The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@Luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
and now I wonder if there is a section Intentionally bitten by animal
to no one's surprise it is ...
NF2Y PC44 XE99A
or Other specified injury, poisoning or certain other consequences of external causes. Intentional self-harm by being bitten by animal specifically an Ostrich, emu.
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@Luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
PA75 Unintentionally bitten by animal (and now I wonder if there is a section Intentionally bitten by animal)
Do they interview the animal to learn its intentions?
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@Zecc
doesn't matter, categories are always to be considered from the point of view of the patient so only the intention of the human is relevant.unless dr. Doolitlle start an animal version of IDC11 we can just ignore this.
Google translate: Freddie from Maasmechelen wants to take a photo of a beaver, but is bitten: "Unfortunately my camera was in selfie mode
But unfortunatly for Freddie beavers are not included in the IDC11 either. Unless it he was talking about his wife.
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@TimeBandit Mostly I see the opposite problem, though. Good programmers die because it's so hard to get a straight answer to a straight question.
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: A ticket number you lack. Away you should go.
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"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to--"
"No, I am your father."
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Dude, don't dangle the carrot! You're setting yourself for more trouble.
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@Mason_Wheeler Did your mom scold you for thinking that was formal?
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@dcon So much for resting in peace
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dcon So much for resting in peace
Resting in pieces
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dcon So much for resting in peace
My family game nights tend to be reasonably peaceful. Unless my uncle was done early again and cannot resist helping the remaining players. But then we do not use hourglasses.
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@Zenith This is unrealistic because koalas don't smoke.
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@Zecc Indeed. It would be quite suicidal for them to smoke¹.
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Zenith This is unrealistic because koalas don't smoke.
Chad the Koala doesn't care for your rules. He has a town to burn down.
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@DogsB The geese remembers.
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@Bulb said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Eucalypts are probably the most flammable of all trees
They're also poisonous and low in nutrients. Not stopping them though.
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@JBert I've long awaited for the paradigm of "once on the Internet never deleted". Somewhere out there there's a Bitcoin wallet of mine that's likely worth some not-really-money!
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@JBert I've long awaited for the paradigm of "once on the Internet never deleted". Somewhere out there there's a Bitcoin wallet of mine that's likely worth some not-really-money!
Eventually with quantum computing you can probably brute force the wallet.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I've long awaited for the paradigm of "once on the Internet never deleted".
I wish. My personal website, the one on the "server" with the unreadable disk? The Wayback Machine has one snapshot, from 2009. That would be fine; it's probably about the last time I updated it. Would be, if it had copied any of the actual content, not just the main and category landing pages.
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E_NOT_HI_HAT
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
E_NOT_HI_HAT
Crash and ride cymbals are essentially the same with the only difference being thickness.
Still not sure if the punchline is funnier if it is "password cannot contain cymbals".
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@Gern_Blaanston said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
the only difference being thickness.
Which is impossible to determine from the picture.
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@Gern_Blaanston said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
E_NOT_HI_HAT
Crash and ride cymbals are essentially the same with the only difference being thickness.
Still not sure if the punchline is funnier if it is "password cannot contain cymbals".
I liked the "password is too short" one better.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Somewhere out there there's a Bitcoin wallet of mine that's likely worth some not-really-money!
I've read an article about 5 years ago how Bitcoin chain became so large that brute-forcing wallets became more cost-efficient that mining new blocks.
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@Gern_Blaanston said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
E_NOT_HI_HAT
Crash and ride cymbals are essentially the same with the only difference being thickness.
Still not sure if the punchline is funnier if it is "password cannot contain cymbals".
I used to post to usenet with the "Registration" header filled out with a long sequence of organ stops.
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I used to post to usenet with the "Registration" header filled out with a long sequence of organ stops.
Why did J.S. Bach have 20 children?
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Because his organ didn't have any stops.
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Was crazy a requirement to be a programmer in the 80s and 90s? Sounds like Richard Garriott could give John McAfee a run for his money:
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@Zenith I hoped for some TempleOS type shit with that video title, was severely disappointed.
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