The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@Arantor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I dread to think about what happens with a rotary phone
Where are you going to find a rotary phone outside of a timepod?
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@anotherusername The nice thing is that's a problem that takes care of itself.
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@Arantor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@anotherusername Ah, so he's going to pick up the phone and whistle down it to simulate line noise to get the email to the recipient?
Once upon a time I could almost get incoming faxes to sync enough to try negotiation. Didn't ever get past that though...
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Once upon a time I could almost get incoming faxes to sync enough to try negotiation. Didn't ever get past that though...
obligatory: https://blogs.msdn.microsoft.com/oldnewthing/20111111-00/?p=9133
at least until raymond gets replaced with random kardashian pics in the way that xkcd gets replaced with rosie
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@blakeyrat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
You should add, "and if you're calling from a land-line phone, FUCK YOU!" to the end of the message.
If you're calling from a land-line phone, FUCK YOU! unless you also fax me the blueprint of your time machine.
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@blakeyrat , @Arantor All other argument and learned contributions aside. Why say FUCK YOU at the end of the message?
Also, I have had "land line" suppliers that allow you to send and receive text messages, and there are landline systems out there that allow you to send emails.
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@all_users said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Once upon a time I could almost get incoming faxes to sync enough to try negotiation. Didn't ever get past that though...
obligatory: https://blogs.msdn.microsoft.com/oldnewthing/20111111-00/?p=9133
at least until raymond gets replaced with random kardashian pics in the way that xkcd gets replaced with rosie
DG said at November 11, 2011 at 9:23 am
Computer equipment starts working when I touch it (literally, have done this many times)
Me too! It's freaking annoying whenever I'm trying to reproduce bugs...
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Me too! It's freaking annoying whenever I'm trying to reproduce bugs...
have a chat with Gil Grissom?
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@all_users said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
not a classic
I can't imagine buying a power drill for an 11 year old. But reading her question, did she think that her daughter was going to torture the boys with it or something?
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
did she think that her daughter
given the usual content of her column, I'm more inclined to think it was the dad, not the mum, asking (usual questions are from insecure males wanting to know how to deal with a dominate female and how to react to said females)
even more so given how that particular question was asked
there's a how furry/homogized/male/female is your brain thread around somewhere if this needs further discussion
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@all_users said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
there's a how furry/homogized/male/female is your brain thread around somewhere if this needs further discussion
sorry - I realized I missed out how black or white is your brain in that comment
I can only apologize for being specist
or venutianist
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@loose said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Why say FUCK YOU at the end of the message?
Fuck you, I say what I want.
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@blakeyrat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Fuck you, I say what I want.
Do you say, "Give me money?" I think somebody else already has a ℠ on that.
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@dkf I do believe I used that exact model.
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@blakeyrat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Fuck you, I say what I want.
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I have friends that are my kids' age. #old #getoffmylawn
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@Karla Actually, they day you are officially old is when you realize you could sleep with someone half your age and it would be perfectly legal.
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla Actually, they day you are officially old is when you realize you could sleep with someone half your age and it would be perfectly legal.
Damn...THAT happened 6 years ago. Fuck.
Get off my lawn.
ETA: Fuck that happened 8 years ago. I am TR. I think I was forgetting how old I am. That sounds better than fucking up simple math.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
At least it wasn't used...
Awww...you had to go and rui....nah...good one.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
At least it wasn't used...
Or, it was used by a transwoman. Yeah, I know
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
At least it wasn't used...
Awww...you had to go and rui....nah...good one.
Ruin what?
@coldandtired said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
At least it wasn't used...
Or, it was used by a transwoman. Yeah, I know
Are you saying that such things--- Oh, right. To be fair, male incontinence is a thing too, and there's not a whole lot of difference...
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla Actually, they day you are officially old is when you realize you could sleep with someone half your age and it would be perfectly legal.
Damn...THAT happened 6 years ago. Fuck.
Get off my lawn.
ETA: Fuck that happened 8 years ago. I am TR. I think I was forgetting how old I am. That sounds better than fucking up simple math.
Don't sweat it. As of April I can legally sleep with someone a third my age.
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla Actually, they day you are officially old is when you realize you could sleep with someone half your age and it would be perfectly legal.
32?
