The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@acrow said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Exactly how quickly is that?
Quickly enough that surface transmission isn't showing up at all in the epidemiological studies. Genuinely negligible.
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@dkf Yeah, there was a big deal made about it at the beginning of the pandemic — washing your hands properly, using hand sanitizer, wearing gloves, disinfecting your groceries before bringing them into your home, etc. But it didn't take long — I don't remember, maybe 2 or 3 months — for that to turn out not to be a significant vector.
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If I wanted a discussion about it instead of a joke, I would've posted over .
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@topspin ah see there’s your problem, you came here for a joke.
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@Gribnit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra I have concern. Will my child harm the knife?
Verily.
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@Arantor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@topspin ah see there’s your problem, you came here for a joke.
Coming for jokes seems more like my thing.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Arantor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@topspin ah see there’s your problem, you came here for a joke.
Coming for jokes seems more like my thing.
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
significant vector
.? I barely knew her.Is it so hard?
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@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I do not know about your neck of the woods, but back in NL only cheap wines are sold as bag in box. Polishing a turd and all that.
You may prefer to call it "vin du clochard" (or however that's spelled in french).
But "card board eaux" has its charme, too.
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A politician, a priest, and a lawyer are about to get involved in a joke.
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@BernieTheBernie said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
vin du clochard
Wouldn't
clochard
be an appellation protectee de nom de appelle? I'd expect that to be a pretty fancy box.
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@Arantor This thunderdome may be useful?
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:sadtrombone:
Some of you probably got moved by that bug when topics get jeffed.
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@boomzilla And, as is the custom, I was reading a totally unrelated topic
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@hungrier I like to think it's deliberate and meant to chastise the guilty.
Funny floof!
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
:sadtrombone:
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Oof...terrrible stuff.
I'm just thinking... Shirley someone has tried urinating in one of those at some point, no?
Given that early morning drinking is normal at airports...I wouldn't be surprised.
A few years ago I was in the queue behind a dude who was completely exasperated that security wouldn't let him pass with a big bottle of vodka, and in spite of his girlfriend's complaints tried to chug it on the spot. Too bad I had to move on, the aftermath would have been quite entertaining.
Edit: drinking at airports would also be an explanation for this one I saw the other day.
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@LaoC nah that's for plugging in a USB cement mixer
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@Gribnit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
USB cement mixer
can't wait for the newer models running on USB-C
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@Carnage so, is the moneyshot in a different episode, or...
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@loopback0 it's a good thing trivial cycle detection is easy, then.
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@Gribnit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@loopback0 it's a good thing trivial cycle detection is easy, then.
Only for Eulerian cycles. Hamiltonian ones are hard. NP hard.
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Hamiltonian ones are hard. NP hard.
‘“No problem!” hard’ isn’t really that much of a challenge
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@kazitor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
‘“No problem!” hard’ isn’t really that much of a challenge
Yes, but "Hold My Beer" hard is another thing entirely.
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@kazitor Always reminds me of:
SHA1 - Schneier has access
SHA2 - Schneier has access (two ways, in fact)
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Hi, George. This is Richard, next door. I've a confession to make. I've been riddled with guilt for a few months and have been trying to get up the courage to tell you face-to-face. At least I'm telling you in this text. I can't live with myself a minute longer without your knowing about this. The truth is, when you're not around, I've been using your wife, day and night. Probably much more than you. I haven't been getting it at home recently. I know that's no excuse. The temptation was just
too great. I can't live with the guilt & hope you'll accept my sincere apology and forgive me.Please suggest a fee for usage and I'll pay you.
Richard
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George, feeling enraged and betrayed, grabbed his gun, went next door, and shot Richard dead. He returned home, shot his wife, poured himself a stiff drink and sat down on the sofa. George then looked at his phone and discovered a second text message from Richard.
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Hi, George. Richard here again. Sorry about the typo on my last text. I assume you figured it out and noticed that the darned Auto Correct had changed "wi-fi" to "wife." Technology, huh? It'll be the death of us all.
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Those wacky Japanese are at it again.
A young pharmacologist died from overworking, and was reincarnated in a parallel world looking like a fantasy medieval Europe.
He was reincarnated as a 10 year old apprentice to a famous Royal Court pharmacist, who had attained an inhuman skills of ability to see through disease, material creation, and material destruction.
In a society in which dubious medical practice are rampant, price gouging through the monopoly of the pharmacist guild and good medicine isn't available to the commoners he decided to use his knowledge to change the world.
He was recognized by the Empress of the time and got permission to open a Pharmacy at the corner of the town.
He decided to wipe out the fraud that has swept the world, and deliver to the commoners a truly effective medicine that was developed using present day pharmacology.
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@LaoC I need to add bigger varistors to my USB Condom design. Bigger fuse, too.
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This is laughing stock.
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@Gern_Blaanston will there be titty?
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Where is the obligatory red arrow point at his car?
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@Dragoon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Where is the obligatory red arrow point at his car?
Well, there's not much roof left to point to, is there?
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@Dragoon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Where is the obligatory red arrow point at his car?
Right here!
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/744434882612035606/1001363664919605278/gNJ9MT0.jpg
Get Leeta into that description and we'll talk.
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@DogsB said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
My money is on the bear to be honest.
Why, are bears known not to lie much?
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Oof...terrrible stuff.
I'm just thinking... Shirley someone has tried urinating in one of those at some point, no?
I just saw a video that showed an airport hack where you just freeze your water bottle and then it's allowed since it's not a liquid. Not sure how true it is, would love to try it but modt water bottles will melt by the time I get to the airport
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@dangeRuss said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Not sure how true it is
It only works with these bottles:
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dangeRuss said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Not sure how true it is
It only works with these bottles:
When it comes to brands with unfortunate reverse spellings....
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Applied-Mediocrity said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dangeRuss said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Not sure how true it is
It only works with these bottles:
When it comes to brands with unfortunate reverse spellings....
The perfect half a pint for half-pints!