The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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Bert.
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Pretty sure they didn't even read "Chapter 1. Counting" in their math book
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@izzion said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Pretty sure they didn't even read "Chapter 1. Counting" in their math book
Someone should call the count to resolve this mystery.
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
7.5
dozeneggs
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
If Bruce puts 50 uneven bunches of bananas in his trolley, and wears shorts that don't go, how long before he absorbs sufficient radiation from the bananas to become a superhero?
Show all working out,
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@Arantor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
If Bruce puts 50 uneven bunches of bananas in his trolley, and wears shorts that don't go, how long before he absorbs sufficient radiation from the bananas to become a superhero?
I believe the answer to be a number with TREE(3) digits.
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@Arantor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
[specific shorts]
Bruce
Lemma 1.
50 uneven bunches of bananas
Lemma 2
in his trolley
Lemma 3 - understood to imply usage vs ownership - as well as proximity, irreregarditive.
wears shorts that don't go
Lemma 4 - specific shorts
how long before he absorbs sufficient radiation from the bananas to become a superhero?
Tricky, but not tricky enough.
Never. He is protected by the mandalas on his shorts.
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@boomzilla Definitely very friendly there.
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@Arantor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
If Bruce puts 50 uneven bunches of bananas in his trolley, and wears shorts that don't go, how long before he absorbs sufficient radiation from the bananas to become a superhero?
As a point of clarification, does testicular cancer count as a superpower?
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@dkf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Arantor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
If Bruce puts 50 uneven bunches of bananas in his trolley, and wears shorts that don't go, how long before he absorbs sufficient radiation from the bananas to become a superhero?
As a point of clarification, does testicular cancer count as a superpower?
Only if it positively influencers his production.
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@dkf As a point of clarification... testicular cancer is not generally designated a 'superpower' and possession of the condition does not generally label the unfortunate bearer 'a superhero' in the classically accepted definition of the term.
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@Arantor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dkf As a point of clarification... testicular cancer is not generally designated a 'superpower' and possession of the condition does not generally label the unfortunate bearer 'a superhero' in the classically accepted definition of the term.
Whereas
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@Boner That would require them to have a cuisine.
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@Boner said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
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@Boner said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
They are used, used in the making of various sorts of preserved foods. Many of those are then boiled to remove the preservation substances before consumption.
But more seriously, most spices are used plenty in pickles and sauces, but were often too expensive to use elsewhere, at least traditionally in peasant food; the wealthy had more options. OTOH, salt and pepper are used a lot as were some herbs that were happy to grow locally. However the general quality of food dropped through the 19th and early 20th century due to industrialization and the social changes that followed. (Things have changed since the end of WW2.)
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@dkf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
However the general quality of food dropped through the 19th and early 20th century due to industrialization and the social changes that followed. (Things have changed since the end of WW2.)
A bit vague on explaining the continuing drop through the middle and late 20th century and ongoing.
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@dkf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
As a point of clarification, does testicular cancer count as a superpower?
South Park covered this a few years ago (maybe NSFW)
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@hungrier and that was a ripoff of Buster Gonad from Viz.
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For the record, this is the actual Chinese character for "friend" (not "friendship," but close enough.)
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@dkf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Boner said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
They are used, used in the making of various sorts of preserved foods. Many of those are then boiled to remove the preservation substances before consumption.
But more seriously, most spices are used plenty in pickles and sauces, but were often too expensive to use elsewhere, at least traditionally in peasant food; the wealthy had more options. OTOH, salt and pepper are used a lot as were some herbs that were happy to grow locally. However the general quality of food dropped through the 19th and early 20th century due to industrialization and the social changes that followed. (Things have changed since the end of WW2.)
One Dutch phrase for something being very expensive is "peperduur", which expands and translates to "as expensive as pepper".
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@Boner said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I copied this , where there happens to be a fairly significant Bri’ish population for whatever reason, and one chap replied:
spice is just pain, and pain doesnt make food taste any good
I said he’s so Bri’ish he doesn’t even know what a spice is
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@kazitor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Boner said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I copied this , where there happens to be a fairly significant Bri’ish population for whatever reason, and one chap replied:
spice is just pain, and pain doesnt make food taste any good
I said he’s so Bri’ish he doesn’t even know what a spice is
I kind of agree with him, except not about spices in general but about "hot" stuff only. Some people in India/Mexico/Southern US/etc. seem to think that if you add enough capsaicin so your mouth hurts (which is literally all it does), this somehow makes food taste good.
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@Gribnit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
A bit vague on explaining the continuing drop through the middle and late 20th century and ongoing.
That exists solely in the minds of some idiots, mostly because they're from the Midwest and can't handle the idea of real spices either.
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@Mason_Wheeler said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
For the record, this is the actual Chinese character for "friend" (not "friendship," but close enough.)
It's the same picture.
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@kazitor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Boner said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I copied this , where there happens to be a fairly significant Bri’ish population for whatever reason, and one chap replied:
spice is just pain, and pain doesnt make food taste any good
I said he’s so Bri’ish he doesn’t even know what a spice is
I kind of agree with him, except not about spices in general but about "hot" stuff only. Some people in India/Mexico/Southern US/etc. seem to think that if you add enough capsaicin so your mouth hurts (which is literally all it does), this somehow makes food taste good.
I love spicy food. I've had some sauces where they do that with the capsaicin and yeah, it's not good. The flavor is just blech. But having stuff extra spicy is still good.
Funny floof:
Some people might find that related but spiciness of my food has never caused me digestive problems.
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Given enough time, even s will no longer remember .
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first memes
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Given enough time, even s will no longer remember .
I only "know" the meme from you guys. It reminds me of the dumb shit my son shows me.
Funny floof:
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@Mason_Wheeler I have a shell script that does this on console, in unicode, with lines timed to voice
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@dkf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gribnit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
A bit vague on explaining the continuing drop through the middle and late 20th century and ongoing.
That exists solely in the minds of some idiots, mostly because they're from the Midwest and can't handle the idea of real spices either.
Actual Brit identified. Only they defend their food.
Is there perhaps some enormous raisin to believe otherwise?
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@PleegWat did you keep
tulipduur
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@Gribnit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Is there perhaps some enormous raisin to believe otherwise?
Not my fault that the original assertion was flat wrong, and has been so for decades.
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@dkf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gribnit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Is there perhaps some enormous raisin to believe otherwise?
Not my fault that the original assertion was flat wrong, and has been so for decades.
Well this is just contradiction.
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