The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@TimeBandit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Well, it could be even more uselesser:
In an assembly line at a factory near Munich, someone has to build indicators into BMWs.
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@BernieTheBernie said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
In an assembly line at a factory near Munich, someone has to build indicators into BMWs.
Just today I saw a BMW driving with their hazards on. So they are used.
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@Zecc I feel this was perhaps accidental. It's a feature we all know is present but I don't think ever activated by BMW drivers intentionally. Why else would you need to notify your presence; your presence as a BMW is enough.
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@Arantor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
It's a feature we all know is present but I don't think ever activated by BMW drivers intentionally.
I saw a BMW driver activate the indicators once. He did it intentionally... to signal me that he was gonna move to the left lane where I was
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@Zerosquare
First I thought it was a joke, but given the volumes of people who think “(approximately) half the population is below 100 IQ” is an observation of any note, now I’m entirely unsure.I actually know people who went to effort of determining the boundary for the upper quartile, and then were shocked, dismayed and appalled that 75% of people could be below it.
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@BernieTheBernie said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
In an assembly line at a factory near Munich, someone has to build indicators into BMWs.
Just today I saw a BMW driving with their hazards on. So they are used.
Hazards are special - "Don't you fucking hit me". Blinkers are for wimps.
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@Mason_Wheeler Well he clearly did something to it. Looks much more ...pristine. Like he managed to shave 24 years off its life.
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Just today I saw a BMW driving with their hazards on. So they are used.
The only time in my life that I drove a BMW, I both used the indicators for their normal purpose (but I guess this was a bad habit from driving other cars that would have gone away quickly?), and for the hazards light, though involuntarily.
It was a test drive before I bought another car. I had no real interest in buying a BMW but I thought first that it would be good to test one to get a comparison point and also just why not? On a safe bit of road I tried an emergency braking, which to my surprise automatically toggled the hazards on. I thought that was a nifty feature.
No idea if that's on other cars, or just because BMW drivers aren't even aware that they have indicators so they wouldn't know how to turn them on if needed.
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@remi other cars have it - some Fords, VWs, Audis etc.
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@remi said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
which to my surprise automatically toggled the hazards on.
quite a common feature for years, had it on at least 2 probably 3 out of Peugeot/Citroën/Renault/Opel I had past 20 years.
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Well apparently I'm not a bad-enough driver to have ever triggered those.
Seriously though, that's a great safety feature that should be mandatory, if it isn't already.
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Fortunately, if he's not satisfied with her behavior, he can return her and get a refund.
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@Mason_Wheeler one "fuck you" away from being something written by @Lorne-Kates
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@Mason_Wheeler said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I would give them money. Not my money, of course.
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@Zecc This reminds me of Critical Role, where one older guest party member played a character that he had originated in a campaign run by Matt's mother.
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@Mason_Wheeler said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0MGZTdcgx8&pp=ygUdc3BpbmFsIHRhcCBnaXZlIG1lIHNvbWUgbW9uZXk%3D
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The
pinkmagenta thread is
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@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I showed this to my sister. She reacted with "OMG what ugly shadows, who the fuck wears those".
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@Gustav I see humor runs in the family.
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@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
There are only 3 colors: awesome, fucking terrible and gay.
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@MrL said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
There are only 3 colors: awesome, fucking terrible and gay.
The five primary colors are red, yellow, green, penang, and massaman.
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@dcon While Darwin posited that men are descended from monkeys, women are actually descended from magpies, as evidenced by their utter fascination with shiny stones.
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@Zerosquare said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
The
pinkmagenta thread isI think you meant fuchia... fuschia... fuchsya... ah, fuck ya!
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@MrL said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
There are only 3 colors: awesome, fucking terrible and gay.
The five primary colors are red, yellow, green, penang, and massaman.
In New Mexico, the choices are Red, Green, and Christmas.
Filed under: not quite sure I got your joke
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Filed under: not quite sure I got your joke
Just Haskell things.
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
The five primary colors are red, yellow, green, penang, and massaman.
I see that you are a curry fan. But Pulau Penang is an island of Malaysia, and does not have a special curry. I guess you meant Phanaeng Curry.
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https://youtube.com/shorts/AYcxcnf1S8A?feature=share
Well a I guess he didn't go all the way but still....
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@JBert You're rendering the trophy in the wrong version of the wrong browser.
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@PleegWat i.e. you're using literally anything other than the daily build of Chrome, with all experimental features turned on, plus 17 (or is that 18) different competing developer extensions.
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@PleegWat and beyond that blocked the download of Google Fonts. Because that's not the correct
Comic Sans
applied!
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@Zenith perfectly cromulent JS. Next image in the sequence is shipping that function in an npm library for isActuallyTrue()