The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Bjork Album's Magic Pokemon Yugioh? I didn't know Bjork Album had that
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@Carnage said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I don't know what's up with the two arrows from Russian to Chinese.
Kantonese vs Mandarin? (And the rest of the languages called "chinese"?)
I didn't know Kant had his own language
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@dangeRuss said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Bjork Album's Magic Pokemon Yugioh? I didn't know Bjork Album had that
Either that or Bjork Album’s Airsoft Guns, which sounds only vaguely less unlikely.
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@Arantor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dangeRuss said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Bjork Album's Magic Pokemon Yugioh? I didn't know Bjork Album had that
Either that or Bjork Album’s Airsoft Guns, which sounds only vaguely less unlikely.
That army of her gotta have something to shoot.
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@dangeRuss said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Carnage said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I don't know what's up with the two arrows from Russian to Chinese.
Kantonese vs Mandarin? (And the rest of the languages called "chinese"?)
I didn't know Kant had his own language
How to tell me that you haven't ever tried to read his texts...
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@BernieTheBernie said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dangeRuss said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Carnage said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I don't know what's up with the two arrows from Russian to Chinese.
Kantonese vs Mandarin? (And the rest of the languages called "chinese"?)
I didn't know Kant had his own language
How to tell me that you haven't ever tried to read his texts...
I'm sorry, Dave, but I Kant do that.
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
: In "French → Javanese", the latter probably doesn't refer to the the actual language spoken in Java, but to this (French slang similar in concept to pig Latin):
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@Zerosquare said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
: In "French → Javanese", the latter probably doesn't refer to the the actual language spoken in Java, but to this (French slang similar in concept to pig Latin):
Fo shizzle.
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@Zerosquare But not usually while driving.
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Zerosquare But not usually while driving.
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@Zerosquare said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
: In "French → Javanese", the latter probably doesn't refer to the the actual language spoken in Java, but to this (French slang similar in concept to pig Latin):
: The name Javanais itself probably comes from Javanese, so in a sense it's still from Javanese.
: Also, while the English wiki page uses "Javanais" (i.e. the untranslated French word) there is no real reason why it wouldn't be called "Javanese" in English, which would mean the graph is still correct.
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@Gern_Blaanston truth.
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@hungrier wait, they didn’t plant any evidence?
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@hungrier I once got pulled over by the police for drinking root beer. About 4pm on New Year's Day (when all the partiers from the night before were probably just getting up), and fully aware that the marked patrol car was right behind me at the stoplight, I lifted the brown-glass bottle and tilted it to the side while I was stopped to see if I needed to get another cold drink out of my cooler before the light changed.
Soon as it did, I made the right turn I had been signalling, the cops followed me around the corner and on came the lights. I knew exactly what the wanted so I pulled into the first parking lot and waited.
Once I showed them what I was drinking, I took the opportunity to turn the encounter into a commercial for the particular brand of root beer, and let them know where they might be able to find it if they happened to like really good root beer.
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@Zerosquare said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Babies in the back seat cause accidents, and accidents in the back seat cause babies
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Just had a crazy thought pop into my head: Hyper Beauty.
Once upon a time, there was a sweet, lovely princess with far too much energy. As a little girl, she was the terror of the palace, always running around and crashing into things, and as she began to mature, it only got worse. Her royal parents were distraught, and simply didn't know what to do with her, especially as she had great difficulty sleeping. No matter how much energy she had to be burning off with her constant antics, she just never seemed to wear herself out! The insomniac princess would toss and turn, then scream in frustration, unable to sleep.
As the bags under their daughter's eyes grew heavier and darker, the desperate King and Queen turned to the sleep-witch, Morpheucent. "I have just the thing," said the witch. She disappeared into her cottage for a few moments, then came back out with a small handcart, holding a spinning wheel with spiraling designs painted on the wheel. "Have her take up spinning," the witch said. "And as she gazes into the wheel, the soothing pattern will lull her to sleep, and she will find the rest she needs. But beware! There is but one thing that can break the spell. Even the wisest of sages know not why, but magically sleeping princesses draw princes like a lodestone draws iron. Should a prince kiss her before she awakens naturally, the magic of the wheel will be broken! She will awaken, and never find restful sleep again!"
And, well, we all know how that turned out. The King and Queen spared no expense, preparing a calm, restful keep for their daughter, the guarding it with deep hedges of brambles and even their strongest dragon from the royal weyrs, just to ensure that their daughter could finally work off her terrible level of accumulated sleep debt. But alas, in the end, some hapless prince made his way to her side. The frustrated parents forced him to marry her as penance, and the insomniac princess was his problem now.
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I took the opportunity to turn the encounter into a commercial for the particular brand of root beer, and let them know where they might be able to find it if they happened to like really good root beer.
But you're passing up the opportunity here? What brand of really good root beer?
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@hungrier I once got pulled over by the police for drinking root beer. About 4pm on New Year's Day (when all the partiers from the night before were probably just getting up), and fully aware that the marked patrol car was right behind me at the stoplight, I lifted the brown-glass bottle and tilted it to the side while I was stopped to see if I needed to get another cold drink out of my cooler before the light changed.
Soon as it did, I made the right turn I had been signalling, the cops followed me around the corner and on came the lights. I knew exactly what the wanted so I pulled into the first parking lot and waited.
Once I showed them what I was drinking, I took the opportunity to turn the encounter into a commercial for the particular brand of root beer, and let them know where they might be able to find it if they happened to like really good root beer.
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@dcon Imma do that next time. Though, funnily enough my wife very rarely gets angry at me.
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@Carnage said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
my wife very rarely gets angry at me.
Try the suggestion, and make the most of the very rare opportunity. The opportunities might become less rare.
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@Mason_Wheeler said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
lovely princess with far too much energy.
@Mason_Wheeler said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
as she began to mature, it only got worse
@Mason_Wheeler said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
she just never seemed to wear herself out!
I like where this is going....
@Mason_Wheeler said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
As the bags under their daughter's eyes grew heavier and darker
Wait, that doesn't jive. This princess is defective, I want a refund!
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@loopback0 mmmm outdoor sex.
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@Tsaukpaetra just doing it like they do on the Discovery channel.
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@Arantor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra just doing it like they do on the Discovery channel.
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Phew.
Saved from Nickelback.
Nice, good jorb YouTube. Guess I'll have to use reposts...
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Current status: listening to
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Where’s the circle marked “Gen Z” that overlaps on the green section?
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@Arantor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Where’s the circle marked “Gen Z” that overlaps on the green section?
Invisible, just like their ${BELT_ONION_COMPLAINT_ABOUT_MODERN_GENERATION}
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@izzion I'm not mocking Gen Z for the use of 'for reals' you understand, merely observing it.
In the same way that apparently it's becoming common to write
rm -fr
to remove for real...
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@ixvedeusi said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Arantor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
rm -fr
Remove France?
You might need
sudo
for that.
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@ixvedeusi said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Arantor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
rm -fr
Remove France?
You might need
sudo
for that.sudeau
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@ixvedeusi said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Arantor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
rm -fr
Remove France?
Remove for reals