The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@Arantor We have a saying in the old country: at night all cats are black.
No offense to @Zerosquare.
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Coincidentally, we have the same saying in French, but with "grey" instead of "black".
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If you want to get , the word used refers to a somewhat undefined color, somewhere between black and white, possibly with yellowish or brownish tones. But .
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@JBert said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
If you've got some time to kill with Brian Blessed's amazing stories:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZH4cWoetw4s&t=278s
EDIT; Sorry, forgot to add the start time, the first 5 minutes is just the host talking.
That took forever to watch, but it was totally worth it.
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@Zecc I know, it's filled with Grampa Simpson stories which go on and on, but I like the setup of how he unwittingly aced an audition.
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@Gern_Blaanston said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Knowing British place name pronunciations it's probably "Sheffield" or something
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@hungrier Actually it seems it's pronounced … it isn't pronounced at all, because it appears to be made up—neither Google nor Openstreet maps know anything of such place.
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@Bulb said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@hungrier Actually it seems it's pronounced … it isn't pronounced at all, because it appears to be made up—neither Google nor Openstreet maps know anything of such place.
It is indeed made up but it serves the joke as originally intended.
The creator’s intent is to imply a Spoonerism on pronunciation. Imagine if the leading F and the first C were to switch places - the sort of thing Doc Spooner could get wrong - and the word that would produce.
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@Arantor tangential: anytime I read "Spoonerism" I think of King of Queens.
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@Bulb said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@hungrier Actually it seems it's pronounced … it isn't pronounced at all, because it appears to be made up—neither Google nor Openstreet maps know anything of such place.
It' s almost as if the sign is .... a joke.
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
If you want to get , the word used refers to a somewhat undefined color, somewhere between black and white, possibly with yellowish or brownish tones. But .
Protanope here: all colors are undefined, whether on a cat or elsewhere.
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@hungrier said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gern_Blaanston said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Knowing
BritishEnglish place name pronunciations it's probably "Sheffield" or somethingQ: How do you pronounce "Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch"?
A: Just like it's spelled.
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
the word used refers to a somewhat undefined color
*sigh* Fine.
"At night, all cats are
CAT_NOT_FOUND
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Dragonflies and damselflies are called
odonata
by entomolgists. At their congresses, it is not unusual for dentists to show up because they thought ofodontology
...
I hope they get bitten by a dragonfly.
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Funny Stuff!
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Maybe if evening me would make fewer excuses about why he can’t go to the gym, morning me would be able to pack more exciting lunches.
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@izzion Exercise makes me hungry.
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@boomzilla I've been trying for ten minutes now and my fucker senses just aren't getting it...
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@Tsaukpaetra See? Just enjoy the beauty of the waterfall. That's all you are expected to do.
IOW, you fucked it up by thinking weird things.
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@BernieTheBernie said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
you fucked it up by thinking weird things.
Don't kink-shame @Tsaukpaetra.
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@boomzilla Is that a cow brand?!?! 🍆
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla Is that a cow brand?!?! 🍆
Not sure if you're asking or just joking, but it's a drawing made with grease on a fifth-wheel coupler as seen on large trucks.
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Apologies for any teleporting that might have ensued.
A new wild thread has appeared: https://what.thedailywtf.com/topic/29087/german-humor-orbital-canon
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Apologies
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Apologies for any teleporting that might have ensued.
No teleporting observed by me, but my last-read marker in this thread was off by a few posts.
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Diet Coke
Agree. Black coffee is to be used for filling the bottle, but unfortunately it cannot be steaming hot.
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@JBert said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla Is that a cow brand?!?! 🍆
Not sure if you're asking or just joking, but it's a drawing made with grease on a fifth-wheel coupler as seen on large trucks.
Joking and attempting to
hack the reader's mindmisdirect folks into seeing something that it wasn't there.
Filed under: adversarial AI