fine.
i also have no account, and yet i see that.
and even if i didn't have captcha that would not have changed my reaction
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Weird. I'm not signed in (not having an account and all) and I see the page just fine.
@accalia said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
i also have no account, and yet i see that.
It probably depends on whether you're using an IP that looks like a single user, or one that looks like a whole bunch of them. You're probably going through a proxy and Facebook is trying to confirm that it's real human visitors, not one badly-behaved spider.
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Source with many others
Status: Apparently I have a Facebook. And I'm signed in on my Mobile. And I have four friend requests.
Weird.
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@Boner feels very y today.
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Why wouldn't they believe her?
Took me a while to figure out if it's a guy or a girl, until I remembered most guys who aren't me don't generally wear towels around their heads.
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@Maciejasjmj said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
wear towels
God fucking damn it, I forgot to take my towel today, AGAIN!
For those not in the know, today is "Towel day", when people carry a towel around in honor of Douglas Adams and HHGTTG.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Source with many others
Status: Apparently I have a Facebook. And I'm signed in on my Mobile. And I have four friend requests.
Weird.Dammit....
Off to make another sockpuppet account.
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Lewd tumblr jokes collection
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The stick figure's legs got smudged when it was moved, so I added this caption a few months back; apparently it's still around!
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@Onyx said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
For those not in the know, today is "Towel day", when people carry a towel around in honor of Douglas Adams and HHGTTG.
I personally prefer to honour Sir Terry Pratchett and the People's Republic of Treacle Mine Road on the glorious 25th of May.
Truth! Justice! Freedom! And a hard-boiled egg!
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Hey.... no body shaming her ONE BIG dog...
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@anonymous234 seems appropriate to sell that chap some "high quality titanium golden cables needed for the successful data transfer... "
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@anonymous234 yeah, I laughed. Also, the imgur plugin figured out how to albums?!
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@anonymous234 Unfortunately, when I flipped the red configuration switch on the back of your hard drive to "110V" (i.e. Transfer Mode) and plugged it in, most of the data vaporised and leaked out through the fan slots. I am shipping the unit back to you but you will need to restore it from backups before further progress can be made.
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@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I never could tell what those Sliders were made from.
Best I could ever tell, they are made from laxatives.
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Old news, but funny headline...
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@DoctorJones DOSbox can run Win95?
That's cool. I guess it makes sense, it just never crossed my mind to try.
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@Onyx yeah, IIRC it required setting up a disk image, and that's why I didn't bother to try it. Win 3.11 will install fine if you just mount a local folder as C:\ and run the setup executable, but Win 95 required a proper disk image. Previous versions were just binaries that ran on top of DOS, but Win 95 actually replaced DOS, so it needs to boot into its own environment and you need a disk image to do that.
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
It seems the guy's personal site is a small tribute to LINGSCars.
Trigger warning: unless there is some pun in the domain name it has to be a B*****n?
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Wouldn't you love to have 'Head of Dirty Jokes' on your CV? How about 'Gay Jokes'?
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@coldandtired said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Wouldn't you love to have 'Head of Dirty Jokes' on your CV? How about 'Gay Jokes'?
I...think I'll pass.
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Wow.... I'm behind the times... Just saw the linkin park meme. Added to it. Link gets on LinkedIin and accepts invite from LinkIin Park. They meet up and drive in an Lincoln to Lincoln park and park there. They upload that experience in a meme to Linkin Park's LinkedIn account.
Becomes:
Link to pic on Linkin Park's LinkedIn of Link linked to Linkin Park on LinkedIn in a Lincoln parked in Lincoln Park.
Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo....
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@coldandtired
I prefer pretty moppen ... vaginas are funny
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For those who can't read German, the caption says:
Limes and lemons yield more juice if you put them into the microwave for about 20 minutes before squeezing them.
Yes. Twenty (20) minutes.
Either that's supposed to mean "20 minutes and don't turn the microwave on for God's sake!" or they were going for "seconds" as a unit. Though I'd be a bit dubious as to the efficacy of the first possibility.
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@JBert
Jeroom is a well known Belgian cartoonist.
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@Rhywden either that or they were hoping you'd start a fire and destroy your microwave.
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@JBert said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
It seems the guy's personal site is a small tribute to LINGSCars.
Whoever SOF!E is… be ashamed. Be very ashamed.
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@xaade said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Link to pic on Linkin Park's LinkedIn of Link linked to Linkin Park on LinkedIn in a Lincoln parked in Lincoln Park.
https://what.thedailywtf.com/uploads/files/1464293031483-recording20160526130326.wav
?Edit: Huh, apparently .wav files don't embed very well at all. Oh well.
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@dkf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@JBert said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
It seems the guy's personal site is a small tribute to LINGSCars.
Whoever SOF!E is… be ashamed. Be very ashamed.
Seeing how the rest of the site is satire she might even have gotten a bonus out of it...
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@Rhywden said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
For those who can't read German, the caption says:
Limes and lemons yield more juice if you put them into the microwave for about 20 minutes before squeezing them.
Yes. Twenty (20) minutes.
Either that's supposed to mean "20 minutes and don't turn the microwave on for God's sake!" or they were going for "seconds" as a unit. Though I'd be a bit dubious as to the efficacy of the first possibility.
To be fair, molten lemons are 100% liquid.
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@JBert said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Seeing how the rest of the site is satire she might even have gotten a bonus out of it...
Not enough animated “site under construction” pictures for a real site of that sort of age.
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@dkf That's because the "new" site was made in December 2008 (according to web.archive.org), that kind of GIFs must have been illegal by then.
It's only missing "making up founding dates since 1845".
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@JBert said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
It's only missing "making up founding dates since 1845".
But I'd have to read something other than English to get that joke.
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@dkf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Be very ashamed.
I don't know I guess there is a certain public for the wegbeschrijving (route information).
I guess it's a bit of a pun towards his wife too ... It's not Brangelina but they are both media figures around here. And just like Brangelina I'm allright with acting like a replacement if it is ever needed.
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@dkf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Whoever SOF!E is
She could brush up on Paint skills though ... after some CSI style investigation I concluded that
http://www.jeroom.be/img/contact_2.gif
this is fake! They edited in the guy operating the shit pump.
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@Luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dkf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Whoever SOF!E is
She could brush up on Paint skills though ... after some CSI style investigation I concluded that
http://www.jeroom.be/img/contact_2.gif
this is fake! They edited in the guy operating the shit pump."What's a good format for a still photo of a real thing? I know! Gif!"
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