The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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The internet, summarized:
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
The internet, summarized:
The pussies don't want to stop snuggling the boobs?
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@boomzilla surprised they went with a classical form, seems like Harry Palm's influence on the competitions has faded since the '70s. This is definitely going to be more recognizable to casual spectators, but the Over-The-Shoulder-Boner-Honer really deserves a statue.
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
This is Naomi Wu BTW. Very competent techie cum surgically enhanced bombshell. It looks b bit bright for a buttplug because they just used her DIY-illuminated-miniskirt pics for that ad.
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@LaoC said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
techie cum
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@LaoC said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
techie cum
pun intended
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@boomzilla I thought "That's got to be some con-goer. Look at the Open Source Hardware shirt". But it turns out to be a trend (of skirts, not butt-plugs, obviously):
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@acrow said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla I thought "That's got to be some con-goer.
Not exactly con but it goes pretty close.
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@Mason_Wheeler I'm not worried, my hide is too damaged to be marketable.
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@LaoC said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@LaoC said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
techie cum
pun intended
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@xaade said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
"industry secret", or obvious to anyone who knows how the entertainment industry works in general.
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@Keith They shouldn't joke about these things.
Even more stupid things have been tried (and there they still scammed people).
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@JBert Follow up twatter:
Just in case (because this is Twitter) we should clarify that this isn't real.
They realized their mistake. (Which was assuming that the NFT-toting subset of Twitter users have any common sense and/or sense of humor.)
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@JBert Not gonna lie, I kind of want an NFTea.
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@cvi No, no. What he means is that he'd like to acquire the (digital) deed of ownership that proves that he owns the immaterial rights to one of the images.
Inasmuch as the deed grants him any rights beyond displaying the image in his home; "ownership" of digital assets today is complicated. You may find that the ownership of the token only grants you token ownership.
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@Watson said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Well, when you're on the internet...
Where men are men, women are men, and little girls are FBI agents...
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For anyone who would get the references.
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So I says to Mabel,
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
His wife is a Switch?
Nintendo, Cisco or SM?
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@LaoC said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
His wife is a Switch?
Nintendo, Cisco or SM?
If you suspect your partner may be a Cisco Switch, run far far away.
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@izzion Yes, but there's so many ports to stick your hardline into...
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@izzion said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@LaoC said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
His wife is a Switch?
Nintendo, Cisco or SM?
If you suspect your partner may be a Cisco Switch, run far far away.
Regular overheating is pretty strong evidence.
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dangeRuss said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Things that remind you of....
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A very old man lay dying in his own bed. While wondering which breath would be his last, he suddenly caught a whiff of apple fritters baking down in the kitchen. Ah, he remembered, his favorites. He slid from the bed, crawled across the floor, slid down the stairs and crawled across the kitchen to the table. Using all of his strength he pulled himself up a chair. As he reached for a fritter, wham, his wife slapped his hand and yelled, "leave those alone, they're for the funeral!"
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@dangeRuss and as a mature adult, you'd never stoop to reposting something!