The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@Arantor During, not just after, no?
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@Bulb probably. I forget the exact details but swift Wikipedia skimming suggests from 1942. Exactly at what point they were released isn’t immediately clear to me but I haven’t had the time to look properly today.
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@LaoC The family that omits apostrophes together stays together.
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@jinpa said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@LaoC The family that omit's apostrophe's together stay's together.
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@jinpa said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@LaoC The family that omit is apostrophe is together stay is together.
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@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
If you need to put A1 on it, it was tasteless to begin with?
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@jinpa said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@LaoC The family that omit's apostrophe's together stay's together.
Found the greengrocer.
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@Mason_Wheeler This is real. The Minnesota sheriff who live-streams has actually said, "I'm not sure if he's drunk or just dodging potholes."
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@HardwareGeek Would a statistics on the potholes missed vs. potholes hit ratio bei able to clarify that?
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@Mason_Wheeler Spring time confirmed.
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@Mason_Wheeler said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Water is wet, women have secrets, April weather changes by the hour ... who gives a fuck?
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@LaoC said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Mason_Wheeler said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Water is wet, women have secrets, April weather changes by the hour ... who gives a fuck?
My frozen, shrunken manhood certainly can't give a fuck in April
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@boomzilla Picture unrelated.
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@boomzilla For anyone who doesn't get it, the flowers in the picture are clematis.
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@HardwareGeek Hope she doesn't get Clematitis infection....
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@boomzilla Fucking plants!
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@BernieTheBernie said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@HardwareGeek Hope she doesn't get Clematitis infection....
@BernieTheBernie said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@HardwareGeek Hope she doesn't get Clematitis infection....
Clematitis, the slack-jawed yokel?
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@BernieTheBernie said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@HardwareGeek Hope she doesn't get Cl
eamatitis infection....
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@izzion said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@JBert said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Shirley that is Lamentations 69:420
No way, 69:420 is from the Song of Songs.
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@izzion Leviticus would be more "Thou shalt not suffer the editor to be exited."
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Have you ever wanted to own big machinery used in surface coal mining?
There's your big chance: Lausitz Energie Bergbau AG is selling some of their equipment, tells FAZ newspaper:
But be warned: in case you win, you have to disassemble and remove the item from their territory within 3 weeks. If that's a problem for you in case of a 5,000 tons machine, ...
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@BernieTheBernie said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
selling some of their equipment
Doom robots from the future could be met with no defense
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@BernieTheBernie said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Have you ever wanted to own big machinery used in surface coal mining?
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@dkf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@izzion Leviticus would be more "Thou shalt not suffer the editor to be exited."
That's not radical enough for Leviticus. Let's try
If a man dareth to exit vim in a different method than pressing
ESC
followed by typing:q!
, he shall be killed. Such kinky abominations shall have no place among my people, and all his friends and disciples shall be burnt with fire, too. So speaketh the Lord.
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@JBert said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
This isn't really in the style of the Bible so much as in the style of Monty Python's "holy hand grenade" Bible parody.
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@Mason_Wheeler said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@JBert said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
This isn't really in the style of the Bible so much as in the style of Monty Python's "holy hand grenade" Bible parody.
Next you are gonna try to tell us that Monty python does not faithfully recreate the bible.
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@Carnage it doesn't? well shit.
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@Carnage said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Mason_Wheeler said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@JBert said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
This isn't really in the style of the Bible so much as in the style of Monty Python's "holy hand grenade" Bible parody.
Next you are gonna try to tell us that Monty python does not faithfully recreate the bible.
Wish I could still find it, but I once wrote an explanation of the arts & crafts we were called upon to do in Vacation Bible School. Lots of stuff about "then shalt thou affix the macaroni to the paper plates with glue that beareth the visage of the smiling bullock, Elmer be his name, that one may gild it with spray paint".
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@boomzilla That's weird. You'd think that hoe sales would go up when the gardening season starts.
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
beareth the visage of the smiling bullock
Squishy-soft on idolatry.
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@Zerosquare said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@BernieTheBernie said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Have you ever wanted to own big machinery used in surface coal mining?
If I install one of those thingies in my garden, the HOA dicks will come and complain. And I'll just dig them away. Hey, yeah, !
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@Atazhaia said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla That's weird. You'd think that hoe sales would go up when the gardening season starts.
Maybe the ones who wait until the last minute prefer to rent.