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla Actually, they day you are officially old is when you realize you could sleep with someone half your age and it would be perfectly legal.
I hope it wasn't illegal when I was 6 years old and my 3 year old sister's bed was in the same bedroom.
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@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla Actually, they day you are officially old is when you realize you could sleep with someone half your age and it would be perfectly legal.
32?
I was assuming 36.
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@Karla the predominant legal age appears to be 16 in most of the civilized world.
You just can't take any pictures, until they turn 18...
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@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla the predominant legal age appears to be 16 in most of the civilized world.
Where I live, the age of consent is 18, the driving age is 16, and the drinking age is 21.
Which means you can operate a deadly metal box and literally create a human before you're allowed to drink fermented plants.
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@ben_lubar move further south and they can get a learner's permit at 14 or 15. In most states the age of consent is 16, and in all states the drinking age is 21 (the way I heard it, the feds threatened to withhold tax dollars for highway maintenance in states that kept that under 21; not surprisingly they all upped it to 21).
Also if you can drive at 16 you could drive to a state where 16 is legal, but be forewarned that transporting a minor (this one means under 18) across state lines to have sex with them might violate federal laws, even if it's legal in the state where you actually fuck.
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http://imgur.com/gallery/WSFUgVe
This isn't funny per se, but I'm not sure what thread would be more suitable for it.
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Get off my lawn.
You get off my lawn.
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
THAT happened
620-ish years ago.@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
As of April I can legally sleep with someone a third my age.
That happened a few years ago, too. What's even more disturbing — in several ways — is that it would be legal to sleep with someone younger than my daughter.
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@Arantor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
think about what happens with a rotary phone,
severe punishment for being a repeating laggard?
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@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
No it's because I fixed it. With a commit containing the word "Firefox" that did not fix Firefox.
(Now that I can post again...)
Was the commit message "This fix works on all browsers EXCEPT FIREFOX!!!1!!" ?
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@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla the predominant legal age appears to be 16 in most of the civilized world.
Where I live, the age of consent is 18, the driving age is 16, and the drinking age is 21.
Which means you can operate a deadly metal box and literally create a human before you're allowed to drink fermented plants.
I don't want people under the influence of fermented plants driving deadly metal boxes or making human beings, thank you very much.
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
As of April I can legally sleep with someone a third my age.
That happened a few years ago, too.
Congratulations.
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Actually, they day you are officially old is when you realize you could sleep with someone half your age and it would be perfectly legal.
"could," or "actually do"?
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Oh, right. To be fair, male incontinence is a thing too, and there's not a whole lot of difference...
but a blokes pee is yellow, not like a womans which is blue - at least according to the adverts Ive seen
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@all_users That's not pee, dude.
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@blakeyrat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Fuck you, I say what I want.
That is self evident and I am not disputing that concept, either now or in general. Although there are others that might. I was just curious as to why "FUCK YOU". As a phrase it has a very limited meaning, namely "I don't care'. Which is understandable within the context of the personas exhibited here - and it would be an acceptable answer to my question. Except it was capitalised, which implies shouting. Unless I am mistaken, the shouting of the phrase "fuck you" is associated with a last, desperate, act of defiance in the face of almost certain annihilation. Which, I guess, is the ultimate expression of not caring about the consequences of any subsequent action.
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@Arantor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
because how does one send a text with a landline? How does one send an email with a landline?
Duh. A modem!
as usual... 'd
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Don't sweat it. As of April I can legally sleep with someone a third my age.
Oh shit... Beat you - Feb.
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"moral of this story? ... never ever take a turtles ball"
https://www.facebook.com/daviddanielkelly/videos/688914337867408/And yes, it's a ball, even though in the preview the aspect is off and it looks more like an oblate spheroid...
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Actually, they day you are officially old is when you realize you could sleep with someone half your age and it would be perfectly legal.
That would mean Germans and Italians age significantly faster than Americans. :D
@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
What's even more disturbing — in several ways — is that it would be legal to sleep with someone younger than my daughter.
Realizing that your latest hookup is 3 years younger than your youngest brother is weird enough. Although she was perfectly legal (21), I felt like a pedophile for a few minutes.
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@DoctorJones Add to the list
- Already Seen This "Up-Thread";
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